Douluo Dalu II: I, Huo Yuhao, the Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer
Chapter 29

Tang Wutong Shouts "Dad"

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A world-shaking battle came to an end.

Huo Yuhao rubbed his right hand, which was covered in bite marks, and said:

"You really are like a dog. All you know is how to bite people."

Wang Dong gritted her teeth and retorted, "Are you some kind of pervert? All you know is where to grab people!"

Huo Yuhao shrugged, looking utterly unconcerned.

That made Wang Dong's teeth itch with fury.

She wanted nothing more than to have another battle with Huo Yuhao.

Huo Yuhao ignored Wang Dong and took a Profound Water Pill from his White Tiger Ring.

He poured one into his palm.

The Profound Water Pill was entirely azure, radiating waves of brilliant blue light.

"Th-this... could this be a Profound Water Pill?"

Wang Dong cried out in surprise.

"Mm." Huo Yuhao nodded faintly.

Seeing Huo Yuhao's calm expression, Wang Dong assumed he did not recognize its value.

She smirked wickedly. "Want to know what a Profound Water Pill is? Then beg me."

Huo Yuhao flatly refused. "I don't want to know."

"No! You want to know. Beg me, and I'll tell you!"

"Don't want to."

"You do!!"

"Don't want to."

"If you don't want to know, then I insist on telling you!"

With that, Wang Dong explained:

"A Profound Water Pill is an extremely precious water-attribute medicinal pill."

"Not only can it greatly nourish and strengthen one's meridians, it can also raise Soul Power."

"Its most important effect is cleansing the tendons and marrow. It can raise Innate Soul Power by one level! That is an improvement to one's talent and potential!"

"Tell me, isn't this Profound Water Pill precious?"

"Precious." As Huo Yuhao spoke, he tossed the Profound Water Pill into his mouth.

Like he was eating candy.

"Get to the bathroom quickly, or the dorm will become filthy and stink later!"

Wang Dong hurriedly said.

After taking a Profound Water Pill, the body expelled impurities. The entire dorm would definitely reek when that happened.

Huo Yuhao waved his hand. "It's fine."

The moment he finished speaking, blue mist emerged from his body.

But it only appeared for a second or two before being absorbed back into his body.

Huo Yuhao's Soul Power began to break through.

Level fifteen!

Level sixteen!

Level seventeen!

The medicinal power was exhausted, and his Soul Power Level had consecutively broken through two levels.

"Y-you-you, you absorbed it just like that?"

"I remember that a Profound Water Pill takes several hours to absorb. How did you absorb it in just seconds?"

"And why didn't you expel any impurities?"

Huo Yuhao's unusual absorption process left Wang Dong utterly shocked.

Huo Yuhao smiled and replied, "Why, why? Are you a hundred thousand whys?"

"As for the reason, naturally, it's because my physique is special."

Huo Yuhao possessed the Six Eyes and had been born with an Innate Body.

The Innate Body was also called the Immaculate Body.

An Immaculate Body possessed a physique even purer than that of an unborn baby.

There was not the slightest impurity within it.

This kind of physique not only gave Huo Yuhao extraordinary potential in his physical body.

It also allowed him to rapidly absorb medicinal pills.

It left behind no pill toxins and caused no drug resistance.

It could be said that the Innate Body alone

was enough to let Huo Yuhao stand at the peak of Douluo Continent.

Yet this was merely a physique bestowed by the Six Eyes. It showed just how absurdly overpowered the Six Eyes truly were.

"A special physique?"

Wang Dong was startled. "Your physique can actually accelerate the absorption of medicinal pills? No wonder you cultivate so quickly!"

Wang Dong finally understood why Huo Yuhao's cultivation had surpassed hers.

So it was because of his physique.

Huo Yuhao merely smiled and said nothing more.

He took out another Profound Water Pill and continued eating.

"Y-you actually have more!" Wang Dong's little mouth fell open in astonishment. "Did you rob some disciple from a major sect or something?"

"Xu Sanshi gave them to me as the wager."

As soon as Huo Yuhao finished speaking, blue mist appeared again, and his level broke through another two levels.

He reached level nineteen. He only needed one more level before he could use the curse technique—Ninefold Refinement.

Wang Dong froze for a moment. "Xu Sanshi's wager? Does that mean you won?"

"That's right. I told you, I was the one who won."

"Really? Then how many Profound Water Pills were in the wager?"

"Ten."

"Ten?! Xu Sanshi is way too rich! I even want to rob him."

As she spoke, Wang Dong looked at Huo Yuhao somewhat embarrassedly.

"Um, Huo Yuhao, didn't you say you have ten Profound Water Pills?"

"Give me one?"

Huo Yuhao, who had been planning to take a third Profound Water Pill, paused.

Who are you?

You just opened your mouth and asked me for a Profound Water Pill?

"If you want one, fine. Call me Dad once, and I'll give you one."

Huo Yuhao grinned wickedly.

"Huo Yuhao, are you sick? It's just one Profound Water Pill, and you want me to call you Dad!"

Wang Dong said angrily.

"Hey!"

Huo Yuhao shamelessly answered to the final word "Dad" Wang Dong had said.

Wang Dong gritted her teeth in fury.

"Bastard, I wasn't calling you! Don't just answer randomly, okay?"

"If my dad were to..."

"Hey, good son. Come, Dad will give you a Profound Water Pill to eat."

"Huo Yuhao, you actually dare take advantage of me? I'm going to kill you!!"

Sure-Hit Dragon Claw Hand!

"..."

God Realm

Heaven-Peering Hall

Fishfork God King Tang San was so furious that he jumped around, pointing at the Skywatch Orb and cursing:

"Damn Huo Yuhao! Damn Huo Yuhao!"

"You actually dared use those filthy hands of yours to touch my daughter there, and you even want to be her dad? If you're her dad, then who am I?"

"Old Tang next door?"

"Once you ascend to the God Realm, I'll break your hands and smash your mouth crooked!"

"I'll make you a house dog for lifetime after lifetime!!!"

In Fishfork God King Tang San's heart, another crime had been added to Huo Yuhao's record.

Humiliating the daughter of the great, kind, holy, benevolent... God King Tang San! (Ten thousand words omitted here.)

Inside the dorm.

After another round of battle, both sides were wounded.

One had aching hands.

The other had pain down there.

Huo Yuhao tossed a Profound Water Pill to Wang Dong. "Good son, this is the Profound Water Pill your father promised you earlier."

Wang Dong gritted her teeth. She had wanted to refuse.

But after thinking about it, that dog Huo Yuhao had already taken advantage of her.

If she did not take the Profound Water Pill too, wouldn't she have been taken advantage of for nothing?

"Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!"

"I called you Dad seven times. Give me seven more Profound Water Pills!"

Wang Dong went all out.

Huo Yuhao was stunned. He had not expected this woman Wang Dong to finally catch on.

She had actually learned how to be shameless.

Seeing that Huo Yuhao did not speak, Wang Dong rejoiced inwardly.

"Huo Yuhao, you dared take advantage of me. Now you know you were wrong, right?"

"Later, I'll make you call me Dad twice before I give you one pill."

"Hehehe!"

Wang Dong wore a wicked grin and held out her hand.

"Quick, give me the seven Profound Water Pills. You can't go back on your word!"

Huo Yuhao smiled. "So that's how you want to play it."

Wang Dong smirked. "Yes. Hurry up and give me the Profound Water Pills."

Chomp!

Huo Yuhao stuffed all the remaining Profound Water Pills into his mouth in one gulp.

"I'm... not giving you... even one..."

Huo Yuhao said indistinctly.

Wang Dong was dumbfounded. She had thought she was shameless enough.

She had not expected someone to be even more shameless than her.

Whose subordinate was this?

"Ahhh! Huo Yuhao, you hateful bastard!"

Wang Dong was nearly driven mad with anger.

All those times she had called him Dad had been for nothing.

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