In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 312

Don't underestimate the bond between us

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Weekend, Chiba Prefecture apartment.

Lin Xiao stood in front of the closet, looking at the mediocre casual clothes inside, and fell into deep thought for ten minutes.

The Tokyo Bay and "Ragnarok" cruise ships we are going to board tonight are definitely no less dangerous than waltzing with Gatanothor's tentacles. If we wear ordinary clothes, not only will we not be able to hold on for a while, but if a physical conflict breaks out in the Shura Field, we won't even have any protective gear.

Just when Lin Xiao was frowning, [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] suddenly made a "ding" sound in his mind.

[Ding! Group member "Dark Knight of Gotham" sent you an exclusive red envelope!]

With a thought in mind, Lin Xiao clicked on the red envelope. Following a flash of blue light with a strong sense of technology, a black suitcase with matte absorbing coating and full of heavy industrial aesthetics fell out of thin air on Lin Xiao's bed.

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "In view of the extremely complex social confrontation you will face, I called Wayne Industries, the highest security level Special Agent Gear.

Inside is a set of high-end Tuxedo customized for you. It is not only bulletproof, fireproof and stab-proof, but also has a bone conduction micro earphone hidden in the left collar. There is a pair of "AR Micro-Expression Analysis Contact Lenses" in the mezzanine."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Put it on. Since this is a high-dimensional social intelligence war, as tactical advisors, we will never let you fight alone."

In order to cope with tonight's ultimate Shura field, four men, Lin Xiao, Batman, Aizen and Lelouch, secretly established a small private chat group of [Cruise Ship Tactical Command Room] behind the back of a large group.

However, less than a minute after this private group was established, a certain hardcore Internet addict girl was like a cat that smelled something fishy.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]Apply to join.

After being rejected, Kaguya directly called Lin Xiao privately and started the ultimate offensive of "crying, making trouble, and hanging himself".

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Woooooo! Leader of the group, please take me with you! I promise not to cause trouble! I am also a girl, and I can provide the most accurate analysis of female psychology! Take me, take me, take me!!"

Under Kaguya's more than ten minutes of bombardment with emojis and persistent pleas, Lin Xiao couldn't bear the disturbance. She thought that there would be multiple female perspective cheats, so she reluctantly pressed the agree button.

An hour later, Tokyo Bay, top private cruise terminal.

The hundreds of meters long "Artemis" Luxury Cruise Ship quietly docked at the port. Lin Xiao stepped onto the deck wearing the perfectly tailored black high-cut Tuxedo that made his tall and tall figure look like a noble in the dark night.

[The Absolute Obedience King]: "The communication access is normal. Lin Xiao, I will be responsible for the overall micro-expression and tactical deduction."

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Haha, leave it to me in terms of psychology and language induction. This is much more fun than teasing a whole family."

Standing on the deck, Lin Xiao took a deep breath.

Ahead, Haruno Yukinoshita, wearing a gorgeous dress, came up to Sayuri Sawamura with a smile on his arm.

"Oh my, Lin Xiao is so handsome tonight~" Haruno smiled sweetly and threw out the test trap very naturally:

"But did you come alone? Didn't my good sister come with you? Do you think your trip was in vain?"

Lin Xiao remained calm on the surface, but Lelouch's calm instructions instantly sounded in the headphones.

[The Absolute Obedience King]: "Attention, this is a typical inducement trap. Do not answer directly about the whereabouts of Yukino, that is a minefield. Ignore this question and use praise to the environment and themselves to reverse the initiative!"

Lin Xiao immediately showed a watertight and calm smile:

"Miss Haruno is joking. The cruise ship is so luxurious and elegant. It is a worthwhile trip to see Miss Haruno and Mrs. Sayuri in such radiant figures."

"Oh? Your mouth is quite sweet." Haruno covered his mouth and chuckled, but the vigilance in his eyes became deeper.

Just then.

Kaguya Shinomiya wore a dark red backless haute couture evening dress customized overnight by France's top workshop. Accompanied by Ai Hayasaka, she stepped onto the deck like a queen patrolling her territory.

Kaguya saw the handsome Lin Xiao at a glance. She raised her delicate chin high and walked over like a proud white swan. Her eyes showed three parts of arrogance, three parts of expectation and four parts of reserve.

"Miss Shinomiya, good evening." Lin Xiao greeted with a smile.

Kaguya snorted softly, "Let's just give in to tonight's cruise. I, Shinomiya Family, was just invited to see what the standard of your civilian party is."

In the headphones, Aizen's deep soul-insighting voice sounded leisurely:

[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Lin Xiao, pay attention to her breathing rate. When she is close to you, her breathing speeds up by 15%. Her eyes stay on you and then quickly move away."

[Ruler of Las Noches]:"This is a typical defense mechanism of "expecting to be praised but extremely saving face".

According to her words, there is no need to praise the dress, praise the Ruby necklace on her neck, that is the source of her confidence tonight."

Lin Xiao's eyes moved slightly, and his eyes fell precisely on the bright Ruby between Kaguya's white collarbones, and his voice was gentle:

"Miss Shinomiya is too modest. However, compared to the luxury of this cruise ship, the Ruby necklace Miss Shinomiya is wearing tonight is a perfect match for your beautiful crimson eyes. The light even overshadows the Tokyo Bay night view."

"Boom--!"

Kaguya Shinomiya's highly intelligent brain suddenly went down!

That Leng Ao and beautiful little face suddenly turned red to the roots of her ears at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Guess, you have some sense!"

Ai Hayasaka behind him looked at Lin Xiao in horror, roaring crazily in his heart: When did Lord God activate this ultimate Sea King skill that is always accurate?! The eldest lady was instantly killed in one turn!!

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