The minister crawled into the living room and knelt down beside the coffee table.
Lin Xiao looked at the middle-aged man who was covered in cold sweat. "Aren't you the highest officer of the Disaster Response Department? Why, Yapool has come back to life again to contact you?"
"It's not that red-skinned idiot! It's a human! It's the top brass of the Human Defense Force who are crazy!"
Minister Native was so anxious that he slapped his thigh, opened his briefcase, took out a document with a top secret red stamp, and handed it to Lin Xiao respectfully:
"Lord God, look at this!"
"This morning, the top secret defense team members called TLT suddenly parachuted into our department. I originally thought they were just here to inspect the work, but..."
The minister swallowed, his voice trembling, as if he was telling a terrifying story that could destroy the universe:
"It turns out that the manager named Matsunaga, after watching the video of you killing Space Beast! Not only did he not feel grateful to you, but he felt that your power was too out of control!"
"He actually issued the highest order! Order Night Raiders to take the opportunity to capture your "human body" the next time Monster appears! They want to capture you back and use it to study the power of light and create humans' own biological weapons!!!"
"Lord God! They are seeking their own death! When I heard this plan in the conference room, I was so frightened that I almost changed back to my original shape on the spot!
You must not sink the entire Japan archipelago in a rage because of the suicide attempts of these idiot executives!!!"
Minister Native complained angrily to his new boss's death-seeking behavior, fearing that Lin Xiao would be unhappy and implicate his anger on these "law-abiding" bugs.
"..."
After listening to this "real-name whistleblower", I burst into tears and touched my heart.
The living room fell into dead silence for ten seconds.
Later.
"Pfft--hahahahahaha!!!"
Lin Xiao couldn't hold it in anymore, and almost spit out a mouthful of water. He held his stomach on the sofa and the Batman Who Laughs couldn't stop!
"Catch me? Do experiments on living subjects?! Hahahaha! Who the hell came up with this brilliant idea!!!"
Looking at Lin Xiao, who was laughing so hard on the sofa, Minister Native, who was kneeling next to the coffee table, swallowed, and a trace of fierceness flashed in his eyes.
As the current supreme leader of Native Race, he now has the heads of the entire clan pinned to the belt of the great god Lin Xiao.
If the new boss commits suicide and angers Gaia, what if Gaia gets so angry that he and his group of "good people" get slapped together?
"Lord Kami!"
Native Minister gritted his teeth, made a "wiping his neck" gesture in an extremely cruel and vicious manner, lowered his voice and suggested:
"Since these ignorant high-level humans dare to have such disrespectful thoughts towards you, keeping them here will sooner or later be a disaster!"
"Do you want... our Native Race to strike first? I will send people to sneak into the TLT base tonight and take down all their top brass without anyone noticing!"
Hearing this suggestion, Lin Xiao gradually stopped laughing. He raised his eyebrows and looked at the alien bug in a suit and tie in front of him playfully:
"Oh? Are you so sure?"
"TLT Defense Force is not an ordinary security company. The laser weapons and fighter jets they have in hand to deal with Space Beast are not weak in firepower.
If you attack by force, aren't you worried about exposing your true identity as Native? Once you reveal your true colors in front of humans, the legal identity you have finally established will be completely destroyed."
Faced with Lin Xiao's doubts, Minister Native not only did not flinch, but confidently pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Please rest assured, Lord God! We will never reveal our identity as aliens!"
Native Minister straightened his back proudly, with a strong "scientific research giant" aura in his tone:
"To be honest, before you come, in order to protect ourselves in this dangerous world, and to fight against the hostile Worm that may appear at any time..."
"Our department has devoted all its scientific research efforts, combined with the most cutting-edge technology on earth, to develop a perfect set of [individual combat weapons]!"
"As long as we put on this weapon, we can not only have the ultimate speed beyond the speed of sound, but also perfectly disguise ourselves as human high-tech armor, and our true identity will never be exposed!"
"..."
Hearing this, Lin Xiao paused slightly at the tea cup he was playing with.
"Secret weapon?"
Lin Xiao's dark eyes flashed with a hint of astonishment.
Wait...Native? A supersonic individual armor weapon developed to counter Worm?
A long-lasting tokusatsu DNA memory exploded like lightning in Lin Xiao's mind!
"Fuck... you can't, right?"
Lin Xiao stared at the confident face of Minister Native: "What's the name of the secret weapon you developed...?"
I saw Minister Native opening the interlayer of his briefcase with great solemnity, taking out a red Kabuto Beetle metal machinery drawing with complex patterns printed on it, and respectfully handed it to Lin Xiao with both hands.
"Report to the gods!"
Minister Native proudly announced loudly:
"We named it--[Kamen Rider System]!!!"
"..."
"..."
Lin Xiao patted the minister on the shoulder with a complex expression. "You bunch of bugs, if you don't act like villains... it will really be hard for you."
"It is our Native's honor to be able to share the worries of God!"
The minister thought that Lin Xiao was praising him, and his face flushed with excitement. "Sir! As long as you say a word, we will go out tonight to arrest that Matsunaga manager!"
"Stop it!"
Lin Xiao was startled and quickly stopped this lawless and dangerous suggestion. "I am a serious Ultra Warrior, not a gang boss Gotham City! Stop playing that trick with me!"
"Huh?" Minister Native was stunned, holding the briefcase in his hand at a loss, "Then... then we won't care about the senior officials of TLT who want to arrest you for experiments?"
"Never mind."
Lin Xiao leaned back on the sofa, picked up the ice water on the table and took a sip, with a calm and casual look in his dark eyes:
"When you go back, you should go to work, drink tea, and continue to be your "double agent" and a good citizen."
"As for those high-level humans who don't know whether to live or die..."
Lin Xiao spread his hands indifferently. "If a few ants are having a meeting in the nest and discussing how to catch an erupting active volcano alive tomorrow, will you go and flatten the ant nest in advance because of fear?"
Hearing this metaphor that is extremely impactful in terms of dimensionality reduction,
Minister Native and Ai Haibara next to him were both stunned for a moment.
"No need to worry about them."
Lin Xiao yawned, his tone full of laziness:
"If they are willing to study it, let them study it. If they really have the guts to come to me with Tranquilizer Gun and the containment network..."
"When the time comes, I will personally teach them what a real miracle is."
Looking at Lin Xiao's speech which was so smooth yet so satisfying.
The worries in Minister Native's heart disappeared instantly, replaced by a kind of ultimate worship and fanaticism!
"Yes! I understand! God-sama is indeed a god!"
The minister kowtowed excitedly. "That villain, go back and continue to lurk! If those idiots really make an arrest plan, the villain will definitely send you their road map as soon as possible!"
"Go ahead and close the door."
"Yes! Good night, Lord God!"
With the slight sound of the door closing, the alien undercover agent who came to deliver information and drawings left the apartment with satisfaction like an outstanding social animal who had completed his KPIs.
As the door closed, silence returned to the living room.
Ai Haibara sat opposite, looking at Lin Xiao, his half-moon eyes narrowed slightly. "I thought you would take over the secret organization called TLT."
"Why take over them? I don't have a collecting habit like Batman."
Lin Xiao stood up, stretched out, and looked at the deep night sky outside the window:
"As long as that TLT Defense Force doesn't mess with me and the people around me, I won't bother to care."