Douluo's Ancestral Dragon Legend
Chapter 667

The Heaven Dou Empire Team Arrives

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People had to relieve themselves eventually. Even pretty little fairies were the same; they still needed to use the toilet.

Grandmaster had not considered this problem yesterday. Now, when that feeling of something about to burst forth came over him, he panicked. He was terrified.

He clenched down with all his might and struggled to stand.

But he had only risen halfway before he collapsed weakly back down, hitting his backside so hard it throbbed, nearly losing control right then.

Only now did he realize what a terrible mistake it had been to choose to eat that radish yesterday. His intestines churned, gusts of gas darting wildly inside him, battering his endurance again and again.

The two knights keeping watch in the distance glanced at Grandmaster indifferently and said nothing.

Grandmaster hurriedly shouted, "My lords!"

The two knights rose and came before Grandmaster.

"My lords, I can't hold it much longer. I need to use the toilet," Grandmaster said urgently.

"Use what toilet? If you need to shit, shit right here. The Pope's order was for you to stay here," one knight snapped.

The muscles in Grandmaster's face twitched. He was almost at his limit, and he said in misery, "This is the city gate. If I do it here, it will affect Spirit City's image."

"Cut the fucking crap. Shit or don't, suit yourself," the other knight said.

With that, the two turned and walked back toward the place where they had been resting.

Grandmaster grew desperate. He hurriedly took out his Elder Token and shouted, "I am an elder of Spirit Hall! Please help me!"

One knight turned back and mocked, "Unless the Pope pardons you, that token of yours is just a piece of scrap metal!"

Grandmaster's face was filled with despair. His eyes gradually went hollow,

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