In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 306

I Just Wanted to See That Look on Tendou Souji's Face

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"Ahem! Ahem!"

Tendou Souji had a dark face, coughed hard twice, and forced his way into the crowd, separating Lin Xiao from his two sisters like a human-shaped security door.

He crossed his arms, looked down at Lin Xiao, and coldly squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth:

"Early in the morning, there was a strange gravitational pull like a greenhouse heater??"

Tendou's eyes were full of murderous intent. "It's time to call it a day. Mysterious foreign guest, shouldn't you... be ready to set off?"

The implication is: You giant Buddha, get out of here! Stop harming my cabbage!

However, instead of being angry, Lin Xiao smiled and reached out to touch Tendou Juka's head. He took the cup of warm brown rice tea from the little girl's hand and took a slow sip.

"Yes, it's definitely time to say goodbye."

Lin Xiao put down the tea cup, faced the eyes of Tendou Juka and Hiyori that dimmed instantly, and spoke gently:

"Tokyo's trouble has been completely solved, and my vacation is almost over. Next, I have to go "travel" somewhere else."

"Hey?!"

Tendou Juka and Hiyori were suddenly startled, and the eyes of the two girls instantly filled with deep reluctance and loss.

"Are you leaving now? Brother Lin Xiao..." Tendou Juka pulled on his sleeve and refused to let go, pouting so much that a bottle of oil could hang on his mouth.

"Shibuya There are many fun places that I haven't taken you to, and my brother hasn't cooked you the most luxurious French meal yet..."

Tendou:?????

Hiyori also lowered his head, clutching his apron tightly with his fingers, his voice soft and sad:

"Are you going to travel so soon? Will you come back to Tokyo in the future?"

Seeing the two girls' pleading expressions on the verge of tears, Tendou Souji's mood was extremely complicated.

While I felt sorry for my sister, I also wished that this 40,000-ton god would disappear as soon as possible.

However, just when Tendou Souji thought that this plague god was finally leaving his world,

Lin Xiao turned his head, facing Tendou's vigilant gaze, and a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth that was not too big to watch the excitement:

"Don't be sad, Tendou Juka, Hiyori."

Lin Xiao blinked and slowly threw a king bomb:

"As for me, I like to travel and wander around."

"Furthermore, Brother Tendou's craftsmanship is so good, I have unilaterally regarded Brother Tendou as my best relative and friend in this universe. So--"

Lin Xiao patted Tendou's stiff shoulder and smiled like a spring breeze:

"Don't worry, I will come back "frequently" to see Brother Tendou whenever I have time during my travels."

Tendou Souji:"..."

The air solidified in this second!

Tendou felt as if he had been hit in the head by petrified True Magic, and his eyes slowly turned to Lin Xiao's handsome face that was harmless to humans and animals.

Come back to see me often?!

Who the hell needs you to visit me often!!

Are you here to see me?! You are obviously just jealous of my sister calling you Sun, hungry for the feast I cooked, and watching me get so angry that I vomited blood!!!

"Yeah--!!"

Before Tendou yelled out the curse words, Tendou Juka next to him was already jumping three feet high with joy, holding Hiyori's hand and cheering:

"That's great! Big brother must come back often! Sister Hiyori and I will supervise him and prepare the best full set of dishes every time for you to come back!!"

Hiyori finally broke through tears and smiled, with a slightly red cheek and nodded. "Well... no matter when you come back, the doors of the Bistro restaurant and Tendou House will always be open for you."

Tendou Souji:"..."

And in [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] in Lin Xiao's mind, the holographic public screen has already been completely flooded by laughing barrages!

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Pfft hahahahahaha!!!" Come back often to see Tendou"!! I can't stand it anymore, my stomach hurts so much hahaha!!"

Kaguya was rolling with laughter and frantically took screenshots of Tendou Souji's handsome face as black as the bottom of a pot:

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "The lifelong exclusive negative curse of King Bi was born - "God's Regular Home Visit"! Brother Tendou's current expression is simply delicious!!"

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "The look in Brother Tendou's eyes... I feel like I'm going to have a duel with the group leader in the next second!"

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Haha, we have legally established a high-dimensional anchor point in the name of "visiting friends". You can enjoy the delicious food when you enter, and you can admire the heart-breaking heroism of Tendou when you retreat. The group leader's attack on the psychological defense line is really unfathomable."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]:"..."

"Okay, everyone, it's really time to go."

After being satisfied with the "regular torture" debuff on Tendou, Lin Xiao smiled and picked up the double-layered high-end lunch box with a pink girl's heart bow.

He took two steps back and stood under the mottled shade of the Tendou House courtyard.

"Lin Xiao brother, have a nice trip!"

"Lin Xiao brother, be careful on the road, you must come again!"

Tendou Juka and Hiyori reluctantly waved goodbye, Kagami bowed honestly and sincerely, and... Tendou Souji gritted his molars and looked at him with his eyes, wishing he could beat this guy ten thousand times.

Lin Xiao waved his hand to everyone coolly:

"See you later, everyone."

"Tendou Brother, remember to pickle the mackerel in advance for next time."

"Buzz--"

An imperceptible halo of void light swayed from the feet of Lin Xiao.

The space laws of nature flowed quietly, and Lin Xiao's whole person seemed to be integrated into the golden morning light, disappearing from everyone's sight in an instant.

Only a refreshing breeze was left, blowing the rustling leaves in the courtyard.

Tendou Souji stood on the steps of the entrance hall, staring at the place where Lin Xiao disappeared, taking a deep breath, and then another.

A long time.

The king of Kamen Rider world slowly raised his head, looked up at the blue cloudless sky, and squeezed out a deep and weak murmur from between his teeth:

"...Grandmother once said."

"The most difficult disasters in the world to prevent... often have a harmless smile on their face."

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