Chen Yu had wanted to share his thoughts on the Void Star Lord, only to realize that Xiao Weixian had already lowered his head in silence.
He had been skinny to begin with, but now he looked so small he could curl into a ball, as if he might roll into the wastepaper basket by himself at any moment.
"President Xiao, what's wrong?"
"I accidentally cut off a little too much while trimming my foreskin."
"Seriously?!"
"No. But that might have been less embarrassing."
Covering his face, Xiao Weixian hoped to hide his embarrassment, but it only made him feel worse.
It felt like flaunting his 5.8 yuan savings in front of a billionaire, like a student who scored three hundred on the National College Entrance Examination lecturing a top scorer about study methods, like someone at Qi Refining, Tenth Layer giving grand advice to a Foundation Establishment master. No matter how he thought about it, it was unbearably awkward.
"I can't take it anymore. Just let me die. No, I'd still have to experience all this after entering reincarnation. Just freeze me instead. Please freeze me for tens of thousands of years and wake me up after humanity goes extinct."
"Don't say something so terrifying so casually. Besides, there's nothing to be embarrassed about."
"There is, President Chen. There is." Xiao Weixian covered his head and sighed. "Living is painful enough already, and now I've added a new piece of black history. It feels even worse. I can't do this anymore. I already want to enter reincarnation early."
"I told you there was no need."
By the time Xiao Weixian calmed down, it was already mealtime.
Since things had come to this, they might as well eat first.
Though still embarrassed, Xiao Weixian stood up and forced a smile