Ever since witnessing Tang Ya's utterly inhuman "my turn, still my turn" combo, the whole atmosphere at Origin Internet Cafe had completely changed.
If everyone had previously been leisurely exploring the customs of an alien world while doing a few quests on the side, then now these peerless powerhouses from Douluo Continent had collectively turned into Stellar Jade refugees driven completely insane by the gacha system.
This was especially true at the Origin Internet Cafe—Star Dou Main Store, where things had become so tragic that it was unbearable to watch.
Bang!
Crash!
On the giant screen, Xing wielded a baseball bat and swept through the Great Mine in the Lower District like a mudslide.
Roadside wooden barrels, abandoned mine carts, even rocks on the ground that looked even slightly raised—Wang Qiuer smashed them all to pieces with a single swing.
"Nothing! There's no Stellar Jade in this barrel! Next!"
Wang Qiuer's eyes were bloodshot, and she had ruffled her pink-and-blue hair into something resembling a bird's nest.
As she frantically controlled the Trailblazer, she muttered under her breath, "Seven more pulls! Just seven more and I'll hit Small Pity! My Seele, my quantum main DPS, Mommy's coming to take you home!"
Scarlet King, sprawled between her and Di Tian, was watching with great interest. His three dog heads swayed wildly along with the baseball bat on the screen.
"Woof! Go, Qiuer! Smash that metal can! Hey, hey, hey, that miner's pickaxe on the left looks shiny. Can't you go over and rob him?"
"Shut up, stupid dog! You can't rob NPCs! This game doesn't have that much freedom!" Wang Qiuer roared in exasperation.
Just then, a pink flash suddenly flickered at the edge of Wang Qiuer's screen.
A chubby creature resembling a piggy bank, with a pair of tiny wings