Alvin certainly wasn't going to take a shower in Hela's room. He found an empty guest room in Odin's Castle instead.
As he passed one of the rooms, Alvin saw Loki sneaking out.
Peering through the crack in the door at Thor kissing Jane Foster inside, Alvin stared wide-eyed at Loki. "You're into that sort of thing?"
Loki jumped at Alvin's sudden appearance. He shushed him, straightened his collar, and let magic ripple over him until he had transformed into Dr. Helen Cho wearing a wedding dress.
"Helen" raised an eyebrow at Alvin, then turned and knocked on Thor's door. As she pushed it open, she said coyly, "Thor, what do you think of my wedding dress? I need a man to accompany me for a while tonight."
Alvin backed away a few steps and leaned against the hallway wall. Inside the room, Jane Foster gave Thor a hard slap, then stormed out.
As she passed Alvin, Jane Foster gave an angry snort and cursed, "You men are all a bunch of womanizing pigs!"
Alvin, who had just been lumped in with the "pigs," called after her in protest, "Hey, don't call yourself a 'pig.' At least I think you're decent enough."
Alvin had only meant to watch the drama unfold. Who could have expected things to turn out like this?
At first, he'd planned to expose Loki when he was feeling most pleased with himself. Now he didn't even feel like it. That woman was completely unreasonable. What did it matter if he watched a little drama?
After Jane Foster stormed off, Alvin quietly went over and shut the door on the brothers. Then he pulled out his phone and called Frigga.
"Hey, Frigga, you'd better come take a look. Your two sons are about to get into bed