In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 190

Ichigo Kurosaki: Am I a Lab Rat?

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Look at this "giant baby" on the screen who is constantly issuing all kinds of vicious curses and threats.

Lin Xiao, who was sitting in the private room of Chiba Prefecture sushi restaurant, rubbed his brows helplessly.

"Joker is not scary. The scary thing is that this Joker is not only ugly, but it also keeps making noise in your ears at 360 degrees without any blind angle."

Lin Xiao put down the tea cup in his hand and clicked ruthlessly on the group leader's control panel.

[Ding! Group member "Descendant of the Creator" has been banned by the group leader "He Is Simply God"!]

"Ugh!"

As this system prompt pops up, the entire Myriad Worlds Chat Group becomes clean instantly.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Huh~ the world is finally clean. The group leader's muting authority is really Myriad Worlds's greatest invention."

[He Is Simply God]: "Batman, the hidden danger you were worried about just now is indeed a big problem."

[He Is Simply God]: "However, as long as more than 80% of the group members initiate a joint vote, as the group leader, I have the authority to permanently kick him out of the chat group and completely erase all memories of the chat group in his mind."

After hearing about this perfect security mechanism, several old members in the group finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "It is a perfect democratic mechanism. It can not only prevent the group owner from being dictatorial, but also effectively clean up the garbage. I suggest that an expulsion vote be launched for this "Saint Charlos" immediately."

[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "Second opinion. If such a disgusting creature stays in the group for more than a second, it will pollute the air."

[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]:"I agree."

Seeing that the group instantly reached a consensus of "unanimous vote to kick everyone".

Lin Xiao looked at the arrogant muted profile picture on the group panel, but a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

[He Is Simply God]: "Kicking is definitely necessary. But..."

[He Is Simply God]: "This guy just insulted us arrogantly in the group for a long time, and threatened to burn down our hometown with Buster Call."

[He Is Simply God]: "If we just clicked a button and kicked him out, wouldn't it look like we were too temperamental?"

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone in the group was stunned for a moment, and then a strong premonition of "something happening" arose in everyone's mind.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Oh oh oh! What does the group leader mean... are we going to give him a "novice gift package before leaving the group"?!!"

[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "Hey? Are you going to beat him up? I'm just bored at home! Add me!"

Lin Xiao stood up and gently touched the head of Ai Haibara next to him. "Little bean sprouts, you can eat here for now. I'll go do some work and I'll be back soon."

Later, Lin Xiao said domineeringly in the group:

[He Is Simply God]: "You can vote to kick someone later. Doesn't this guy claim to be the most noble in the world?"

[He Is Simply God]: "Then today, I will personally go to his so-called "Grand Line". Let their superior Celestial Dragons take a good look... what is the special "God descended from heaven"!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Wait a minute! The group leader is very merciful!! This should be the world of <One Piece>, right?"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Group leader, please think carefully! We already have Naruto and Ichigo Kurosaki in our group! Now we are connected to the world of One Piece!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "This is the three pillars of the legendary "Sea of Fire" in the animation industry! We have finally put together the puzzle pieces of the three major migrant workers comics. It would be such a loss if we just go and kill him and then kick him out of the group!!!"

After hearing Kaguya's hard-core two-dimensional explanation, Lin Xiao touched his chin in agreement.

[He Is Simply God]: "What Kaguya said makes sense, but I'll go over and beat him up first."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Your Excellency, group leader, please wait a moment."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Before you carry out this cross-border transgression of justice, I must raise a rigorous systemic logic question."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "If you arrive in that world and we initiate a vote to forcibly kick him out of the chat group, will we lose the coordinates of this world after losing the coordinate anchor? Will the cross-border channel collapse instantly?"

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "If you stay in that world, will you be stuck in One Piece World forever, or will you be forcibly bounced back to the original universe by the system?"

As soon as these words came out.

The entire Myriad Worlds Chat Group instantly became quiet.

Lin Xiao was also stunned, and immediately summoned the system background of the chat group in his mind and asked, "System, if the target is kicked out of the group chat while performing a task in the target world, what will happen to the cross-border group members?"

One second later.

A line of system prompts full of unscrupulous operating style rang in the minds of all group members:

[Ding! System prompt: Regarding the issue of stranded cross-border channels after being kicked out of the group members and the collapse of Causality, there is currently no record in the group database.]

[Members of the group are asked to explore on their own while ensuring their own safety.]

"..."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "It seems that we need to conduct a strict in vivo experiment with controlled variables."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "That's right. Unknown system rules must be tested with practice. Therefore, your Excellency, group leader..."

Aizen elegantly threw the proposal in the group:

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "As the group leader, you cannot take risks easily. This kind of in vivo experiment full of unknown risks naturally requires a "volunteer"."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "I propose that Ichigo Kurosaki go there first."

[Substitute Shinigami]:"?????"

[Substitute Shinigami]: "Aizen belongs to your uncle!!! Aren't you obviously trying to use me as a guinea pig in your experiment?!"

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Kurosaki, please don't get me wrong. The progress of science always requires someone to make sacrifices."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Moreover, haven't you been complaining in the group recently, saying that you feel like you can't do anything else except playing idle games in Karakura Town?"

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Now, the opportunity to punish evil and promote good, as well as the historical responsibility of making great contributions to group chat security, are all handed over to you. This is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone, isn't it?"

Seeing Aizen's silky sophistry, Kaguya in the group, who was worried about the world being in chaos, was instantly excited!

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Okay! Bleach fights pirates! I agree! Naruto also come together! I want to see the epic scene of the three migrant workers from the sea of dead fire! If this is made into a video, it will definitely ignite the entire second dimension!!!"

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Oh oh oh! It sounds so passionate! I can help too! My Multiple Shadow Clone Technique can just rescue all those slaves!"

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "No. If the tunnel really collapses, it may cause uncontrollable variables in another world. The experiment must control the variables."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Your Excellency Bruce is right. Kurosaki itself is "Bleach". His soul state is extremely stable. He is the most perfect experimental material."

[Substitute Shinigami]: "I'll experiment with your sister!!!"

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