The Must-Eat Rankings of Douluo

Freshman Dormitory.

Huo Yuhao stood quietly in front of his bed.

Not far away, Wang Dong was sizing him up.

Her gaze swept back and forth over the eleven-year-old boy.

He looked fairly handsome, dressed neatly, and had calm, reserved eyes. He seemed like a gentle, honest, well-behaved boy.

Other than that, there did not seem to be anything particularly special about him.

Wang Dong curled her lips inwardly.

This young master had come all the way to Shrek Academy to experience life, thinking she might meet someone interesting. Instead, she had been assigned to a dorm with such a soft-looking guy.

How boring.

While Wang Dong was observing him, Huo Yuhao was also quietly studying her.

Neat pink-blue short hair and beautiful eyes of the same color.

Her skin was unbelievably fair, her features exquisitely delicate, and she even carried a faint, refreshing fragrance.

As a transmigrator with modern memories, Huo Yuhao naturally knew the true identity of this beautiful roommate.

The little princess of the God Realm, Tang Wutong.

Currently using the alias Wang Dong, she was a formidable figure who had disguised herself as a boy and come to Shrek Academy for fun.

Wang Dong was also a frequent fixture on the must-eat rankings of Douluo fanfiction.

Back when he read novels, Huo Yuhao remembered clearly that among ten The Unrivaled Tang Clan fanfics, perhaps not eight, but at least six would have their protagonists snatch Wang Dong away right from the start.

After all, as the true female lead of the original work, Wang Dong had a likable and well-rounded character. She was cold on the outside but warm within, loyal and affectionate, and back then, tsunderes were simply the ultimate answer.

Readers rarely disliked a proud, tsundere young lady like Wang Dong.

And in the minds of most people, including Huo Yuhao, the early Wang Dong and the later Tang Wutong were practically two entirely different people.

When he had only read about it in text, everything had seemed perfectly natural.

But now that this pink-blue-haired roommate was standing right in front of him, Huo Yuhao's mindset had taken a complete one-eighty.

She was exquisite and proud, with traces of a young girl's immaturity and innocence between her brows.

She was just a twelve- or thirteen-year-old middle school girl who had only recently entered puberty.

Huo Yuhao sighed inwardly.

Thinking of those fanfiction predecessors, they had often transmigrated here with the mature mentality of adults in their twenties or thirties.

Then they would eagerly court such a little girl, even secretly harboring those filthy thoughts.

That was absurd beyond belief.

How could they possibly bring themselves to do it?

How was that any different from being beasts?

Huo Yuhao reined in his wandering thoughts.

Seeing her haughty expression, Huo Yuhao decided to follow the usual process of getting to know a new roommate.

He took the initiative to extend his hand, a warm, sunny smile appearing on his face. "My name is Huo Yuhao. I'm eleven."

"I'm a level twenty-one control-system Soul Grandmaster. My Martial Soul is Spirit Eyes."

Seeing Huo Yuhao take the initiative so readily, the aloofness on Wang Dong's face faded slightly.

She casually extended her hand and lightly shook his.

The boy's palm was somewhat warm.

"Wang Dong. Twelve."

Wang Dong raised her chin slightly, undisguised pride showing in her expression. "A level twenty-four assault-system Soul Grandmaster. My Martial Soul is the Light Goddess Butterfly."

The moment her words fell.

The dorm room suddenly went quiet.

Huo Yuhao blinked, and the gentle smile on his face instantly vanished, replaced by an extremely shocked expression.

His eyes widened as he stared fixedly at Wang Dong's excessively beautiful face.

Wang Dong felt her skin crawl under his stare.

She instinctively took half a step back and frowned. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"No..."

Huo Yuhao rubbed his chin, looking Wang Dong up and down with an intensely inquisitive expression. His tone was strange. "Light Goddess Butterfly?"

"Yeah. What about it?"

Had this guy never seen the world before and been stunned by such a top-tier Martial Soul?

However.

Huo Yuhao's next sentence froze Wang Dong's expression on her face.

"I just read about this Martial Soul in the Library of Shrek Outer Court."

Huo Yuhao stared straight into her eyes and exclaimed, "The book said only females can possess this Martial Soul. You... could you be a girl?"

The air completely froze.

Wang Dong's mind buzzed, and obvious panic flashed through her pink-blue eyes.

What kind of hellish situation was this?

Even she had not known that this lousy Martial Soul had such a ridiculous gender restriction.

What was this supposed to be?

On her first day at the academy, her disguise had been stripped bare by her roommate right to her face?

What kind of nonsense was this?!

"Y-You... what nonsense are you talking about!"

Wang Dong forced herself to remain calm, but a faint blush still crept across her cheeks.

She straightened her back and stubbornly retorted in a loud voice, "That's just hearsay. Everything written in those books is fake!"

"This young master is a genuine man, guaranteed!"

Watching Wang Dong panic and desperately try to cover it up,

Huo Yuhao found it rather amusing. This little girl was quite stubborn.

He had only wanted to get acquainted naturally, but now he suddenly wanted to tease the proud little princess in front of him.

Huo Yuhao put away his shocked expression.

He replaced it with a serious, solemn look.

His gaze traveled from Wang Dong's pink-blue short hair all the way to the fake Adam's apple made with a disguise tool, and then he nodded solemnly.

"You really are very handsome."

Huo Yuhao rubbed his chin and clicked his tongue. "That Adam's apple looks pretty convincing too, but for some reason, I keep feeling like you have a rather girly air about you."

"Who are you calling girly?!" Wang Dong snapped.

"Don't be so anxious."

Huo Yuhao looked at her, the corners of his lips rising uncontrollably.

That upward curve could not be suppressed at all. It was even harder to hold down than the recoil of an AK firing nonstop.

He took a deep breath, forcibly composed his expression, and made a proposal she could not refuse.

"Since you insist you're a boy, let's use a simple and direct method."

Wang Dong eyed him warily. "What method?"

Huo Yuhao stared directly at her, his tone sincere.

"Take out your little brother and let me have a look."

"As long as I see it once, I'll believe you're a boy."

Boom!

Wang Dong felt as though a bolt of heavenly lightning had exploded inside her head.

She was completely dumbfounded on the spot.

What?

Look at what?

How could such a hooligan say something so obscene without changing his expression?!

Was he really being that direct?

Wang Dong's face turned red at a visible rate, and even her slender, fair neck was tinged with crimson.

Her heart was roaring wildly as she began to question life itself.

How could she possibly have something like that?!

Could she gather Soul Power and make a fake one on the spot to fool him?

No.

That would be far too perverted!

The dorm fell into dead silence.

Huo Yuhao simply stood there quietly, looking at Wang Dong with sincere eyes.

As if he were saying that they were both men, so what was wrong with taking a look?

Time passed bit by bit.

Wang Dong bit her lower lip tightly, lowered her head, and gripped the corners of her clothes with both hands.

For a long while, she could not say a single word.

She had truly been forced into a corner.

She could not take it out.

Fighting him would not be difficult.

But could a fight really solve this?

After quite some time.

Wang Dong finally raised her head as if she had decided to stop pretending. Her face was red as she glared viciously at Huo Yuhao.

"What are you looking at?!"

"Have you never seen a girl disguised as a boy before?!"

Since she could not keep up the act, she might as well come clean.

She put her hands on her hips, her exquisitely beautiful little face full of fierce arrogance.

"I'm warning you, you absolutely cannot reveal a single word of this to anyone else!"

"If you dare tell anyone, this young lady will definitely cut out your tongue!"

After delivering her threat.

Wang Dong snorted coldly, her expression returning to that spoiled, tsundere look as she brushed aside the pink-blue bangs over her forehead.

"Besides."

"You should be secretly celebrating that you get to live in the same dorm as a great beauty like me. Countless people would beg for such good fortune and never get it."

Looking at her arrogant, smug expression.

Huo Yuhao shook his head very seriously.

"Then forget it."

Wang Dong froze for a moment, her pink-blue eyes full of confusion as she instinctively asked, "What do you mean?"

"I mean I'm going to tell the teacher right now."

Huo Yuhao turned around and strode toward the dorm door without the slightest hesitation.

Without looking back, he waved his hand.

"I'm applying to change dorms."

"I'd rather not have the good fortune of living with a tigress."

Wang Dong was dumbfounded.

A... a tigress?

After a brief moment of shock, an indescribable fury rushed straight to the top of her head.

This bastard.

Not only had he taken a huge advantage of her, he even dared call her a tigress!

"HUO! YU! HAO!"

An enraged feminine shout instantly exploded through the Freshman Dormitory.

"Today, I'm going to kill you!"

Soon afterward, a chaotic commotion erupted from the dorm room.