Church stepped out of a Russian-style restaurant near the National Department Store, wearing a black jacket and a baseball cap.
Church carried a bag of takeout in one hand and had his arm around his young girlfriend, Sarah, who was dressed like a tourist.
The two strolled toward an alley, acting all lovey-dovey...
Marvin clutched a pink pig plushie as he peered around the alley, watching the crowds on the surrounding streets.
Russian Female Agent Katya watched the muttering, crazy Marvin with an irritated expression.
Seeing him holding such an eye-catching pink pig, Katya felt that just standing near him might be enough to catch his madness.
When Marvin saw Church and his young girlfriend approaching, he furtively checked the area.
Then he beckoned Church over and slipped into a shadowy corner, like a drug dealer hawking his wares on the street.
Church noticed the passersby glancing their way. He took a deep breath, put his arm around his girlfriend, and followed Marvin into the dark corner, like a couple of older lovers looking for a thrill.
Their strange behavior soon caught the attention of two nearby patrol officers.
After all, Moscow's Red Square was only a few hundred meters away, so a group of suspicious characters had to be watched.
Especially the old man clutching a pink pig. No matter how you looked at him, he seemed like a deranged pervert.
Now, with Church and Sarah joining him, Marvin looked to the police like a bastard who was peddling drugs to tourists.
Inside the alley, which seemed dark and damp even in broad daylight...
Sarah leaned against Church as she watched Katya knock out the two Russian police officers who had come to investigate...
"That's brutal!"
Sarah gave Katya, who was clearly agile, a scornful look. Then she tilted