Douluo's Ancestral Dragon Legend
Chapter 668

Heaven Dou Empire Team Arrives

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Everyone had to relieve themselves. Even beautiful little fairies were no exception—they needed to use the toilet too.

Grandmaster had not considered this problem yesterday. Now, when that overwhelming urge came surging forth, he panicked. He was terrified.

He clenched himself tightly, struggling to stand.

But when he was only halfway up, he collapsed back down weakly. The impact made his buttocks ache, and he nearly lost control.

Only now did he realize what a terrible mistake it had been to eat that radish yesterday. His intestines churned, gas rampaging through them in waves and constantly testing the limits of his endurance.

The two knights standing guard in the distance merely glanced at Grandmaster without saying anything.

Grandmaster hurriedly shouted, "My lords, the knights!"

The two knights rose and walked over to him.

"My lords, I can't hold it in anymore. I need to use the toilet," Grandmaster said urgently.

"Use what toilet? If you need to shit, do it right here. The Pope's order was for you to stay here," one knight snapped.

Grandmaster's facial muscles twitched. He was almost at his limit and said miserably, "This is the city gate. If I relieve myself here, it will damage Spirit City's image."

"Quit your fucking nonsense. Shit or don't shit, we don't care," the other knight said.

With that, the two turned and walked back toward where they had been resting.

Grandmaster panicked. He hurriedly took out his Elder Token and shouted, "I'm an Elder of Spirit Hall. Please help me!"

One knight turned back and sneered, "Unless the Pope pardons you, that token of yours is nothing but scrap metal!"

Despair filled Grandmaster's face, and his eyes gradually became vacant. His tightly tensed body slowly relaxed.

Several muffled bursts rang out. The feeling of letting it all flow

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