In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 115

The Mages of Tokyo and the Bat Demon

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Weekend morning, Chiba Prefecture high-end apartment.

Lin Xiao was wearing loose home clothes, sitting on the sofa in the living room, eating toast, while Ai Haibara was sitting quietly reading a book next to him.

Since today is the weekend, Yukino also rarely wore a long casual dress at home, sitting opposite and quietly reading the newspaper.

"The current public security situation is becoming more and more difficult to understand." Yukino turned over a page of the newspaper, frowned slightly, and said with a hint of doubt in his tone, "Lin Xiao, student, take a look at the news headlines this morning."

Lin Xiao Hearing this, Teuchi turned on the TV in the living room.

On the morning news screen, surveillance videos of several streets in Tokyo district were being played. The screen was a bit blurry, but one could vaguely see several extremely fast black figures clashing on the streets late at night.

["Our latest report! Recently, Tokyo has seen frequent and extremely strange "demon-slaying" incidents late at night in many places! According to multiple witnesses, they were rescued by two mysterious people when they were attacked by unknown assailants."]

["According to the description of witnesses at the scene, one of the rescuers was wearing a white vintage Haori with a samurai sword on his waist, while the other was a terrifying black figure covered in pitch black, like a giant bat!"]

The TV screen switched to a street interview session.

An office worker wearing glasses looked at the camera with lingering fears, but his face was full of gratitude. "I am really grateful to them! I was almost eaten by a monster in the alley. The man with the knife just walked over and smiled, and the monster suddenly went crazy and hit the wall and fainted! The night is much safer now, and they are definitely the night heroes who protect Tokyo!"

However, another passerby interviewed covered his chest with horror on his face. "Hero? You call that a hero?! They are too harsh! Go and see the intensive care unit of the central hospital! It has been filled with seriously injured patients with comminuted fractures of limbs in the past two days!"

As the news spread on the Internet, discussions on Twitter and major forums instantly exploded, with all kinds of outrageous speculations emerging one after another:

[What's wrong with being too heavy-handed? When you're cornered by monsters in the middle of the night and ready to be eaten, you won't feel like they're too heavy-handed!]

[But... I was walking on the road at night, and suddenly I saw a Bat Demon falling from the sky. It was really scary, okay!!! I almost thought I was going to be arrested for blood sucking!]

[A handsome guy in white with a knife, plus a pitch-black Bat Demon... I know! This is definitely our Japan reclusive mage, and his "Bat Demon Shikigami" are exterminating demons!]

[The mage and his shikigami? This is so cool! Tokyo finally has his own urban legend combination!]

"Pfft--hahahahahahaha!!!"

Watching the words "Bat Demon" and "The Master and His Shikigami" on the TV, Lin Xiao, who was sitting on the sofa, spit out the toast in his mouth and rolled on the sofa with laughter while holding his stomach.

"Hahahaha! God is Bat Demon Shikigami! The imagination of these Japan netizens is simply invincible!!!" Lin Xiao laughed so hard that tears came out.

Of course he knows who is being reported in the news! In the past two days, because Batman and Aizen, the two "old shady" Tenten, have been collecting data, they have maintained the security of Tokyo district.

Batman adhered to the "no killing principle", so he used extremely professional fighting skills and Dimensional Reduction Technology to break all the bones in the body of all the various Ghoul and criminal organizations that were caught, and packed them neatly into the ICU of the hospital!

And Aizen is even more amazing. As soon as Kyoka Suigetsu is opened, the enemy will directly fall into confusion of five senses and throw themselves into the rescue room!

As a result, these two top tacticians and top IQ masters in their respective worlds, in the eyes of Japan netizens who did not know the truth, actually turned into a Japan mage and his "pet Bat Demon"?!

Yukino, who was sitting opposite, looked at the report on the TV, and then looked at Lin Xiao, who was almost dying of laughter. He reacted instantly, and the corners of his eyes twitched violently twice.

"Those two people... are they actually executing "justice" in this way in the dark night of Tokyo?"

In Myriad Worlds Chat Group, Lin Xiao posted screenshots and videos of the news without hesitation.

[He Is Simply God]: "@Dark Knight of Gotham, @Ruler of Las Noches. Two big guys, you are popular in the real world! Hahahaha!"

[He Is Simply God]: "But Bruce, you are having a rough time. The majestic Dark Knight is actually regarded as Captain Aizen's "pet shikigami" here, hahahaha!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "I laughed to death! Shocked! Las Noches Big Boss was laid off and re-employed, switched to Onmyoji, and subdued Gotham City vigilantes to become summoned beasts! If this plot were drawn into a book, it would definitely sell out at the next comic show! (≖ᴗ≖)✧"

Following Kaguya's decisive blow, other members of the group who were still in shock could no longer hold it in any longer.

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Ah? Shikigami? In other words, has Uncle Bruce now become Uncle Aizen's psychic beast? Just like Pervy Sage's Gamabunta?!"

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Naruto, stop talking... Although Mr. Bruce's nighttime sneak tactics are indeed very similar to familiars, it sounds too hurtful."

[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "But it is really amazing in terms of efficiency. In our world, the battle between True Magic girl and Witch is completely invisible to ordinary people. And it only took you two two days to turn yourself into a local urban legend of Tokyo."

Underground safe house.

Bruce·Wayne, who had just finished interrogating a batch of Ghoul, looked at Naruto's "psychic beast" metaphor on the screen, and the old face under the mask turned completely dark.

[Dark Knight of Gotham]:"..."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "In Gotham City, I used fear to intimidate criminals. They called me the Messenger of Vengeance. But here... they call me a monster."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Cultural barriers are indeed the most insurmountable gap in tactical deductions."

Aizen Sosuke, standing aside, pushed up his black-rimmed glasses, and a rare helpless smile appeared on his face that always maintained elegance and calmness.

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Mr. Bruce, I think we may need to adjust our action plan a little bit."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Although I don't mind being called a "mage" by humans. But if these rumors continue to ferment, it will damage the dignity of Justice League and your Excellency."

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