Seeing that Ruolin and Hu Jia clearly intended to give him the cold shoulder, how could Xiao Yan accept that? He shamelessly said, "Hehe... Ruolin, have you missed me after all this time? And Hu Jia, you mustn't be naughty in the Inner Academy. You need to cultivate properly, understand?"
The two women merely snorted and ignored Xiao Yan, continuing their conversation. Xiao Yan was not discouraged and went on, "Hehe... let me tell you a joke. A fly from the kitchen and a fly from the toilet were chatting. The kitchen fly looked down on the toilet fly and said disdainfully, 'Look at the life you live. Every meal is leftover garbage from people. Isn't that disgusting? Look at my life. People only eat what I've already eaten.'"
"The toilet fly burst out laughing. Hehe... do you know what the toilet fly said?"
"What did it say?" Zi Yan asked curiously.
"The toilet fly said..." Xiao Yan deliberately paused and looked at Ruolin and Hu Jia. Seeing that they, too, had pricked up their ears to listen, he continued, "The toilet fly said, 'You're still talking about food? You country bumpkin, now that's happiness. Let me ask you, how many women's butts have you seen...?'"
"Pfft..." Ruolin and Hu Jia both burst into laughter, but after realizing what they were doing, they forcibly held it back and pretended to be calm. At the same time, they coquettishly scolded Xiao Yan, "Pervert..."
Seeing them laugh, Xiao Yan knew the trick had worked. He was even wondering whether he should tell a few more jokes when Zi Yan asked an utterly baffling question. With an innocent and curious expression, she asked, "Big Brother, does seeing women's butts make you happy?"
"Pfft... hahaha..." Xiao Yan, Ruolin, and Hu Jia could not stop