Wedding formalities were just as much of a hassle in the East as in the West...
Alvin truly hadn't expected that after Fox and the others arrived at the wedding venue, they'd still have to change into another wedding dress...
He didn't understand. The bride wasn't supposed to appear before everyone before the ceremony. She needed a breathtaking entrance, not to be paraded around like a dish being served.
But Mr. Battleaxe had used the Qin Emperor's motorcade to put on a grand parade across the sea...
As he watched Fox get pulled into a side room by Mrs. Old Cage, Alvin spread his hands at Old Cage and said, "What else do you people have planned? I thought you'd walk her over for a bit and bring her to me, and that'd be the end of it..."
As a man who'd been through it all before, Old Cage looked at Alvin with utter disdain. "You idiot. All you have to do is wait. The real show doesn't start for another hour. You should be thinking about what you'll say after you exchange rings."
As he spoke, Old Cage glanced at the Qin Army soldiers lining both sides of the three paths leading to the flower-covered stage. The battle-hardened soldiers stood among the blossoms, adding a hint of murderous solemnity to the romantic atmosphere.
Old Cage, who never knew when to keep his mouth shut, was just about to make a crack about Alvin's taste when he was silenced by the Qin Emperor, dressed in a black dragon robe and striding through the venue with the air of an emperor.
Watching the Qin Emperor approach, Old Cage put on a brave face. "What does that guy think this place is? Dressed like that, he belongs on the Hollywood Walk of