In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 228

Conan: I Was Such a Fool

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In the real world.

Conan fell down on the grass. At this moment, his mouth was open enough to fit an ostrich egg, and the black-rimmed glasses on his face slid directly to the tip of his nose!

"Ah? He... he is actually the God of Light?!!"

Conan grabbed his hair with both hands and uttered an extremely broken voice, even crying in despair:

"I thought he was a senior cadre of Black Organization! I even thought about using Professor Agasa's anesthetic needle to shoot Light Giant, who can tear meteorites apart with his hands?"

Gaia paid no attention to the elementary school student at his feet whose heart was broken due to "failure of reasoning".

The fifty-meter-long Supreme Gaia lowered his head and looked at the small Space Beast on the ground that was so scared that it had completely frozen and was smaller than his own ankles.

Gaia His arms suddenly crossed in front of his chest, and then spread horizontally to both sides!

The high-heat red photon energy is instantly compressed to the extreme!

"[Photon Stream]!!!"

A red-blue destructive light that was more dazzling than Sun poured down like a waterfall and hit the poor Space Beast head-on!

There was no earth-shattering explosion. Space Beast's body directly emitted a burst of "hissing" white smoke and was completely evaporated into nothingness!

The cannon hits the mosquitoes quickly and efficiently.

The breeze blew, and the deep mountains and old forests regained their tranquility, as if the terrifying monster had never appeared.

"Uh-huh."

With a flash of light, Lin Xiao released its transformation and fell steadily back to the grass.

"Bata."

Not far away, the anesthesia watch in Conan's hand completely slipped off. His knees softened, and he knelt weakly on the grass, looking at Lin Xiao with dull eyes, and murmuring in a daze:

"There is only one truth... the truth is that I am an idiot..."

Just then

"Wow ah ah ah!!! So handsome!!!"

The three real primary school students who were hiding behind the tree and shivering just now - Ayumi Yoshida, Genta Kojima and Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya, not only did not have any fear at this moment, but their eyes lit up like kilowatt light bulbs. They rushed over with great fanaticism like three small cannonballs and hugged Lin Xiao's thigh!

"Big brother! You are the Ultraman Gaia who crushed the meteorite on TV, right?!" Genta Kojima was so excited that his mouth almost drooled.

"It's so awesome! It turned into such a big giant in one swipe! It fired lasers and killed the monsters in one swipe!" Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya took out a small book with admiration, "Brother, can you sign it for me?! Just sign it on my detective badge!"

"Big brother feels so safe~ When Ayumi Yoshida grows up, can he marry big brother?" Ayumi Yoshida's face turned red and she raised her head in an infatuated manner.

Looking at these three "real elementary school students", not only did they not feel that they were against common sense, but they were actually excited.

Conan Edogawa, who was kneeling next to him, stretched out his hand in despair:

"Hey!!! How about you three having some scientific knowledge!!!"

"A living human suddenly turns into a fifty-meter giant! Where does his mass come from?! Where is the law of conservation of energy?! Don't you think this is outrageous and scary at all?! Why do you accept it so quickly!!!"

It's a pity that in this world, in the eyes of children, only "Ultraman is so handsome when he beats little Monster", and there is no place for Newton at all.

"Hahaha, you can sign, just get married, you are too young."

Lin Xiao dealt with this group of young fans extremely skillfully, touched their little heads, and signed his name in Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya's book.

Seeing Conan's pitiful appearance with his outlook and self-confidence shattered at the same time, Ai Haibara pushed up his sunglasses, walked up to him, and said venomously:

"I've told you before, great detective. In this world, there are some powers that you can't deduce in your lifetime. Now, do you still want to investigate his background?"

"..."

Professor Agasa next to him found that everyone was safe and he breathed a long sigh of relief.

But when he lowered his head, he saw Conan kneeling on the grass, his eyes lost their brightness, as if his soul had left his body.

"Oops! New...Conan-kun, what's going on?!" Professor Agasa was startled, "Are you injured? Or are you scared? Why do you have this expression?"

Ai Haibara glanced at Conan with his half-moon eyes, and his tone was murderous:

"It's nothing serious, doctor."

"He was just sadly attending the funerals of Newton and Einstein, and by the way, he was carrying out a dimension reduction and strike-level transcendence in his career as a famous detective."

"Huh?" Professor Agasa's head was full of questions, and he couldn't understand what this genius little girl was talking about.

Just then.

"Swish-swish--!"

Suddenly there was a burst of rapid and panicked footsteps in the bushes ahead.

Accompanied by the sound of branches being roughly pushed aside, a sweaty man wearing a jacket rushed out of the deep forest, panting!

"You..."

At this time, Lin Xiao also stopped and turned to look at the man who suddenly emerged from the woods.

Messy short hair, a weathered and tired face, and the old Single-Lens Camera hanging on his chest...

Lin Xiao's pupils shrank slightly.

A memory engraved in the tokusatsu DNA wakes up in my mind instantly!

"Fuck!! Jun Himeya?!!"

"Nexus?!!!"

Lin Xiao felt numb all over. He was still wondering just now, how could the extremely disgusting Space Beast from the set of <Ultraman Nexus> appear for no reason in this wonderful world of daily dramas and comics.

The reason for the co-authorship is that the big brother's exclusive villain force was refreshed along with it!

Looking at the ultimate tough guy in front of him who was tortured in the original work and fought with his life as a consumable, Lin Xiao couldn't help but feel a strong respect in his heart.

A friendly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, Earth Flow walked over very familiarly, and patted Jun Himeya on the shoulder:

"It's so dangerous to run around deep in the mountains and forests."

Lin Xiao looked at him and asked casually like an enthusiastic citizen doing his own business, "Brother, you are sweating profusely. What do you do?"

As soon as this statement came out.

Jun Himeya was stunned.

Conan Edogawa, who was still kneeling on the ground doubting his life, heard Lin Xiao's question and the corners of his mouth twitched violently twice.

Conan's occupational disease and observation ability, belonging to a famous detective, broke out in an extremely disappointing manner at this moment. He roared and complained crazily in his heart:

"... Hey!!! He has such a big work badge with "Tokyo Metropolitan News" hanging around his neck! He is also holding a Single-Lens Camera with a telephoto lens in his hand!!!"

"You can even guess with your toes that he is a reporter or photographer!!!"

"You are a god who can transform into a fifty-meter man and kill alien monsters instantly... don't you even have the most basic observation and reasoning abilities?"

Conan was almost hurt from holding it in. But out of fear of the "40,000-ton god", he wisely swallowed these complaints back into his stomach.

"I... I am a reporter. My name is Jun Himeya."

Jun Himeya Although I also felt that this question was a bit redundant, I still answered honestly, "I was tracking the disappearance case in the mountains recently and followed some strange shadows to find this place..."

He looked at Lin Xiao complicatedly and lowered his voice. "That red giant just now... was you, right?"

"Well, it's me."

Lin Xiao admitted happily, and then quietly injected a weak and warm Light of Gaia into Jun Himeya's body, helping him relieve the fatigue of tracking monsters for days:

"That monster that looks like a sewer sperm has been completely impressed by me. You probably won't be able to get any exclusive news today."

Feeling the extremely warm and vast energy pouring into his body, a trace of extreme shock and peace flashed in Jun Himeya's tired eyes.

At this moment, [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] in Lin Xiao's mind was also completely fried because of the name "Jun Himeya".

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Holy shit, shit, shit, shit!!! Brother Quan?! It's really Brother Quan!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "@All members! Brothers! This is the ultimate tough guy who is famous in the tokusatsu world! In the original work, in order to protect mankind, he has been chased as a monster by the defense team. He drags his seriously injured body and vomits blood every day to fight Space Beast. He is simply the highest definition of beauty, strength and misery!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Dear the group leader! Now that brother-in-law has appeared on your territory, you must not let him go down the old path of loneliness and torture again! If you don't protect him, I will bite you along the network cable!"

Seeing the tragic deeds of Kaguya going crazy on Amway Jun Himeya in the group, the big guys in the group also stood in awe.

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "You are not understood by the world Human Order, but you are still dragging your body to protect the light in the dark night... a warrior worthy of respect."

[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "It turns out that he is also the successor of light! Senior Lin Xiao, please help him!"

Seeing the angry comments in the group, Lin Xiao nodded in agreement.

[He Is Simply God]: "Don't worry, in my territory, he will never bleed again in this life."

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