Douluo Dalu II: I, Huo Yuhao, the Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer
Chapter 24

The Highest Realm of a Simp

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Bei Bei stared in astonishment. "How is that possible? Even I find Xu Sanshi's defense difficult to break. But why..."

"I see. Xu Sanshi didn't use his Martial Soul or Soul Skills. That despicable brat Huo Yuhao ambushed him."

Bei Bei quickly figured out why Xu Sanshi had lost.

No matter how strong Xu Sanshi's defense was, he still needed to activate his Martial Soul and Soul Skills to bring it into play.

Yet Huo Yuhao had launched a surprise attack, defeating Xu Sanshi before he could prepare.

Tang Ya looked at him with a face full of admiration.

"Yuhao, you... you're just too amazing!!"

At the sight, bitterness surged within Bei Bei.

What a despicable brat. I have to keep Tang Ya away from someone like him.

Bei Bei wished he could use his status to drive him out of Shrek Academy.

However, Bei Bei held himself back.

He would make Huo Yuhao fail the Freshman Assessment and then get the hell out of Shrek Academy.

Far away from Tang Ya, never to see her again for the rest of his life.

Tang Ya hugged Huo Yuhao from behind, then glared fiercely at Xu Sanshi.

"Xu Sanshi!! How dare you bully my man? I'll fight you!"

Xu Sanshi: Are you blind? Can't you see that the one lying on the ground coughing up blood is me?!!

Xu Sanshi took out a Healing Pill from his Storage Soul Guidance Device.

After swallowing it, his injuries improved somewhat.

He slowly got to his feet. "Brat, you actually dared to ambush me?!!"

Huo Yuhao smiled calmly. "That's hilarious. I one-shotted you, and you still have the nerve to call it an ambush?"

"Was it a frontal ambush?"

Tang Ya chimed in, "Exactly, exactly! Xu Sanshi, you just can't accept defeat!"

"By the way, Yuhao, wasn't your Soul Skill defensive?"

"Why can it attack too?"

Huo Yuhao came up with an excellent excuse. "This is a Self-Created Soul Skill."

The Almighty Push Huo Yuhao had used just now.

It was a close-range cursed technique developed from Cursed Technique Lapse: Blue.

It consumed less Cursed Energy than Cursed Technique Lapse: Blue, while its close-range power was no weaker.

It also possessed extremely strong defensive power.

If one were to ask whether the Six Eyes could use Almighty Push.

Then could it use Universal Pull and Chibaku Tensei?

The answer was yes.

The Six Eyes possessed both repulsive and attractive forces, and wielded them even more skillfully than the Rinnegan.

Developing these two abilities had been as easy as pie.

Tang Ya said in surprise, "Oh my god, Yuhao, you can actually create your own Soul Skills!"

Bei Bei's heart tightened. Damn it, he can actually create Soul Skills—and such powerful ones too!

The pale-faced Xu Sanshi walked up to Huo Yuhao.

"Enough bullshit. Brat, I'll ask you one thing: do you dare go to the Soul Arena?"

Huo Yuhao crossed his arms. "You lost. Ten Profound Water Pills. I won't go if there's even one less."

Xu Sanshi snorted coldly. "You really dare to dream, brat. Opening your mouth and demanding ten Profound Water Pills."

"Do you know how precious Profound Water Pills are?"

"Fine. I'd like to see whether you have what it takes to swallow my Profound Water Pills."

"If I win, you'll become Jiang Nannan's personal chef and grill fish for her alone!"

Xu Sanshi was deeply disdainful. A freshman actually dared to claim he could defeat him?

That was simply a fantasy.

The reason Xu Sanshi agreed to Huo Yuhao's outrageous wager was that he had never believed Huo Yuhao could win.

Before Huo Yuhao could answer, Tang Ya hurriedly said, "No, no! Yuhao, don't fight this guy. He's a level thirty-seven Soul Elder."

"His combat power is infinitely close to that of a Soul Ancestor."

"You're no match for him."

Seeing this, Bei Bei hurriedly stepped forward. "How about I help you? Your strength is still very—weak."

When he said "weak," he deliberately stressed the word.

Clearly, Bei Bei was trying to provoke Huo Yuhao.

He wanted Huo Yuhao to get carried away, enter the Soul Arena, and get beaten senseless by Xu Sanshi.

Tang Ya agreed. "Bei Bei, stop wasting words with him! Beat him! Beat him until he can't take care of himself!! I'll give you one Grilled Fish!"

Xu Sanshi said coldly, "Bei Bei, why are you sticking your nose in this? Don't provoke me, or I'll beat you up too."

Bei Bei looked at Huo Yuhao and smiled. "Little Brother Huo Yuhao, do you need my help?"

Huo Yuhao was no fool. How could he fail to see that Bei Bei was trying to provoke him?

He had never offended Bei Bei, so why was this guy so hostile toward him?

Forget it. He could not be bothered to think about it.

In any case, his strength was invincible. He feared nothing.

Huo Yuhao calmly refused. "No need. Those ten Profound Water Pills are already mine."

Bei Bei sneered inwardly. Arrogant. Does he really think that beating Xu Sanshi with a surprise attack means he can defeat him head-on?

He put on a troubled expression. "Better not. If you get hurt, Teacher Tang Ya will be unhappy."

Xu Sanshi sneered. "Since when did you become so long-winded, Bei Bei? He wants to fight me. It has nothing to do with you, so get lost!"

Bei Bei helplessly spread his hands and looked toward Tang Ya.

Tang Ya pulled Huo Yuhao over and tried to persuade him. "Yuhao, don't fight Xu Sanshi. You're no match for him. I'll be heartbroken if you get injured."

Huo Yuhao smiled and rubbed Tang Ya's head.

"It's fine, because I'm the strongest!"

Tang Ya looked up at the confident Huo Yuhao, her cheeks unconsciously flushing red.

"Confident men really are the most handsome..."

Bei Bei clutched his chest at the sight. It hurt. It hurt so much!!

Xu Sanshi looked at Bei Bei in confusion, feeling as though a faint green light was flickering above his head.

Smack!

Xu Sanshi snatched the Grilled Fish from the simp student who had been watching nearby.

"That's my goddess's Grilled Fish!"

the simp student shouted.

Xu Sanshi pointed at him. "Get lost. I fucking hate simps the most!"

Then he put on an attentive smile and handed the Grilled Fish to Jiang Nannan.

"Nannan, eat this first! I'll be right back!"

Simp student: You took my Grilled Fish and offered it to your goddess. You're impressive. You're noble!

Jiang Nannan looked disgusted. "Student Xu Sanshi! There is no possibility between us!"

"Please stop bothering me from now on!"

With that, she left without looking back.

The simp student comforted him. "Senior, don't be sad. When women say no, they mean yes."

Xu Sanshi suddenly understood. "No wonder. She doesn't dislike anyone else, yet she only dislikes me. Dislike means love. So she likes me."

The simp student praised him. "Senior, you have great insight. I wish you an early achievement of a simp's lifelong goal—winning over your goddess!"

Xu Sanshi said emotionally, "Brother, I'll definitely become a simp... Who the fuck are you calling a simp?"

"Don't spout nonsense. I fucking hate simps the most. Get lost."

Simp student: Was this the legendary highest realm of a simp? Like a dog, yet not a dog—man and dog as one.

After cursing out the simp, Xu Sanshi glanced at Huo Yuhao.

"I'll be waiting for you at the Soul Arena. Don't chicken out!"

Huo Yuhao chuckled. "Have the Profound Water Pills ready. I don't accept defaulting on debts."

Xu Sanshi gritted his teeth. "You brat are even more arrogant than me. Once we get to the Soul Arena, you'll get what's coming to you."

After leaving behind those harsh words, Xu Sanshi strode away.

After Xu Sanshi left, Tang Ya said worriedly, "Yuhao..."

"Eat Grilled Fish!"

Huo Yuhao interrupted Tang Ya and handed over three delicious Grilled Fish.

"Ahm! Yuhao, if you can't beat him later, make sure you surrender in time!"

"So good!"

Tang Ya accepted the Grilled Fish and began eating happily.

"Yuhao, I believe you'll definitely win. Go for it!"

Bei Bei encouraged him.

At the same time, he thought, Huo Yuhao, I'm rather looking forward to seeing you get beaten up.

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