Lin Xiao's eyes widened, and he sucked in a sharp breath. "Holy shit! This guy's still at the very start of episode one! His damn transformation device hasn't even flown over to him yet!"
This was the ultimate public humiliation across the multiverse: "The official product hasn't even shipped, but the bootleg's already been unboxed and reviewed!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft-hahahahahaha!!! I can't!!!"
Kaguya's keen anime radar instantly picked up on this hilariously absurd logical snag. She rolled around laughing in the chat, mercilessly rubbing salt in the wound:
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "You're killing me! Group admin! The real owner spent seven whole years waiting and still hasn't gotten his transformation device, but the villains on your side whipped up an identical one for you overnight!!!"
[He Is Simply God]: "Ahem... well, Brother Tendou, don't get worked up just yet."
[He Is Simply God]: "Let me make one thing clear first: I didn't steal this from you. A bunch of indigenous inhabitants in our world called 'Natives' made it overnight and offered it to me as a self-defense tool, hoping to stay alive by being good citizens. You could call it a perfect one-to-one replica, specially supplied for me."
Faced with this sort of "NTR" remark that would have sent an ordinary person over the edge.
Tendou Souji, in the Kamen Rider world, instead curled his lips into an exceedingly arrogant smile.
He picked up a cup of black coffee from the table and elegantly typed a classic, utterly in-character line of swagger into the chat:
[The Man Who Walks the Path of Heaven and Rules Over All]: "Grandmother once said: no matter how closely a counterfeit imitates the original, it can never steal the radiance of the true sun."
[The Man Who Walks the Path