Lin Xiao looked at the two jokers speechlessly. "All right, all right. Seeing how you two hit it off so well, the peace of the other worlds will depend on you two 'outstanding employees' from now on."
The moment he finished speaking.
Whoosh!
A yellow afterimage, carrying a gust of wind, teleported without warning right between them!
Saitama, who had seemed utterly uninterested just moments ago, now had his originally unfocused dead-fish eyes widened unbelievably wide, like two giant lightbulbs!
He stared fixedly at the vial in Jircniv's hand.
"Did you... just say the words... 'hair growth'?!"
"Is it this potion?! Will drinking it make hair grow back? Does it, does it really work?!!!"
The bald man before them suddenly radiated such terrifying physical pressure that he could have hurled the entire Great Tomb of Nazarick's crust into the sky in a second!
"Eekaaahhh!!" Jircniv's hand trembled in fright, and he nearly threw it away.
The soul fire within Ainz's skull flickered wildly as he staggered back and explained tremblingly, "M-Mr. Saitama! Please calm down! This is only a follicle-reactivation potion for ordinary humans! There's a high chance it won't work on you at all!!"
"How could this be..."
As though all strength had been drained from him, Saitama instantly seemed to lose all color. He dejectedly squatted on the ridge between the fields and began drawing circles, his back as bleak as a fallen leaf in the autumn wind.
Meanwhile.
The [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] in Lin Xiao's mind had already become a sea of laughter over the absurd spectacle of "the world's highest rulers conspiring to avoid inspections" and "a bald man desperately seeking hair."
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahahahaha!!! I can't take it anymore! Somebody hold me up! I'm going to laugh myself unconscious!!!"