The Twins Arrive, Ready for a Dose of Reality

"Fine, you win." Future Tony shrugged helplessly. He had no idea how many times he had said that line today already. This was fucking ridiculous. = =

"That's more like it~ Someone, get my big bro a cappuccino." Leon snapped his fingers, and a Volumen Hydrargyrum Maid immediately brought a cup of blended coffee before Future Tony.

"I want it iced," Future Tony requested.

"Easy."

Leon snapped his fingers again, and a thin layer of frost instantly formed along the cappuccino cup's surface. Future Tony's mouth twitched as he grumbled inwardly:

Did you forget to turn off Creative Mode while playing Minecraft? = =

"Exactly~"

Leon raised a cup of American "broth," clinked it against the cappuccino Future Tony had yet to pick up, then drained it in one gulp.

Future Tony gloomily picked up the coffee, glanced around, and asked, "Where's Thor? Why haven't I seen him?"

"Oh, him? He was probably already reunited with Odin, Frigga, and the others in New Asgard," Leon said casually.

"New Asgard?" Tony's eyelid twitched. He had a feeling this was not simple.

"Mm."

Leon nodded, then cracked a joke. "Because I traded in the old one for recycling."

"What the hell does that mean?"

Tony failed to react for a moment.

"Oh, no, I meant I blew up the old one with a sword, so I made a new one as compensation."

Leon spoke as casually as if he had popped a balloon and then blown up another one.

"Uh..."

Future Tony's mouth twitched. He no longer knew where to begin complaining.

"You don't understand? I think it's pretty easy to understand."

Leon could not understand why Future Tony could not understand, so he drew All-Black the Necrosword from the shadow beside him. The eerie aura radiating from the blade instantly dropped