Havoc in Heaven Premiere

The surprise came so abruptly that Huaxia movie fans, who had been swept up in the Atlanta craze first and had been eagerly awaiting Havoc in Heaven, were instantly—shocked! Stunned!

Holy shit!!!!

Wasn't this supposed to be Beauty's Golden Age????

Who the hell were these monsters dancing around in eye-searing makeup and utterly inhuman costumes!!!!

We absolutely refused to acknowledge that the person wearing a flying-immortal coiffure and dancing disco in the film was Fang Kaizhi, the great artist and internationally renowned arthouse director in our hearts!

We absolutely refused to acknowledge that the person with twin buns, a bright red bellyband, and two blobs of rouge on their cheeks was our goddess Chen Mengyi!!

We absolutely refused to acknowledge that the Queen Mother of the West with that shit-like spiral hairstyle and a Northeast China yangge fan in her hand was our deeply beloved male god Liu Jiawei!!!

We absolutely refused to acknowledge that the "Roaring Celestial Hound" with dog ears and a fluffy tail, acting cute from head to toe, was our iron-blooded male god Lu Da Heng!!!!

And Lu Heng, why the hell were you playing the "Roaring Celestial Hound"? Wasn't this supposed to be a cross-dressing drama? You gender-swapped the Roaring Celestial Hound without permission—did the actual Roaring Celestial Hound know about this?! I'm telling you, this was animal abuse! Dog lovers were going to anti you for this, you know that?!

But what the fuck were you all doing?! The New Year was almost here—did you have to take revenge on all humanity like this?!

And without comparison, there was no harm. Among this crowd of demons and monsters, Chang'e, played by Zhao Er Miao, was indeed Beauty's Golden Age—pure, lovely, and overflowing with immortal grace!!!

Just as Huaxia netizens were so stimulated by a