At everyone's suggestion, Sasori avoided Deidara's vital points and mouth, but gave every other part of him a thorough beating.
In the end, Deidara sulked all by himself. With no other choice, they had Sasori carry him there.
The restaurant owner was delighted to see nine people walk in. It meant another big order, after all.
But when he got a good look at his guests, he became even more excited!
"Lord Yahiko... Lady Angel!"
Yahiko and Konan looked over, both pointing at themselves.
"Hmm? Is something wrong?"
The server beamed, his face brimming with happiness!
"Not at all! Lord Yahiko, Lady Angel! Right this way!"
Hidan came up from behind and patted Yahiko.
"Our village chief's pretty famous, huh! Why not ask if we can eat for free?"
"Hidan..."
Kakuzu rapped him on the head.
"Haven't I told you not to chase petty bargains? Long-term planning brings greater profits."
"I know... I was just joking..."
Kisame laughed and smoothed things over.
"Hidan was just trying to liven things up. Let's hurry up and eat. I've been hungry for ages!"
The nine of them moved into a private room, each ordering a dish.
"Yahiko, Konan, I've ordered for all three of us."
"Okay." ×2
"I'll have something sweet."
"Do you have grilled fish?"
"Bring us something good value for money."
"Do you have duck blood? Or blood sausage, maybe?"
"Do you have lubricating oil?"
"I'd like some clay."
Those last two requests sounded a little off.
Everyone turned to look at the pair in unison.
"You two came here to cause trouble, didn't you?"
Hidan draped an arm around Deidara's shoulders and poked his cheek.
"I was just kidding! Just bring me something piping hot and spicy!"
Itachi turned to Sasori.
"Sasori, can your body even eat?"
"I designed taste