Goblin's First Date!

After returning home, Shen Lang's excited, feverish mood refused to settle for a long time.

He looked at the palm that had torn off Xia Shuyi's dress strap. The scene in the bedroom replayed uncontrollably in his mind, and he immediately felt a little overheated.

Unfortunately, there was no automatic fire extinguisher at home. Shen Lang could only sigh, What use is this iron rod to me?!

As a virgin, it had been Shen Lang's first time—and he had nearly gotten involved with a married woman.

It had to be said, actual hands-on experience was far more thrilling than taking matters into his own hands or fantasizing over those erotic novels!

The more he thought about it, the more restless he became, especially since he had not yet relieved himself.

That feeling of having nowhere to vent made Shen Lang inexplicably irritated.

He hurriedly took a cold shower, and only then did he calm down quite a bit.

It was not until after five in the afternoon that Su Lexuan sent him a WeChat message.

Don't Want Early Morning Class's Le: "You're not busy today, are you?"

Su Lexuan was obviously testing whether Shen Lang had forgotten their agreement.

Or perhaps she was asking whether he had nothing else to do that afternoon and could come keep their date.

After several days of the system's training, Shen Lang could still understand such simple, obvious hints.

Sleep Till Dawn: "Not busy. Want me to pick you up from school this afternoon?"

Don't Want Early Morning Class's Le: "No need. The school isn't far from your place, so I can just call a Didi."

Sleep Till Dawn: "Alright. Let me know once you get in the car."

Don't Want Early Morning Class's Le: "Mm-hmm!"

The two chatted briefly for a while longer before Shen Lang closed the WeChat chat window.

At the same time, in the girls' dormitory at Zhuhai University.

Su Lexuan excitedly tossed aside her phone and impatiently opened her wardrobe.

Looking at the dazzling array of clothes, Su Lexuan tapped her fair little feet over and over, wondering what she should wear for her first date.

Su Lexuan was like many single female college students.

On the day she entered university, she had not only wanted to learn something and earn a degree that could help her find a good job.

She had also dreamed of finding a boyfriend she liked in college and having a sweet romance.

Walking the streets together after class, going on romantic dates during holidays, living sweet and happy days every day, and fully enjoying the youth that belonged only to their college years.

Interestingly, Su Lexuan had not met a boy from school, but a graduated senior she had run into while buying roasted chestnuts outside.

Sure enough, life was like a box of mystery chocolates. No one knew what flavor the next one would be.

"Hehe, Xuanxuan, take me with you?"

Watching Su Lexuan scratch her head over choosing an outfit, Ye Xinxin teased her expectantly.

"I want to see what charm this guy has that could make the Campus Belle of Zhuhai University so smitten."

"I already told you, we're just ordinary friends. We're only going out for a simple meal."

Su Lexuan muttered with a faint blush on her pretty face, while also choosing the outfit she would wear on the date.

It was Saturday. Several of their roommates had gone home, leaving only Ye Xinxin and Su Lexuan in the dormitory.

Su Lexuan could not be bothered to go to the bathroom, so she simply started undressing in front of Ye Xinxin, revealing a perfect figure that countless boys would have drooled over.

Much like Xia Shuyi, Su Lexuan had not realized at all that she and Shen Lang had known each other for less than a few days.

They had only met offline once, when they had run into each other on the snack street.

Girls who had never dated were like this. They were creatures who longed for beautiful things and dreamed of the future.

Those Campus Belles or class beauties who supposedly lived apart from the world and knew nothing of worldly affairs were even more so.

If a member of the opposite sex caught their eye and earned their affection, their emotional intelligence and rational judgment would inexplicably drop by quite a lot.

That was why, no matter which university it was, one could always see couples with such huge disparities between them.

The guys clearly had average qualifications in every respect, sometimes even ugly in a refreshingly distinctive way, and ordinary beyond belief.

Yet their girlfriends were prettier than the last, with figures better than the last as well.

The main reason was that these guys dared to test some of the girls' thoughts.

They would not think they were unworthy, then cowardly hide in some remote corner where the goddess could not see them, helplessly watching the goddess they dreamed of get pursued by another guy.

Nor would they be intimidated just because a girl had good conditions and a high level of beauty. On the contrary, girls with better conditions inspired them to strive harder.

Of course, all single girls had plenty of requirements for their future partners.

For example, he had to own a car and a house, meet a certain height requirement, have a suitable family situation, and whether he had brothers or sisters.

Some girls even cared about whether his zodiac sign and Chinese zodiac were compatible with theirs, and whether being together would affect their future luck.

For instance, Shen Lang's less-than-outstanding looks and the decadent aura of an otaku were things Su Lexuan felt should lose him points.

But the truth was, once a girl's attention had truly been caught by a boy, and he had won her favor—

all the rules and requirements she had previously set would vanish in an instant.

She would gladly accept any of his personality traits and habits, even his less-than-outstanding looks.

Su Lexuan was exactly like that. What she liked was Shen Lang's sense of humor. She found chatting with him especially interesting.

Many mutually attracted men and women gradually developed into couples from this very step.

Under such circumstances, Shen Lang's shortcomings—his looks and otaku temperament—were inexplicably covered up.

That was girls for you, an interesting species with strange ways of thinking.

"Oh, my Xuanxuan, who would believe that?"

Ye Xinxin smiled mischievously. Then, looking at Su Lexuan beside her, whose skin was fair and figure slender as she put on white stockings, she stepped forward like a pervert and freely caressed those jade-like feet.

"Tsk, tsk. These legs have even got me dizzy. I'm so jealous of that guy."

"What are you doing!"

With a flushed face and racing heart, Su Lexuan pushed away her best friend's mischievous hands.

As she finished dressing and prepared to leave the dormitory, Ye Xinxin suddenly reminded her again.

"If you're not coming back tonight, remember to tell him to bring protection. I don't want to become a godmother right after starting college!"

"Go play your games!"

Su Lexuan spat back with a red face, then slammed the dormitory door shut.

At around six in the evening, Su Lexuan arrived at the bus stop where she had parted ways with Shen Lang last time, as agreed.

At this time of day, there were a lot of people around, and it was also the evening rush hour.

Dressed up beautifully, she immediately drew the attention of quite a few people.

Su Lexuan was tall and slender, with graceful curves. Especially beneath her short skirt, her long, evenly proportioned legs wrapped in white stockings were especially eye-catching.

Above them were her fair thighs, known as the absolute territory, which looked even softer and fairer against the white stockings.