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"You should hurry and recover from your injuries," Xiao Meng said after taking a deep breath.

The two men and the bird chatted affectionately for a while, then sat cross-legged, calmed their breathing, and began recovering from their injuries.

"Damn it, what kind of egg is this?" Xiao Meng examined the golden egg in his hand. This egg was far too extraordinary; it could actually withstand the pressure of the Chaos Green Lotus.

"You little bastard, can't you speak properly?" The moment Xiao Meng finished speaking, the golden egg in his hand trembled, sending out a wave of divine sense that gave him quite a fright.

Xiao Meng stared at the golden egg with his eyes wide, utterly stunned.

"You... have consciousness?" Xiao Meng held it in for a long time before finally squeezing out those words.

The golden egg trembled. "..."

"When did you gain consciousness?" Xiao Meng immediately pressed.

The golden egg said, "I fucking don't want to talk to you. Go away."

"I'll fuck your mother, have I given you too much face or what?"

Xiao Meng immediately flew into a rage. "You gained consciousness and didn't even tell me? You made me think you hadn't been fertilized. I almost swallowed my pride and went looking for a father for you."

"You little turtle bastard, shut your mouth, or I'll fucking kill you!" The golden egg shook violently, erupting with a terrifying fluctuation.

Xiao Meng's eyes widened furiously as he gritted his teeth. "I'll fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations! Have I spoiled you or something?"

As he spoke, he took out a wrench, a spatula, and other highly destructive weapons, then smashed the egg mercilessly.

It was completely useless.

"Fuck! I'll feed you some bullets and blow your egg apart!" Xiao Meng snorted coldly, taking out