Vampire Dracula 2/2

Beside the two pits created during Hayato's fight with Wolverine—or rather, Hayato's beating of Logan—Deadpool wore a serious expression.

"Hey, buddy, looks like you've got quite a beef with them." He stroked his chin, looking troubled. "How about doing me a favor and not going too far?"

Hayato froze.

Huh, could Deadpool be suffering from split personality disorder? Or was this not the real Deadpool?

"Look, food, lodging, and clothes are all free here, and there are so many young elementary-school girls, and..."

Deadpool's gaze drifted toward Phoenix and Storm.

"Cough, cough. This place is practically dream paradise. If you blow it up, I'll be in a tough spot, right? Where else am I going to find somewhere to mooch food and drinks?"

Mm!

Still the same old flavor... definitely the real Deadpool!

Hayato said, "They aren't my enemies. Don't worry."

Deadpool sighed in relief, patting his chest. "That's good. You had me in such a bind. If you made a move and wanted to hire me too, then I'd have a real problem. How much extra would I have to charge before I could take the job...?"

He started counting on his fingers.

Hayato saw that all the X-Men had turned livid.

Deadpool suddenly jumped up and shouted, "Hahaha, fooled you, didn't I? I'm not the kind of bastard who'd attack his friends for money!"

He darted to Professor X's side, squatted down, rested his head on Professor X's shoulder, and said softly, "Speaking of money, who here is richer than this guy, right? If I'm taking a job, of course I'll pick the richest one. Besides, if I leave a good impression now, maybe I'll get a share of the inheritance someday."

At that moment, a silver hand reached out from beside him and grabbed Deadpool by the