In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 140

Live Broadcast Begins

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Following Lin Xiao's order, this "punitive group" composed of Light Giant, Bald Cape Hero, Bleach Big Boss, Gotham City vigilante and Internet addicted princess officially entered the underground entrance of Z City's no man's land.

"Bruce, how is the signal access?" Lin Xiao asked.

Batman, walking in the middle of the team, was holding up a miniature holographic computer on his arm.

"It has locked the main servers of the Hero Association internal network and all major video platforms on the entire network."

Batman pressed the Enter key expressionlessly. "Global live broadcast is on. No hacker can cut off our signal."

The next second.

<One-Punch Man> The world, on the big screens in the streets of major prosperous cities, on the TV sets in thousands of households, and even on the screens of all Internet users who are browsing their mobile phones.

Without any warning, they all jumped to the same live broadcast screen!

The title of the live broadcast room is very much in the style of a two-dimensional light novel, and it is extremely clumsy:

<The beautiful idol has arrived! I will take you to violently open up the Z City dungeon, follow it and don't get lost~>

Everyone on the Internet and the top management of the Hero Association were stunned.

"This... what is this live broadcast?"

"Hero Association's special program? Dungeon development?"

However, as the picture gradually became clearer.

What appears in front of tens of millions of viewers is not some superhero in tights.

Instead, she is a beautiful girl wearing a gorgeous modern Gothic Lolita dress and with long black straight hair as smooth as a waterfall!

She held an exquisite lace folding fan, waved gracefully to the camera, and then said in that sweet but somewhat noble voice of a young lady:

"Hello everyone~ This is the first time we meet. My code name is "Tsukuyomi"! Today is the first outdoor live broadcast in this world, so please take care of me!"

In the live broadcast room, after a brief three seconds of silence, the barrage erupted like a volcano!

[Holy shit! Who is this girl?! She's so beautiful!!!]

[Such a fairy face! Such a noble temperament! Is she a newly debuted S-class hero?! Why have I never seen her before!]

[Where is she live streaming? Z City no man's land?! Oh my God, that's a famous monster lair! Let her come back quickly, it's too dangerous!]

[No matter what! Lord Tsukuyomi Sai Gao! I declare that from today on, I will be Lord Tsukuyomi's dog!]

Just by showing his face, Kaguya's "Downfall of Castle and Country setting written in the underlying code" directly caused tons of damage to the appearance and dimensionality of netizens in this world on the physical level! In just one minute, the number of people online in the live broadcast room directly exceeded 30 million, and gifts and barrages flooded the screen like crazy!

Looking at Kaguya who was very skillfully concave in front of the camera and even interacting with the barrage, Lin Xiao who was walking behind covered his face.

"This old otaku girl is not only great at playing games, but she is also self-taught when it comes to being a virtual anchor..."

And just when the whole network was licking their faces crazily at the screen.

Z City Deep underground, 1,500 meters.

Monster Association base camp, core command room.

A huge monster that looks like a ball of flesh and has only one huge single eye on its forehead - Staff Officer Monster Association "Gyoro Gyoro" is staring at the monitor screen in front of him.

His huge one eye was now violently bloodshot due to extreme shock and anger!

"Master Gyoro Gyoro, there is an urgent report from the reconnaissance monster on the ground..."

A strange man with a rhinoceros head rolled into the command room and said, "Someone has invaded our defense line!"

"I've seen it!"

"Gyoro Gyoro(Psykos) roared angrily:

"What do you mean someone started a live broadcast and called me?!!!"

"We are Monster Association! We are the ultimate terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating all mankind and letting weirdos rule the earth!"

Psykos was trembling with anger in the weird body. "That stinky girl who doesn't know how to live or die actually brought a few ordinary people to our territory to do what kind of "idol debut live broadcast"?!"

"What does she think this is? A theme amusement park where she can take photos?!!"

An extreme sense of humiliation surged into Psykos's heart.

When Monster Association was preparing a grand plan to destroy the world, he was actually used as a check-in point for Internet celebrities to gain traffic! This is simply a trampling on the dignity of weirdos!

"Send someone! Send all the weirdos above the "ghost" level!"

Psykos, who was hiding in Gyoro Gyoro, gave the order hysterically, "Tear that woman who is posing in front of the camera into pieces for me! I want all mankind to watch their idols turn into meat with their own eyes during the live broadcast!!!"

With an order.

In the underground passage, a blood-curdling roar came like a tsunami!

In the live broadcast screen.

From the darkness of the passage, hundreds of extremely ferocious-looking monsters with fishy saliva rushed out like a tide! Among them, there were even several large "ghost-level" disaster monsters mixed in!

[Oh my God! What a weirdo! So many weirdos!]

[Lord Tsukuyomi Run! Those are man-eating monsters!!!]

The audience in the live broadcast room was so frightened that they frantically sent barrage warnings.

However.

Facing this overwhelming army of monsters rushing over.

In front of the camera, Kaguya not only did not panic at all, but instead closed the folding fan excitedly, his eyes shining:

"Oh oh oh! Refreshed! Refreshed! The first wave of experience points and monsters are delivered to your door!"

Kaguya turned his head and waved his hands extremely arrogantly to the men behind him who had been silently serving as backdrops:

"None of you are allowed to take action! This is my personal show in front of my fans!"

After that, the princess Lunar Capital, who had lived for countless years, turned around and faced hundreds of weirdos.

She raised her right hand gracefully, and her wide Lolita cuffs fluttered in the wind.

"Want to tear me to pieces? Just because of you ugly monsters who can't even pass the drawing style?"

Kaguya raised an arrogant sneer at the corner of his mouth and lightly opened his red lips:

"Sacred treasure--[Robe of the Fire-Rat]!"

Buzz--!!!

In the extremely shocked eyes of the entire audience!

Behind Kaguya, countless colorful balls of light that were as bright as stars suddenly bloomed without warning!

These light balls were not chaotic, but covered the entire wide underground passage in a flash with a gorgeous trajectory that was extremely consistent with mathematical geometric aesthetics but exuded an endless aura of destruction!

Touhou Project's most famous barrage cleansing!

"What the hell is that?!" The ghost-level weirdo who rushed at the front only had time to exclaim.

The next second.

"Boom boom boom boom--!!!"

Countless colorful light balls are pushed forward like a violent storm!

The bodies of those weirdos who could withstand machine gun fire were like snowflakes under the scorching sun, being violently and beautifully evaporated into ashes all over the sky the moment they came into contact with this gorgeous barrage!

There was no flesh and blood flying around, no broken limbs. Just a gorgeous fireworks show that seemed to bloom in the night sky!

Just less than five seconds.

Hundreds of weirdos, together with a few powerful "ghost-level" cadres, were completely wiped out with an indifferent wave of Kaguya's hand! The entire underground passage was blasted clean, and even the stone bricks on the walls were burned into a glass shape!

"Huh~ It's not too much to give yourself a perfect score for this special effect, right?"

Kaguya opened the folding fan extremely elegantly and winked mischievously at the camera. "Dear viewers of the live broadcast room, do you still like my "Idol Barrage Dance"?"

Dead silence.

The entire earth's network was completely down at this moment.

After half a minute, the barrage in the live broadcast room covered the entire screen like a flash flood!

[Fuck!!! Fuck, fuck!!!]

[What did I see?! She just waved her hand, and all those weirdos disappeared?!]

[What kind of divine idol is this! This fighting power is a hundred times more exaggerated than that of an S-class hero!!!]

[The best appearance in the world! Destroying combat power! Lord Tsukuyomi! I want to join your support club!!!]

And deeper underground.

In the Monster Association command room, Gyoro Gyoro (Psykos) stared blankly at the empty passage on the screen, and the huge one eye almost fell out of its socket.

"All destroyed?"

"The few ghost-level monsters I sent out... didn't even last five seconds?!"

Psykos swallowed in horror in her body, and she finally realized that the person who came this time was not some Internet celebrity who was trying to gain traffic at all!

Rather, they are a few disaster monsters that completely break the common sense of biology!

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