In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 130

I Called the Police

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Sobu High School's school bell rang.

Lin Xiao is carrying a schoolbag and is going to a nearby large shopping mall to buy some supplies.

"Ding dong--"

The phone in my pocket suddenly vibrated.

Lin Xiao took out his phone, and a Line message from [Utaha Kasumigaoka] popped up on the screen.

[Utaha Kasumigaoka]: Lin Xiao, junior fellow student, are you finished with your business?

[Utaha Kasumigaoka]: I have opened a penthouse luxury suite at "Chiyoda Grand Hotel", and the manuscript of the new version of the novel has been completed.

[Utaha Kasumigaoka]: As my exclusive royal editor, I will give you half an hour and come over immediately to help me with the trial reading. If I can't see you at the specified time... I will send the recording of you shouting "I'm going to M78 Nebula to call Monster" to the campus forum of Sobu High School.

"..."

Seeing this message with the tone of a mature big sister, Lin Xiao took a breath of air.

"When did this woman record her voice?!"

Chiyoda Grand Hotel Penthouse Suite.

Lin Xiao rang the doorbell according to the room number.

The door was quickly opened.

A nice scent of shower gel hits my face.

Utaha Kasumigaoka was seen wearing a somewhat loose white shirt, with long black and smooth hair hanging casually on her shoulders. The most terrible thing was that her slender and straight legs were professionally wrapped in a layer of shimmering black pantyhose.

This kind of "laziness just after taking a shower" is simply a nuclear bomb-level bombardment of the psychological defenses of male high school students.

"You're two minutes late, editor."

Senior Shiyu leaned against the door frame, with a hint of teasing in her burgundy eyes, and turned around to let Lin Xiao into the room.

The table in the suite was littered with coffee cans and discarded manuscript papers. Apparently, this talented and beautiful writer had been in seclusion here for several days in order to catch up on the manuscript.

"The manuscript is on the table. Take a look at it yourself."

Senior Shiyu walked to the sofa and stretched out comfortably. Her legs wrapped in black stockings were folded together, forming a beautiful scenery.

Lin Xiao took a deep breath, looked away, and picked up the thick stack of printed manuscripts on the table.

"I want to see what you have changed in these few days of seclusion..."

However, when Lin Xiao saw the settings on the first page clearly, his eyes instantly opened as big as bells!

[Male protagonist setting]: He is an ordinary high school student on the surface, but secretly he is a savior who can transform into a red giant weighing 40,000 tons and 50 meters tall. He usually likes to use "I'm going to Sole Sovereign Throughout the Ages" or "I'm going to M78 Nebula to fight Monster" to deal with girls.

[Protagonist setting]: A talented black-haired girl writer with extraordinary beauty.

"..."

Lin Xiao's hands were trembling, and he stiffly raised his head to look at Shiyu: "Senior... what the hell is this setting?!"

"Art comes from life."

Senior Shiyu held her chin with one hand and smiled like a little fox that had stolen something. "Didn't you say at the izakaya that day that the male protagonist's inner struggle was too pretentious?"

"Since you like to use ridiculous excuses like "Go to M78 Nebula to fight Monster" to deal with me. And in the recent news, the "Light Giant" flying around Chiba Prefecture has become so hot."

Senior Shiyu flipped her hair elegantly:

"I think, junior Lin Xiao must worship the god on TV so much that he even puts himself into it in his dreams, right?"

"So, as a considerate senior, I mercifully fulfilled your fantasy. I put you, a chuunibyou, directly into the shell of that fifty-meter giant."

Senior Sister Shiyu leaned a little closer and exhaled like a orchid:

"How about it? A male protagonist with chuunibyou who thinks he is a 40,000-ton Light Giant, is worried when faced with the direct confession of a talented black stocking senior. This contrast of "severe delusional patients cannot escape Love Battle Royale", does it instantly increase the tension of the plot?"

"..."

After listening to Senior Shiyu's confident "creative concept".

Lin Xiao's whole body felt numb.

"Senior sister... is there a possibility, that is, is there a 0.01 chance that I really don't have the chuunibyou..."

"Okay, don't be so harsh."

Senior Sister Shiyu didn't give him a chance to quibble at all, she directly stretched out her hands and boldly pushed Lin Xiao down on the sofa!

Her slender black stocking legs were sitting astride the situation, and with an ambiguous gesture, she pinned Light Giant to the corner of the sofa!

"Come, my personal editor and "Lord God"."

There was a dangerous spark in Senior Shiyu's eyes. "Tell me, when you let go of your fantasy of saving the world, how will you embrace an ordinary girl who loves you unreservedly?"

This kind of foul close-range breath, coupled with the terrible touch of black silk.

Lin Xiao swallowed a gulp of saliva and was considering whether to use light energy to collapse the sofa and forcefully escape.

At this moment when we are about to kiss!

"Drip--"

At the entrance of the suite, there was a crisp sound of the electronic lock swiping the card!

Immediately afterwards, the heavy mahogany door was pushed open from the outside.

"Teacher Utaha Kasumigaoka! There are only three hours left before the deadline! Whether you are looking for inspiration or not, you have to give me the last 20,000 words today even if you don't eat or drink..."

Shinazugawa Library's ace editor, the mature lady Machida Sonoko, who was wearing a smart professional OL outfit, rushed in with a flurry of documents holding a document board for reminders.

Then.

Machida Sonoko's footsteps were like a statue petrified by Medusa, nailed to the edge of the living room of the suite.

The air suddenly became quiet at this second.

Machida Sonoko stared at the scene on the sofa with his eyes widened:

His talented and beautiful girl writer who has just grown up is wearing a large shirt and a pair of long legs "sitting" wildly on a boy.

Their faces were very close to each other.

"..."

Lin Xiao was lying on the sofa, keeping the posture of being banged against the wall.

Utaha Kasumigaoka sat astride him, maintaining a seductive posture.

Machida Sonoko stood at the door, holding up the file board.

Three people, six eyes, in the penthouse suite of Chiyoda Grand Hotel, completed a weird stare of the century.

"Ah... Wanzi, listen to my explanation."

The sinister and effortless smile on Senior Shiyu's lips froze instantly, and a drop of cold sweat rolled down her forehead. "We are just conducting... an extremely in-depth literary discussion and role play..."

However, Machida Sonoko paid no attention to her excuses.

The well-informed ace editor took a deep breath, calmly put down the document board in his hand, then silently took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pressed a series of numbers skillfully.

"Hello? Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department?"

Machida Sonoko's voice sounded extremely cold and loud in the empty suite, "Yes, I will report it under my real name. The location is Chiyoda Grand Hotel's penthouse suite."

"Here is an adult female light novel writer who is using her power and money to unspoken rules for a boy in order to find so-called "novel inspiration"."

"Yes, the scene is unsightly. In order to prevent her from destroying the evidence, the police must be handcuffed and fully armed."

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