Go, Dumbass

"Huh? Is Godzilla fighting the male and female MUTOs?"

Watching the livestream, Godzilla was battling the pair of MUTOs. Because of the electromagnetic pulse released by the MUTOs, the power of Godzilla's Atomic Breath had greatly diminished.

The male and female MUTOs gave Godzilla a brutal husband-and-wife beatdown, and Godzilla was temporarily at a disadvantage.

"Big Bro Godzilla livestreamed himself getting beaten up and made a million a month," Lu Chen casually joked.

Although Godzilla was currently at a disadvantage, Lu Chen knew that Godzilla would ultimately claim victory.

Sure enough, while the male and female MUTOs were pummeling Godzilla together, human soldiers destroyed the eggs laid by the female MUTO.

The female MUTO hurried back to check on them, but Godzilla seized the opportunity and smashed the male MUTO to death with one sweep of his tail.

Then came the female MUTO. Godzilla blasted her from behind with Atomic Breath, killing her on the spot.

Shirahira Reika: "This is too breathtaking. It's even more thrilling than a sci-fi blockbuster."

Kamado Tanjiro: "I only care about how many people died because of this battle. I hope they rest in peace."

Qilin: "So far, it seems like my world is the safest. Though there are still petty thefts and fights every day."

Liu Peiqiang: "You should cherish peaceful days. In my world, the sun is expanding at an extreme rate. We had no choice but to flee with our entire planet, sacrificing fully half of humanity."

As Godzilla's battle ended in victory, the group's conversation seemed to grow increasingly heavy. Everyone was talking about tragedies from their own worlds, and Lu Chen could not join in, so he left the group chat.

"Grandmaster and Tang San seem to have arrived already."

Lu Chen activated Mind Perception and discovered that Grandmaster and Tang San were already standing outside the gates of the Soul Hunting Forest. After Grandmaster presented his pass, he and Tang San finally entered the Soul Hunting Forest.

Lu Chen approached them, immediately concealed his presence, and secretly followed Grandmaster and Little San.

"Come out, Luo San Pao." Grandmaster made a gesture and summoned his martial soul, Luo San Pao.

"Teacher, why is your martial soul a living animal? It looks like a little dog."

Tang San was extremely curious upon seeing Grandmaster's martial soul. A martial soul could actually exist in the form of a living creature.

"It is called Luo San Pao. My martial soul is a mutated martial soul, but it mutated in a bad direction, so I will never be able to break through level thirty in this lifetime."

Grandmaster's face was filled with anguish, as though he had recalled some painful memories.

"Tch. Starting out with a dog is a high-tier opening. Instead of finding a way to solve his own problem, he went and came up with that bullshit theory of the ten core competitive strengths." Hidden in the shadows, Lu Chen curled his lips disdainfully.

With Luo San Pao leading the way, Grandmaster brought Little San through the Soul Hunting Forest in search of the soul beast most suitable for him.

As they walked, Grandmaster explained the ten-year soul beasts they encountered along the way, and Tang San carefully committed everything to memory.

"Grandmaster is so knowledgeable. He seems to know everything."

Looking at Grandmaster's back, Tang San became increasingly convinced that taking Grandmaster as his teacher had been the right decision.

"Because Luo San Pao is special, my Soul Skills are also rather special. Luo San Pao attacks enemies by farting."

Grandmaster seemed somewhat embarrassed as he said this. After all, a Soul Skill based on farting was simply too ridiculous and indecent.

"Luo luo, luo luo."

Luo San Pao, who was walking in front, gave a warning cry, signaling danger ahead.

"Little San, be careful. There are soul beasts ahead."

Six Netherworld Wolves emerged from the dark forest.

"Heh, they are only ten-year soul beasts, Netherworld Wolves. Little San, watch closely. Your teacher is about to unleash a Soul Skill."

Grandmaster handed Little San a face mask. After blanking for a moment, Little San hurriedly put it on. Grandmaster had just said that Luo San Pao attacked by farting, so the fart's power must be impressive—and its smell must be especially potent as well.

Seeing this from the shadows, Lu Chen immediately perked up. The Soul Gem was already prepared. It's coming, it's coming. Hahaha, let's see how you make a fool of yourself.

Grandmaster summoned his two hundred-year soul rings and struck a flamboyant pose. "A fart like thunder, shaking heaven and splitting earth—Luo San Pao!"

Tang San, standing to the side, widened his eyes in anticipation. "Is this the Soul Skill Teacher mentioned? He's actually going to deal with six soul beasts at once!"

The Soul Skill had been unleashed. Luo San Pao's body on the ground suddenly swelled into a round ball.

It raised its rear toward the Netherworld Wolves. By then, Luo San Pao was bloated like a balloon, as if something inside its belly were about to burst out.

Seeing this, Lu Chen quickly activated the Soul Gem and modified Luo San Pao's Soul Skill.

"Go, Luo San Pao!" Grandmaster shouted. Today, he would show Little San the power of Soul Skills. Even if it was just farting, it was still a Soul Skill.

Pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff.

Six muffled sounds rang out in total. Under Grandmaster's bewildered gaze, steaming, foul-smelling lumps splattered across the heads of the Netherworld Wolves.

Grandmaster: "!!!???"

Tang San: "!?!?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Seeing the long-awaited scene, Lu Chen burst into a honking laugh from the shadows. He squatted on the ground, clutching his stomach as he laughed uncontrollably.

Especially when he saw Grandmaster's utterly stunned expression and Little San's lost, helpless, slightly disgusted look, Lu Chen laughed until his stomach hurt.

"Teacher... this..."

Tang San held his mask tightly over his face. Even so, he caught a whiff of the powerful stench, nearly making him vomit up last night's meal.

The Netherworld Wolves struck by Luo San Pao let out miserable howls. The overwhelming stench tortured them terribly.

One Netherworld Wolf was already foaming at the mouth, convulsing on the ground while letting out pitiful whimpers, as though it were saying, "This shit is poisonous."

Grandmaster's face turned bright red at the sight. He was mortified. The lofty image he had painstakingly built before Tang San over the past two days had collapsed in an instant.

After all six Netherworld Wolves had been poisoned to death by Luo San Pao's poop, Luo San Pao trotted to Grandmaster's feet as if asking for credit, its tail wagging back and forth.

"Little San, let's find somewhere safe first. San Pao seems to have developed a problem. I need to examine him."

Picking up Luo San Pao, Grandmaster quickly led Tang San away. If they stayed any longer, he would lose all face, and that poop smell truly was overpowering.

"Teacher, what happened to Dumbass? Did he eat something bad and get diarrhea?"

Tang San took off his mask and breathed in some fresh air.

"I don't know yet. San Pao only eats white radishes. This has never happened before, so it cannot be an upset stomach from bad food. There must be another reason."

Grandmaster furrowed his brows tightly and lowered his head in thought as he watched the lively Luo San Pao.

"Teacher, could Dumbass have mutated?" Tang San interrupted Grandmaster's thoughts and voiced his idea.

"Mutated?"

Grandmaster thought for a moment. "A second mutation is unlikely, but not impossible. After helping you obtain your soul ring, I will need to study this carefully."