After eating and drinking enough, Lin Xiao collapsed on the sofa and opened Myriad Worlds Chat Group along Teuchi.
[He Is Simply God]: "Everyone, on the way back today, I met a little cutie who insisted on going home with me. I really can't help it."
[He Is Simply God]: "She is an eighteen-year-old genius female scientist who is being hunted by transnational gangs. She developed a poison and poisoned herself to look like a seven-year-old lolita. She is now living in my house."
As soon as these words came out, all the bosses who were still discussing how to help Naruto improve ninjutsu in the group fell silent instantly.
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Wait a minute. You just said... she used drugs to reverse her physical state from an eighteen-year-old to a seven-year-old?!"
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Not only has all the memory and IQ of adults been retained, but even cell aging has been perfectly reversed?!"
Bruce·Wayne's breathing became heavy. As the chairman of Wayne Enterprises, who controls the world's top medical technology, he knows very well what this "rejuvenation medicine" means!
This is not just immortality! If the cell reversal formula can be deciphered, it means that all terminal illnesses, physical injuries, and even organ failures can be reshaped by this drug!
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Lin Xiao! Protect her! As long as she is willing to provide even a tube of blood sample or deduction formula, you can make any request!"
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "... Can the absolute shackles called "time" and "life" be broken just by relying on the chemical molecular arrangement of carbon-based organisms?"
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "What an extremely beautiful spark of wisdom. Human potential is indeed full of variables that amaze me. Your Excellency, group leader, if there is an opportunity, I very much hope to have an in-depth academic exchange on "life evolution" with this talented scientist."
[He Is Simply God]: "That depends on the person's mood. I'll ask again when I have the opportunity."
Lin Xiao smiled with satisfaction. The value of Ai, in the eyes of these knowledgeable bosses, is absolutely priceless.
However, in this high-end academic atmosphere full of "life philosophy" and "cutting-edge medicine".
An ID that extremely ruined the atmosphere rushed in like a mudslide.
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Wait! A criminal organization? An 18-year-old genius female scientist who has become smaller?!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Holy shit! Lin Xiao you went out to pick up trash and you actually picked up Ai Haibara?!"
Kaguya, who was in Gensokyo, was so excited that she was writhing like a maggot on the tatami!
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Ahhh! My Ai!!!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "The psychology of an adult, the body of a lolita! Such a setting that is extremely immoral and contrasting with cuteness! Sihasha... Sihasha... Just thinking about it makes my mouth water! (ºº)"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Master group leader! Start the video! Let me see Ai alive! I really want to hold her in my arms and knead her hard! Sihasha..."
"..."
In Myriad Worlds Chat Group, Bruce·Wayne and Aizen Sosuke, who had just been immersed in the grand proposition of "overcoming aging and the law of time", looked at the "Sihasha" and perverted Chinese characters that filled the screen.
The thinking of the two bosses was like a high-speed train that was traveling at high speed and hit a mudslide, causing an extremely tragic derailment and overturning.
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Group owner. I strongly recommend that you use your ban permission immediately."
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "I cannot accept that while I am conducting a serious discussion on interdimensional medicine, there is a drooling pervert standing next to me, ready to perform obscene acts at any time."
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Mr. Bruce, this is the first time in my life that I agree with your proposal."
[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "Call the police. If it were in our world, such perverted remarks would be enough to be beheaded by Demon Slayer Corps as a devil."
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "... Is this the princess who has lived for many years? Why does she sound like a hopeless pervert?"
[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "@He Is Simply God. Lin Xiao, classmate, I suddenly regret agreeing to you taking that child back to my apartment."
[Snow Queen of the Service Club]: "If you dare to be contaminated by the thoughts of this perverted princess in the group, and extend your dirty claws to that seven-year-old little girl... I guarantee that tomorrow morning Teacher Hiratsuka's anti-explosion stick will hit your Tianling Cap accurately. I will personally hand over the rope next to you."
[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Ahhh! Sister Yukino is so scary!"
[He Is Simply God]: "Am I that kind of person? I am Light Giant who represents pure will!"
Lin Xiao looked at the outraged Kaguya in the group and rolled his eyes in despair. "This old otaku girl has really disgraced the face of the second-generation veteran!"
[He Is Simply God]: "@the Shut-In Princess of Eientei, from today on, you are deprived of the qualification to visit Chiba Prefecture physically. If you dare to come within ten kilometers of my apartment, I will directly send Photon Ice Blade to help you rejuvenate your skin."
Just when Lin Xiao was busy punishing perverts in the group.
After taking a shower, Ai Haibara wore a large T-shirt that was obviously one size too big for her, and walked to the living room while wiping her wet brown short hair.
She looked at Lin Xiao, who was sitting on the sofa, gritting his teeth in the air, with a trace of doubt in her eyes.
"What are you doing? Why is your face turning green and white at one time or another?" Ai Haibara jumped on the sofa, curled up in the corner like a lazy kitten, and complained in a cold and arrogant tone.
"Nothing." Lin Xiao looked at the little lolita who looked fair and cute because she had just taken a shower, and unconsciously recalled Kaguya's words "adult psychology, lolita body".
"Ahem..." Lin Xiao blushed and quickly looked away, "Well, there is a perverted aunt in the group who wanted to see you, but I sternly refused. You must be careful when you go out in the future. In this world, perverts are even more difficult to guard against than Black Organization."
"???"
Ai Haibara is full of questions. This guy even said that he is Light Giant. What kind of strange people are you chatting with all day long?