[Summon, Dung Fork]
[Summon, Poison-Poison Fruit (One Piece)]
[Summon, Planet-Destroying Bomb (Doraemon)]
[Summon, Outfit-Changing Camera (Doraemon)]
[Summon, Dream-Shattering Blade]
[Summon, Foot-Strengthening Shoes (Detective Conan)]
[Summon, External Elixir Immortal Arts (Hell's Paradise)]
[Summon, Galaxy-Destroying Bomb (Doraemon)]
[Summon, Potato Mine (Plants vs. Zombies)]
[Summon, Magic Soap]
[Dad, what's wrong?]
The system answered his call.
Qian Ni looked over the entire summoning record and realized he had acted impulsively.
He'd shouted too soon!
He admitted it—the first item, [Dung Fork], had made his blood rush to his head.
He'd been afraid the skill pool's bad luck would spread to the item pool.
But looking at the whole batch, out of ten items, nine had extraordinary abilities!
As for the remaining [Dung Fork]...
He'd forgive it!
'It's fine, System. Dad missed you, so I was just asking how you've been.'
[...]
Even through the system interface, Qian Ni could feel the system's grievance and speechlessness.
Other than the skill pool, when had it ever disappointed Qian Ni?
Even with the skill pool, setting aside the absurdity, Qian Ni's skill set was quite respectable.
If nothing else, it was at least maxed out in psychological damage.
How did that saying go again? Before encountering a countering martial soul, control-type Soul Masters were invincible in one-on-one fights!
Although Qian Ni's martial soul was support-type, Cursed Speech, Anal Gungnir, Flower Bloom, and Rebirth—despite being newborn skills, which one wasn't the pinnacle of control-type abilities?
And with his fourth soul skill, Heavenly Tyrant.
Even without counting his Ultimate Power.
Who in all of Douluo Continent could restrain Qian Ni?
Besides, some soul skills were clearly perfectly normal, but once Qian Ni used them, the bottom line started plummeting.
The problem was clearly with the person!
[...]
The system's silence was deafening.
Qian Ni gave an awkward laugh and