Come, Shoot Me!

Rosha: "..."

He was truly too powerless to complain. All he could say was that Deadpool was worthy of being Deadpool—there was nothing too unexpected for him to do.

He actually pulled out a gun and pointed it at his own wife?

Even if it was to test the Suit Fruit's bulletproof properties, wasn't that a little too badass?

"Come on, Wade. I've never experienced what it feels like to get shot. Shoot me! Come on, baby!"

Vanessa actually looked eager to give it a try, filled with anticipation.

That left Rosha even more speechless.

Was this what they meant by birds of a feather flocking together?

The man was abnormal, and the woman was pretty crazy too.

They really were a match made in heaven.

However, Rosha did not try to stop them. He knew there was absolutely no problem with the Suit Fruit's bulletproof effect. As long as Deadpool did not shoot any of Vanessa's exposed limbs, nothing would happen.

"Pulling a gun on your own wife in public—what a crazy thing to do! Life is always full of fun, isn't it?"

Before pulling the trigger, Deadpool even gave a little acceptance speech.

But despite acting completely insane, when Deadpool actually fired, he carefully tugged out a corner of Vanessa's outfit and shot at that corner.

Forget body armor—even ordinary clothes would not have hurt Vanessa in the slightest.

Because the bullet would have gone straight through the corner of the clothing and flown away without grazing even an inch of Vanessa's skin.

A low, muffled gunshot rang out after being silenced. A bullet struck the corner of the outfit.

Then... it really was blocked!

After being stopped by the outfit, it fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Wade, the bullet was really blocked! This is unbelievable! The clothes are clearly so soft, and I can barely even feel any weight when I wear them!"

Vanessa cried out in disbelief.

"Of course it was. What did you think this was? It's a Devil Fruit!" Deadpool was also extremely satisfied.

"Vanessa, I'm sure you felt it just now. Your grasp of the ability is still very shallow, so you can only manipulate it in such a crude way."

"That means you need to keep training. Once you can control the outfit's shape however you wish, you'll be able to fulfill your dream of wearing new clothes every day."

Rosha smiled at Vanessa from the side.

"For the sake of wearing new clothes every day, I'll train hard!" Vanessa was filled with longing.

After the transaction was complete, Rosha followed his usual practice and pulled Vanessa into the group chat as well.

Then, as the group owner, he welcomed her.

Shop Owner: "@Everyone, let's welcome a new member to our Devil Fruit Household!"

Vanessa: "Hello, everyone. I'm a sweet little newbie, so please take care of me in the future. Well, I already know everyone in the group, so saying that feels kind of strange."

Wade Wilson: "Welcome, my dear wife! Mwah! By the way, Shop Owner, can't I really change my nickname to World's Most Handsome Man?"

Shop Owner: "No! And you're not the world's most handsome man either!"

There were still few people in the group, so casual nicknames did not affect communication.

But if the group became crowded later, it would become very inconvenient.

So everyone's group nickname should simply be their own name.

Vanessa: "Honey, you dare call yourself the most handsome man even in front of the Shop Owner? Where does that put the Shop Owner?"

Wade Wilson: "Then how about World's Most Handsome Man (Except the Shop Owner)? That should be fine, right?"

Zhao Hailun: "Ms. Vanessa, you bought a Devil Fruit too? Welcome to the group!"

Zhao Hailun: "But... if it isn't too inconvenient, may I ask what fruit you bought?"

Vanessa: "Dr. Zhao, I bought the Suit Fruit, a fruit that can create new clothes however I want. Jealous?"

Zhao Hailun: "Devil Fruits really are miraculous things. They can even do something this incredible."

Shop Owner: "By the way, Dr. Zhao, did you test the Healing Fruit's ability after you went back? How did it feel?"

At that, Zhao Hailun became somewhat excited. Even her assistant beside her could see the light shining in her eyes.

Zhao Hailun: "Shop Owner, I was just about to give you some feedback. The Healing Fruit is truly miraculous and incredibly powerful!"

Zhao Hailun: "I first tested it on my assistant's cousin. It only took five seconds to completely cure his rheumatoid arthritis!"

Zhao Hailun: "When I received the test report, I could hardly believe my eyes!"

Zhao Hailun was not exaggerating at all.

As everyone knew, illnesses like rheumatoid arthritis and rheumatism were not considered serious diseases, but it was extremely difficult to cure them completely.

It was practically impossible.

Once someone got such a disease, it often stayed with them for life.

Yet Zhao Hailun had used her ability to cure a disease that was nearly impossible to heal in just a few seconds.

It was simply a miracle.

Wade Wilson: "Amazing! Absolutely amazing! Dr. Zhao will be the world's greatest miracle doctor from now on!"

Vanessa: "That really is an incredible ability. It sounds even more powerful than that Regeneration Cradle you mentioned before."

Zhao Hailun: "The Regeneration Cradle is the work of my life. It is one of a kind, but objectively speaking, it truly cannot compare to Devil Fruits."

The Regeneration Cradle was still a product within the rules. No matter how miraculous or powerful it was, it still had to follow the rules of science.

But Devil Fruits were things completely outside those rules. How could they possibly be compared?

No matter how proud Zhao Hailun was, she had to admit that.

"All right, Shop Owner, we won't disturb you any longer. Wade and I are heading back first. Goodbye!"

"Goodbye! Come by and hang out sometime!"

After chatting with everyone in the group for a while, Vanessa and Deadpool greeted Rosha and left the Devil Fruit Shop.

Rosha did not continue chatting in the group either. Instead, he resumed the work he had been doing earlier.

It took him about an hour to photograph all the Devil Fruits.

Then he turned on his computer, opened his design software, and began personally designing the Devil Fruit catalog.

Time passed quickly when he was working.

After receiving a few customers and finishing the catalog design, Rosha checked the time and discovered it was already past three in the afternoon.

"Forget it. The chances of selling another fruit today aren't very high. Time to go train!"

"I can also find a place to print out the catalog."

After thinking it over briefly, Rosha made his decision.

He copied the catalog images onto a USB drive, habitually stored all the Devil Fruits in the system with a single click, and locked the door.

Then he left in style.

Being the boss really was great. He could show up late whenever he wanted and leave early whenever he wanted. That was just how willful he was!