In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 203

Blackbeard: Zehahaha, I'm Here to Borrow the Restroom

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All I saw were ruins.

The original plan was to jump out and seize Tremor-Tremor Fruit Teach after both Whitebeard and the navy were defeated. At this moment, Teach was stooping and tiptoeing to steal a navy warship parked at the edge of the port and escape!

The moment the searchlight hit them.

Blackbeard froze in place with his funny "thief step", and his rough face with missing teeth brilliantly performed what it meant to be "death on the spot" and "extremely frightened".

"Thief... thief hahahaha..."

Blackbeard turned his head with difficulty, looked at his close-up on the big screen, and then looked at the bald head in the distance who punched away the earthquake wave. The cold sweat on his forehead surged like a waterfall:

"Well... if I said, I just happened to pass by Marineford and wanted to borrow a toilet... would you believe it?"

"..."

At this moment, both the navy and Whitebeard Pirates fell into an eerie silence as they looked at this extremely funny fat man.

"Teach!!!" When Ace saw the culprit, his eyes instantly turned red, his whole body was ignited with flames, and he wanted to rush over.

"Let's come and solve it quickly."

Lin Xiao stopped Ace, then turned to look at Aizen who was wearing black-rimmed glasses.

"Aizen, I'll leave these mice to you. Don't dirty other people's territory."

"As you wish, Your Excellency, Group Leader."

Aizen Sosuke took a step forward gracefully. He didn't even look at Blackbeard, he just poured the terrifying abyss-like spiritual pressure towards that corner accurately!

"Plop! Plop! Plop!"

Just a face to face!

Blackbeard and the men behind him who were known as "the most vicious criminals in the world" immediately turned their eyes white, foamed at the mouth and fainted!

Kill instantly with one move!

"The trash is under control, now it's time to talk business."

Lin Xiao walked directly in front of Moby Dick.

He looked at Whitebeard on the deck who had accepted defeat and was preparing to face death.

"Dad!" Marco and other captains nervously stood in front of Whitebeard, but Whitebeard waved them away majestically.

"Let's do it, kid. I have no regrets in this life." Whitebeard closed his eyes.

However, the expected attack never came.

"Buzz--!"

A stream of Light of Gaia, which contains endless natural vitality and purifying power, followed the palm of Lin Xiao and poured into Whitebeard's body like Harusame!

"This... this is?!"

In Whitebeard's shocked eyes, he clearly felt that the hidden wounds and illnesses in his body that had been entangled for decades were quickly rejuvenated by this unreasonable vitality!

"You... you actually cured my illness?!" Whitebeard clenched his powerful fists in disbelief and looked at the black-haired young man in front of him.

The eyes of all the navy and pirates in the audience almost dropped when they saw it!

Not only do these monsters have sky-high power levels, but they also provide healing?! What a fart!!!

"I cured you because you are a qualified father, and you Whitebeard Pirates have never wielded a butcher knife against innocent civilians."

Lin Xiao took back his hand and looked calmly at Whitebeard who had returned to his peak with dark eyes.

Then, he casually glanced at the pirate camp behind Whitebeard, and pointed at a man in the crowd holding a giant sword and with cold sweat on his face - Great Whirlpool Spider Squard.

"Oh, by the way, I'll give you some information."

Lin Xiao exposed the navy's conspiracy calmly. "The guy with the big sword was provoked by the red dog playing with lava over there. He thought you had betrayed them in order to save Ace. He was planning to find an opportunity to stab you in the back."

"Please handle your housework by yourself."

As soon as these words came out, Whitebeard Pirates exploded instantly!

"Squard! You bastard, you actually want to plot against dad?!" Marco and others were shocked and pulled out their weapons, glaring at their companions.

"I... I..." The giant sword in Squard's hand fell on the deck with a clang. His legs went weak, and he knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, his eyes full of regret and despair for being deceived.

However, Whitebeard was not angry.

His tall body stepped forward, and with the whole world watching, he opened his arms and hugged the crying Squard tightly into his arms.

"You were deceived by the enemy like a fool... But even if you are a stupid son, I still love you." Whitebeard sighed, his broad mind clearly displayed.

Looking at this scene, Lin Xiao nodded with satisfaction.

"But, Whitebeard. I said that the old era is over. This world will no longer need "pirates"."

"Look at your sons, they are still alive and well."

Lin Xiao pointed to Ace, Marco and others in the distance. "For them, lower the pirate flag. Go to New World to be a legal navigator, or the captain of "Earth Security Defense Line". Isn't this a loss in business?"

Listening to Lin Xiao's words of kindness and power, which gave him enough face and steps.

Whitebeard turned around and glanced at Ace, who was safe and sound, and finally looked at his "sons" who regarded him as treasure.

"Gula la la la la!!!"

The world's strongest man, who had returned to his peak, suddenly laughed heartily and even with a trace of tears in his eyes.

"You are convinced that you have lost! Not only do you have power beyond the gods, but you also have a spirit wider than this ocean!"

Whitebeard turned around suddenly and strode to the mast of Moby Dick.

Under the breathless gaze of billions of people around the world.

This king of the old age, who had ruled the sea for decades, decisively raised the Murakumogiri in his hand and dropped the sword with his hand!

"Crack!"

The skull and crossbones flag flying at the highest point, representing the supreme glory of Whitebeard Pirates, was cut down by his own hands!

"Dad!!!" The captains below burst into tears.

"Starting today!"

Whitebeard's voice spread loudly through the radio to every corner of the world:

"There is no more Whitebeard Pirates in the world!"

"Only... new age legal sailing expeditions!!!"

As the skull and crossbones flag was slowly lowered, civilians all over the world burst into warm cheers and incredible exclamations after a brief silence!

That was Whitebeard! He was actually recruited without any blood by these mysterious people?!

At this moment, Marineford is in the square.

One hundred thousand navy elites, as well as Marshal Sengoku, who was all wet, and Akainu, whose fists were still dripping with magma but gritted his teeth and did not dare to move rashly, all fell into despairing silence.

The "public execution" they were so proud of turned into a complete joke.

"Okay, the labor contract for the pirates has been signed."

Lin Xiao turned around, glanced casually at the 100,000-strong army, and finally set his sights on Sengoku and Garp.

"Next, it's your navy's turn."

Lin Xiao As soon as these words came out, all the naval forces in the audience instantly clenched their weapons, and the atmosphere dropped to freezing point again!

"Don't even think about it!"

Akainu roared angrily, his eyes full of extreme madness. "We are Absolute Justice's navy! Even if the whole army is annihilated here, we will never surrender to you unknown monsters like pirates!!!"

"Stop adding drama to yourself."

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Who said I was going to disband the navy? The world is so big, without you guys, the bottom soldiers, to maintain law and order and arrest criminals, how can civilians live their lives?"

Sengoku was stunned for a moment. "You... you don't plan to destroy the navy?"

"Of course not."

Lin Xiao walked up to Sengoku and issued the navy's rectification notice arrogantly:

"From today on, the Navy's organizational structure will remain. But your highest superiors are no longer those Mary Geoise old men, let alone those Celestial Dragons pigs who treat people like horses!"

"Your system will be completely taken over by Wayne Enterprises! Deprive World Government of control and abolish the heavenly gold system! As long as you still wield your sword sincerely to protect civilians, Batman will take care of all your military expenses and weapons!"

Batman standing behind. "..."

But he still cooperated and showed the financial report figures of Wayne Enterprises on the holographic screen:

"Funds are not a problem. The old justice is too extreme and decadent. Wayne Enterprises will give you a more perfect and incorruptible AI code."

Listen to this extremely unreasonable, yet irrefutable declaration of "forced acquisition".

Sengoku, Cap and all the lieutenant generals looked at each other, no longer need to be dogs to Celestial Dragons? This is something that many conscientious naval generals dream of realizing!

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