Before Tony could put his newly ignited enthusiasm into action, a series of system prompts popped up in the chat group, completely blowing up the entire public screen.
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Forget it if you don't fight, I'll give you something nice to look at."
[Ding! Group member "The Shut-In Princess of Eientei" uploaded a large group file - "The Complete Iron Man Chronicle: From Afghanistan cave to Endgame"!]
Immediately afterwards, there were several paid encrypted compressed packages with extremely strange styles hanging below:
[Ding! Group member "The Shut-In Princess of Eientei" uploaded the paid exclusive attachment "Iron Man and Batman·Top Secret Collection Special DLC"! Price: 500 points!]
[Ding! Group member "The Shut-In Princess of Eientei" uploaded a paid exclusive attachment - "The Billionaire's Midnight Secret: Anti-Iron Man Armor's Special Posture Research"! Price: 888 points!]
There was silence on the public screen.
All the group members looked at the paid documents that were heavily mosaiced and made people's eyelids jump just by looking at the titles, with question marks all over their heads.
After all, in the eyes of the whole group, the brain circuit of this squatting princess from Gensokyo has never been normal. Tenten is spreading two-dimensional spiritual pollution in the group. God knows what kind of crazy hole is buried in it.
Except for a hot-blooded idiot with a big nerve.
[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Wow! Is this the super powerful secret technique in Uncle Tony's world?! It looks so powerful! I happened to save some life-changing points, let me buy one and have a look."
In Konoha, Naruto was excitedly preparing to press the "confirm points deduction" purchase button.
[He Is Simply God]:"Naruto, stop immediately! Move your hand away from the purchase button!!"
In the Chiba Prefecture activity room, Lin Xiao was so frightened that he almost spit out the tea in his mouth, and let out a hoarse roar in the group to stop him.
Just kidding! Naruto is still an underage ninja! If he really wants to kill him, Naruto Uzumaki's childhood will be completely contaminated in a way that cannot be washed away!
As the main character, Tony Stark looked at the words on the light screen with a look of confusion on his face.
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "Wait?! Isn't this the personal story of this genius?! Why is there paid content at the end? And why is the cover so thickly mosaic?!"
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "That guy named Kaguya! What kind of shameful private goods did you put in the back of my file?!"
Faced with the questioning, Kaguya not only showed no guilt at all, but directly activated the Gol·D·Gol D. Roger mode in the group, putting his hands on his hips and laughing arrogantly:
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Jie Jie Jie Jie! Do you want to know? Go ahead and buy it if you want! I put all the supreme treasures in the world... all in those encrypted files!!"
Lin Xiao The veins on his forehead were beating wildly, and he typed a line of red letters indifferently:
[He Is Simply God]: "...Kaguya, tell the truth. If you confess within three seconds, you will be lenient, otherwise you will be served with a 24-hour luxury banning package."
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Tsk! The group leader is really a tyrant who doesn't understand taste, it's boring~"
Seeing the ban stick hanging above his head, Kaguya curled his lips, and finally typed an explanation on the public screen in an extremely perfunctory and even righteous manner:
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Okay, okay, let's just explain it... Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just [Iron Man and Batman's high-definition fan fiction R18 pure love book] that I bought from Akihabara before~ (Put your hands together and stick out your tongue. GIF)"
Quiet.
Deathly silence.
At this moment, the time law of the entire multiverse seemed to have completely stopped in an instant!
[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]:"????"
[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]:"?????"
[A man who follows the Way of Heaven and is in charge of everything]: "????"
[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]:"..."
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]:"..."
Fuyuki City's Emiya Shirou was petrified on the spot in front of the stove, and the kitchen knife in his hand "clanged" on the chopping board. Shibuya's Tendou Souji gritted his back molars and closed his mouth completely.
Victory Team Daigo in the command room was even more flushed, his outlook was devastated, and he even began to doubt whether the "power of light" could purify this level of mental toxins!
As for Tony Stark, he didn't realize at first that "book" was an oriental word.
He frowned and woke up the AI:
"J.A.R.V.I.S., do a deep search on what "book" means in East Asian internet slang."
"Okay, sir... the search has been completed."
J.A.R.V.I.S.'s mechanically synthesized voice paused for an extremely rare half-second at this second, and for the first time there was a trace of sympathy in his tone:
"Sir, according to the definition of East Asian Culture Database, "book" usually refers to adult erotic comics without official authorization.
"Pfft cough
Tony's whole body felt as if he had been violently penetrated by high-voltage electricity on the spot. He jumped up from the sofa, his stomach was churning, and his face instantly turned as green as if he had swallowed ten Hulks alive!
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "What the hell... I just asked J.A.R.V.I.S.! Is that??? is that kind of thing?!!"
Tony screamed in the group in a heart-rending, almost vomiting scream:
[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "Ugh... I and that dark bat monster?! Two unshaven middle-aged uncles getting together?! How many tons of unprocessed nuclear waste do you have in your head?!"
Gotham City, inside the cold and dark Batcave.
Bruce·Wayne was sitting in front of the computer, looking at the text on the screen, his cold and iron-like jaw muscles twitching crazily.
[Dark Knight of Gotham]:"..."
Batman pressed the tactical console firmly. For the first time in his life, in the depths of his extremely calm tactical thinking, overwhelming murderous intent and regret emerged--
He began to think very seriously: Why is the group owner of Myriad Worlds Chat Group not himself?!
If he had administrator rights, he would definitely execute a cross-dimensional permanent data erasure program on this porn-mouthed Internet-addicted rabbit within tenths of a second!
Chiba Prefecture, Sobu High School top-floor activity building.
In the luxurious Presidential Suite, Yukino Yukinoshita, who was sipping tea with his head down, suddenly froze.
As a perennial diver in the chat group, Yukino naturally saw this "Iron Man Batman fanfic" farce that exploded in the group at this moment.
"Click."
Yukino slowly put down the Bone China tea cup.
Deep in those ice-blue eyes, an extremely cold murderous intention that was even more piercing than a snowstorm slowly surged.
She turned her head expressionlessly, her eyes like two ice blades dipped in cold poison, falling resentfully on the face of Lin Xiao who was slumped on the sofa:
"...Lin Xiao-kun."
Yukino's voice was eerily calm:
"It seems that your subordinates... are not only keen on cross-dimensional crimes, but they even openly sell this kind of vile and obscene yellow waste as group chat assets."
Although Ai Hayasaka next to him couldn't see the group chat, he looked at Yukino's terrifying aura that was ready to draw a knife at any time, and he was so frightened that he quickly took two steps back.
Lin Xiao:"..."
Lin Xiao was sitting on the sofa, sweat pouring down his back, and his whole body was completely numb.
This damn person is sitting at home, and the pot comes flying from Gensokyo!
"There is no other way... the group rules cannot be abolished and Kamui cannot be insulted."
Lin Xiao took a deep breath with an expressionless face, without even a millisecond of hesitation, directly called up the group leader panel, and hit it with a heavy hammer backhand!
[System prompt: Group member "The Shut-In Princess of Eientei" is suspected of spreading serious harmful and illegal information and has been banned for 24 hours!]
[Ding! The illegal paid files have been forcibly deleted by the system!]
In Gensokyo Eientei, Kaguya was preparing to continue the carnival on the keyboard. The screen instantly turned into a dead gray, and a huge [forbidden] sign floated above his head. He was so angry that he scratched his head crazily on the tatami and screamed.
The public screen of the chat group finally ushered in the long-lost peace.
Lin Xiao rubbed his temples that were beating wildly, leaned weakly on the back of the sofa, and let out a long, hopeless sigh at the ceiling:
"The world... is finally quiet."