Douluo: A God King Challenges the Level 99 Perfected Tyrant Body
Chapter 25

Gangzi: I Am Working Out

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Flender pulled Yu Xiaogang over and said in a low voice, "Little Vat, this friend of yours doesn't look like a good person at all."

Nonsense, did he, Yu Xiaogang, not know what kind of person Scar was? But there was no help for it, as his weak spot was firmly held in Scar's grip, and Yu Xiaogang had no other choice. He explained with a dry laugh, "You guys might think Brother Scar looks like this, but actually he is a good person."

Scar also smiled with honest simplicity and said, "Right, right, I am a good person." That smile, matched with that scarred face, was as sinister as it could possibly get.

Seeing that Little Vat had given such a guarantee, Flender and Liu Erlong had no choice but to agree.

And so, Brother Scar also became an important guest at this wedding.

In a rural hall, Flender wore a formal suit and stood in the center of the venue.

On one side stood the woman he loved deeply, Liu Erlong, wearing a bride's white wedding dress; on the other side stood his good brother Yu Xiaogang, wearing a groom's suit.

At this moment, the thoughts in the hearts of the three of them were each different.

Liu Erlong looked infatuatedly at Yu Xiaogang, while Flender forced a smile to suppress the bitterness in his heart.

Right now, our Yu Xiaogang's mind was no longer on this wedding.

The wedding, to our Little Vat, was merely a formality. His goal was to use this marriage to hook Flender and Liu Erlong, making them like in the previous life—one preserving herself pure for him for over twenty years, while the other kept Liu Erlong in mind and never married for life, honestly serving as the material for his Martial Soul Fusion Skill.

To ensure that no accidents happened, in this lifetime he had even secretly leaked the news that he was going to marry Liu Erlong to the people of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.

All the plans were executed according to Yu Xiaogang's design, just like in the previous life, but this time a variable had appeared, making Yu Xiaogang feel as though he were sitting on pins and needles.

He glanced out of the corner of his eye toward Brother Scar in the guest seating below the stage. At this moment, Brother Scar was looking at Yu Xiaogang with profound meaning. His gaze made Yu Xiaogang break out in a cold sweat.

Dammit, what is this Scar's purpose? What on earth does he want to do...

Meanwhile, Brother Scar sat below the stage, looking at Yu Xiaogang with greedy eyes. He smacked his lips and said, "Not bad, today is a good day for Little Vat to get married." In his mind, he automatically conjured up R-rated content such as the wedding night, breaking in, and doing things before the wife.

The auspicious time had arrived.

Flender pushed down the bitterness in his heart and asked Yu Xiaogang:

"Groom Yu Xiaogang, are you willing to take this beautiful woman beside you, Liu Erlong, as your lawful wife? From this day forward, whether in poverty or wealth, health or sickness, favorable times or adverse times, are you willing to love her, protect her, respect her, and accompany her for all eternity, never to part?"

Yu Xiaogang said, "I am."

Immediately following, Flender asked Liu Erlong: "Bride Liu Erlong, are you willing to take this erudite man beside you, Yu Xiaogang, as your lawful husband? From this day forward, whether in poverty or wealth, health or sickness, favorable times or adverse times, are you willing to love him, trust him, support him, and accompany him for all eternity, never to part?"

"I..." Before Liu Erlong could finish speaking, she was interrupted by a voice.

"I object."

Everyone inside the hall turned one after another to look toward the entrance.

They saw Yu Luomian walking in with a few people from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, arriving inside the hall.

Seeing the newcomers, Liu Erlong's expression instantly became somewhat unnatural, and she angrily said, "What are you doing here?"

"Hehe, what am I doing here. If I had arrived a step later, wouldn't I have watched my daughter marry her cousin and commit this scandalous act sufficient to make the people of the world laugh in scorn?" Yu Luomian reprimanded.

At this time, Buzz Cut on the side gave full play to his acting skills.

He first started in slight shock, and immediately following, an incredulous expression appeared on his face. He extended a finger to point at Liu Erlong, and then pointed at Yu Luomian: "Erlong, you... you are Second Uncle's daughter?"

"Little Vat, I..." Liu Erlong stammered, only to be forcefully interrupted by Yu Xiaogang.

"Enough—I should have guessed it long ago, your martial soul is a Fire Dragon..." Yu Xiaogang said with grief and indignation. "You knew I was a member of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, and you also knew your own identity. You and Second Uncle, actually the two of you colluded together long ago, right? Hahahaha..."

"Little Vat, it's not like that."

Yu Xiaogang laughed and cried at the same time; this acting skill was good enough that even Oscar would have to give him a little golden statue.

He seized the opportunity to slip away madly and frantically from the side door of the hall.

Liu Erlong wanted to chase after him, but was grabbed by Yu Luomian. "Do you still feel you haven't embarrassed yourself enough?"

"Let me go, let me go." Liu Erlong struggled with all her might, but could not break free.

Inside the hall, everyone's attention was focused on this matter, and no one noticed that a guest had suddenly gone missing from the scene.

As Yu Xiaogang ran, he still maintained his grieving and indignant acting.

In reality, his heart was blooming with laughter.

Second Uncle had arrived at just the right time. This way, he wouldn't have to truly marry Liu Erlong, and he could conveniently keep Liu Erlong delayed. Without the reason of marriage, Flender wouldn't give up hope either, and thus Flender would conveniently be delayed as well.

In this way, these two people would honestly serve as the material for his Yu Xiaogang's martial soul fusion in this lifetime.

Of course, he could conveniently shake off the baggage that was Brother Scar as well; he still had to hurry on to the next set to continue acting.

Just as he was getting carried away, Yu Xiaogang blindly bumped into a burly, strong man.

Before he could clearly see who had come, Little Vat's maggot-like body couldn't help but tremble.

He mechanically turned his head and once again saw the nightmare of his lifetime—Brother Scar.

Under the moonlight, a sinister smile appeared on Brother Scar's face: "Little Vat, it's so late on your bridal night, where are you going!"

"B-Brother Scar..."

"Today, Brother Scar truly got to watch a good show. A cousin marrying a female cousin, your female cousin Liu Erlong should have known your identity, but I guess you also knew quite well about her relationship with you. After all, you are also a theoretical grandmaster who has steeped in Spirit Hall for many years, how could you not see through the clues of the Fire Dragon Martial Soul." Brother Scar pinched Yu Xiaogang's face and unmercifully punctured Yu Xiaogang's disguise. "In other words, both you and she got married while being able to guess each other's identities. As a result, after the incident broke out, you pushed everything onto your female cousin and fiancée. You are such scum..."

"Y-You... what do you want?" Yu Xiaogang said fearfully.

"What do I want? Naturally, to fulfill what should be completed tonight for your beloved wife." Brother Scar said with an evil smile, "Originally, Brother Scar planned to play a slightly different little game with you in the latter half of your bridal night, but you actually ran away from the wedding. My temper is very big right now; kneel down for me and open up your strait."

Yu Xiaogang very much wanted to refuse, but helplessly his weakness was in their grip, and he could only obey.

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