The bearded man said incredulously, "How could Thor possibly be a princess? His beard is even bushier than mine..."
Isaac looked at the bearded man like he was an idiot and said, "Is your brain made of nothing but muscle?
No wonder a blockhead like you couldn't find a meal in the army!
Come with me!"
The bearded man scratched his bald head and called out irritably, "Where to?"
Isaac kicked the bearded man in frustration and cursed, "I'm taking you to find a job!
You'd starve to death even without the army!"
As he spoke, Isaac looked toward the Bifrost, visibly excited. "Our princess definitely needs a few dependable guards...
Our King really did treat her poorly back then..."
The bearded man stared in surprise at Isaac, who was so casually slandering their own King. He ran along after him, blinking his bulging eyes as he said, "How did you make it to retirement?
Is our King's heart a little too big?
Why are you so excited about a princess?
If Thor came back, then I'd get excited!"
Isaac scoffed. "If you don't know anything, then shut up, you idiot. I point you toward a good opportunity, and you still have the nerve to be picky?
Where's Thor?"
As Isaac spoke, a ship so garish it was impossible to miss suddenly burst into the skies over Asgard...
It shot fireworks and played music as it charged into Ronan's fleet...
The Thor the bearded man couldn't stop thinking about came leaping down from the sky with a loud roar...
With his short hair, Thor seemed like a completely different person. Blinding lightning crackled all around him as he wielded Mjolnir, charged across the Bifrost, and plunged into the enemy's rear...
Thor had abandoned his old God of Hammers style. He