In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 173

Do You Reason with Bugs?

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"Ahem, teacher Saitama, don't get excited yet."

Lin Xiao quickly comforted the One-Punch Man ceiling that was completely ignited by "Wagyu".

Daigo, who had been standing nearby, was also extremely polite. Earth Flow stepped forward and said hello to Clark and Batman.

Those clear eyes reveal a pure sense of justice and reverence for life:

"First time we meet, I am Daigo from TPC Far East Headquarters, Victory Team."

"I heard in the group that your world is being invaded by an alien fleet. It is our duty to protect life and peace. I will definitely do my best to assist you!"

Look at Daigo's honest appearance and full of sense of justice.

Clark was instantly in awe and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Thank you, Mr. Daigo!" Clark held Daigo's hand in emotion, thinking that the helper called by his elder brother was indeed a reasonable and righteous man.

However, Daigo's next words directly made Clark's smile freeze on his face.

"You're welcome, Clark."

Daigo held Clark's hand seriously and discussed the next tactics in a sincere tone:

"When dealing with extraterrestrial life, we should first try to communicate peacefully. So when we arrive at the scene later, you can negotiate with them first and try to get them to give up their aggression."

Clark nodded repeatedly, feeling that it made perfect sense.

Daigo then added the second half of the sentence in the gentlest tone:

"But if they refuse to communicate and insist on destroying the earth... then it means they are evil Monster who cannot communicate."

"When the time comes, you move back a little. I will directly cut into Power Type, tear open the shell of their spaceship with my bare hands, go in and knock them all unconscious, ensuring that no civilians are harmed."

Daigo said it so naturally, as if "tearing open an alien battleship with bare hands" is as easy as getting up early and tearing open a bread bag.

"..."

Clark swallowed and silently withdrew his hand.

Why does Mr. Daigo, who seems to be the most honest and polite person, use such cruel tactics once the negotiation breaks down!!!

At this time, Batman has called up the satellite monitoring screen of Metropolis.

"General Zod's adjutant, Fiora, has led an advance team to land in the central square of Metropolis."

Bruce·Wayne put his hands on the console and seriously entered the state of a master tactician. "Moreover, they deployed [World Engine]'s auxiliary aircraft over Metropolis."

With that said, Bruce turned around and prepared to open the "One Hundred and Eight Tactical Plans to Deal with Kryptonian" that he had stayed up late to write for three whole days.

As a result, Lin Xiao directly interrupted his spell casting with a wave of his hand.

"Bruce, put away those fancy tactical arrangements of yours. It is a waste of time to talk about tactics when dealing with a bunch of idiots who only care about muscles."

Lin Xiao pointed at the picture of Metropolis on the screen, with a kind smile on his lips:

"Daigo is right, we should be polite first and then fight. Clark, you go talk to them later."

"If we can come to an agreement, everyone will be happy."

"If we can't reach an agreement..."

"Then let's let these aliens experience what the pure [hospitality] of earthlings means!"

I saw that the tactical plan I had stayed up late to write for three days was thrown into the trash can by these violent maniacs without even showing the cover.

Bruce·Wayne closed his eyes in despair.

The only thing he can do now is to quietly buy the maximum catastrophic insurance for the building under the name of Metropolis's LexCorp.

Metropolis Downtown.

The once prosperous commercial center has now completely fallen into panic.

In the sky, a small Kryptonian Spaceship hovered a hundred meters in the air like a black ghost.

In the central square, General Zod's adjutant, Fiora, was leading four heavily armed, tall and burly Krypton warriors, looking down expressionlessly at the screaming and fleeing civilians of the Earth around them.

"Weak genes, backward civilization, and even the most basic order cannot be maintained."

There was no human emotion at all on Fiora's cold face, only a kind of arrogance based on the theory of evolution. "I really don't understand why Jor Al would place Krypton's last hope on such a garbage dump-like planet."

"Boom--!"

At this moment, a pitch-black Batwing descended from the sky and hovered at the edge of the square, blowing away the dust in the sky.

Immediately afterwards, several figures landed smoothly in front of Fiora and others.

Walking at the front were Clark·Kent wearing a plaid shirt and a heavy expression, and Bruce·Wayne wearing bat heavy armor.

Lin Xiao, Daigo and Saitama stood quietly at the back.

Kaguya was happily lying on the porthole of Batwing, even holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, ready to start the "immersive drama watching" mode.

"Carl·El. You finally stopped hiding like a mouse."

Fiora looked at Clark and raised his chin coldly. "General Zod's patience is limited. Hand over Codex, come back to the spaceship with us, and accept the trial for your betrayal of Krypton."

"I did not betray Krypton! I never wanted to be your enemy!"

Clark took a step forward, with sincerity and pleading in his blue eyes. "Fiora, we can find a way to coexist. You don't need to destroy to build a new home!"

"Coexistence?"

Fiora seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the universe. She interrupted Clark coldly, "The reconstruction of Krypton requires the resources and gravity environment of this planet.

As for these Aboriginal people... if there was a nest of ants on a construction site, would you stop building your house in order to "coexist" with the ants?"

Heard this anti-human evolution theory.

Batman, who has been trying to use tactical thinking to find a breakthrough in negotiations, frowned tightly.

"Fiora Commander."

Bruce·Wayne activated the armor's loudspeaker, his voice low and extremely rational. "If you need resources, the earth is willing to provide uninhabited deserts for you to colonize. But if you insist on starting a war in Metropolis, we guarantee that the price you pay will far exceed your expectations."

This is already a restrained warning from Batman.

However, Fiora only glanced at the human in black armor with great disdain.

"A slightly stronger ant, trying to threaten the dragon with bluff? The ignorance and arrogance of you humans is really disgusting."

"Um... please wait!"

Daigo, who had been standing behind and listening quietly, finally couldn't help but walked out.

The clear eyes of this outstanding member of TPC Far East Headquarters were full of awe and incomprehension for life. He looked at the cold Krypton soldiers opposite and persuaded him seriously and sincerely:

"Madam, the existence of any life is meaningful. No race has the right to trample other life to death like ants."

Daigo's voice was full of pure kindness. "You have lost your hometown. Although I cannot fully understand the pain, it is precisely because of this that you should understand the despair of losing your home! Please stop this senseless killing. We will definitely find a peaceful solution!"

Daigo These words come from the heart and are completely based on the instinctive desire for peace of a "successor of light".

But for Krypton soldiers who have "genetic determinism" engraved in their bones, this kind of human kindness is the most ridiculous weakness!

"The cry of the weak."

A trace of extreme disgust and murderous intent flashed through Fiora's eyes. "Since you like to reason so much, then I will let you understand that in this universe, only "power" is the only truth!"

"Bang!"

Before he finished speaking, a big pit instantly exploded on the concrete floor under Fiora's feet!

Relying on Kryptonian's terrifying Man of Steel and super speed, she instantly broke through the sound barrier and rushed in front of Daigo!

"Be careful!" Clark yelled with eyes split open.

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