In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 335

Iron Man: Spoilers Feel So Damn Good

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Tony Stark was wearing an ordinary black racer vest,

Above the giant holographic Projection platform that was tens of meters wide in front of him, there was a huge space-based defense network model composed of thousands of micro-satellites and energy-gathering railguns suspended—

[Near-Earth Orbit Sky Curtain·Alien Fleet Annihilation Array (code: Anti-Chitauri Defense Line)]!

In the upper right corner of Tony's retina, [Myriad Worlds Chat Group]'s holographic live broadcast room has been quietly installed by him.

[Ding! Group member "New York's Richest and Smartest" has started the group live broadcast - "Catching a blind wild Nick Fury alive"!]

Lin Xiao, Batman, Aizen, Shirou and others took their places on time, and the small benches in the front row were set up.

Kaguya, who was banned for 24 hours, was so anxious that he sent the [cat is crazy] emoticon on Lin Xiao's private chat interface.

"Dip--" The laboratory's intelligent defense system was silently cut off by some kind of backdoor tampering.

The next second. In the shadow of the darkest corner of the laboratory, a bald man wearing a large black ankle-length leather trench coat so dark that he could almost blend into the night stepped out majestically.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Director--Nick Fury!

Beside him, the top agent Black Widow, dressed in a smart black tight-fitting tactical uniform and with red hair as dazzling as flames, was pressing his hands on the Glock pistol at his waist, his eyes alert and cold.

"You think you're special, don't you, Mr. Stark?"

Nick Fury raised his chin slightly, and his remaining single eye flashed with a deep and oppressive sense of controlling the global underground intelligence network.

A voice full of magnetism and majesty echoed in the empty basement, ready to say the famous line he had rehearsed countless times:

"You think you're the only super--"

However! The king of secret agents has not even finished the first half of the epic pretentious opening line that can be called Hollywood blockbuster level!

Tony Stark, who was sitting on the revolving swivel chair, suddenly turned around expressionlessly.

I saw that Tony didn't even look at the two cold agents' faces, but slowly lifted up a golden-haired, round-eyes-winking... ordinary Chinese pastoral orange cat from his arms.

Tony stretched out his hands and raised the fat orange cat high above his head, facing Nick Fury's one eye, and even imitated the cat's voice in a despicable manner:

"Meow~~~"

"!!" "Click!!"

Nick Fury, who was originally cold and deep, like the emperor of the night, saw that furry cat face clearly within 0.01 seconds!

The hair on this ninth-level agent leader who is in charge of the world's most powerful agent organization suddenly stood up!

His shiny black face turned pale as a sheet of fright in an instant, and he rolled backwards with a "swish" and took five giant steps!

"Draw your gun! Back up! Natasha Back up quickly!!"

Nick Fury even nervously pulled out the pistol from his waist and held it against the yawning orange cat!

Black Widow Natasha standing nearby. "????"

Natasha's hand holding the gun froze in mid-air. He turned his head and glanced at his director. His whole person was confused and confused: Sir?

When you face a ten-pound kitten that's still licking its paws, why do you draw your gun and step back five meters?

In Tony's head chat group, everyone was dumbfounded.

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Hahahahaha! Why is that dark uncle so afraid of cats!!"

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "... Psychological Tactical Assessment: Severe Species-Specific Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).

Using visual anchors to instantly dismantle the interrogator's psychological defenses, this response can barely be considered smart."

"Pfft." Tony casually put the struggling Fat Orange back on the floor.

"Relax, Director, it's just an ordinary house cat picked up by the roadside. It won't suddenly open its mouth and spit out its tentacles."

"Boom--!!" It was as if tens of millions of tons of explosives were detonated simultaneously in Nick Fury's mind!

The right hand holding the gun began to tremble violently at this moment!

Flerken! That extremely dangerous creature in the universe wearing the skin of an orange cat!

His left eye is the ultimate dark history of being scratched by a paw while teasing a cat on a spaceship!!

No one in this world knows this secret except Captain Marvel Carol! This arms dealer who was just bombed back in Afghanistan... how on earth could he know it?!!

"You... who the hell are you?!" Nick Fury gritted his teeth, still pointing the gun at Tony:

"Your physical resistance data at Afghanistan completely exceeded the standard. On the first day you returned to New York, you obtained all the military evidence to clean up Obadiah... What kind of secret superpower organization is standing behind you?!"

"Secret organization?" Tony sneered, his eyes casually swept over the tense Natasha next to him, and he slowly made a stab:

"By the way, Director Fury, it seems that Afghanistan's little movement really scared you." Tony looked at the fully armed Black Widow jokingly:

"Sneaked into my house in the middle of the night, and even hired your SHIELD's ace assassins "Black Widow" and "Romanoff" agents as personal bodyguards? What, are you afraid that this genius will tear you apart with my bare hands?"

Black Widow's poker face, which had always remained cool and elegant, suddenly became tense.

However, Tuo Nigun had no intention of letting her go, and then sneered:

"Agent Natasha, put away your Red Room widow stinging assassin attitude. Also, don't expect to sneak into Stark Industries by pretending to be "Legal Assistant Natalie Lushman" next week.

Your shorthand skills are terrible, and we don't need a beautiful secretary here who wants to break the boss's neck from behind."

"Crack!" Natasha's psychological defense completely collapsed in this second!

The top female agent's pupils shrank suddenly, her heart beat wildly, and she subconsciously took half a step back, as if the man eating a hamburger in front of her could read the bloody file in the deepest part of her soul at will!

"Damn... Director, our details have been completely leaked." Natasha's voice was extremely low, even with a hint of unnoticeable hoarseness.

However, Tony's spoiler torture has just begun.

He swallowed the last bite of the burger and pulled out a piece of wrapping paper.

Tony took out a marker pen from the console, made a few quick strokes on the back of the oil paper, then crumpled it into a ball contemptuously, and threw it in front of Nick Fury's leather shoes.

"Click."

Nick Fury looked down at the mass of garbage at his feet that exuded the aroma of frying, with veins twitching on his forehead. "Stark, what do you mean?"

"Take it and see for yourself, the great Director S.H.I.E.L.D.." Tony patted the hamburger crumbs on his hands, crossed his arms, and looked down at him with a playful look like he was looking at a fool:

"Your most trusted old superior, Minister World Security Council Alexander Pierce;" "The most powerful tactical anti-terrorism team leader around you, Brock Rumlow;"

"And that bald agent Jasper Sitwell who reports in your ear all day long..."

Every time Tony uttered a name, Nick Fury's heart felt like it was hit hard by a heavy hammer!

I saw Tony lightly delivering the ultimate kill:

"Director Fury, do you want me to give them a greeting for you?" Tony raised his right hand:

"Hail Hydra(Long live HYDRA)."

"Boom, boom, boom--!!!!"

Nick Fury's mind was completely pale and dizzy!

HYDRA?! Pierce?! Rumlow?! Those are all S.H.I.E.L.D.'s core and highest-authority executives!

S.H.I.E.L.D.... My own base camp...S.H.I.E.L.D.'s decades of hard work from the establishment of the bureau to the present... has been completely eaten away by the Nazi remnants who cut off one head and grew two heads?!

And he, Nick Fury... after doing it for a long time, turned out to be the most dedicated and responsible "security captain" under the HYDRA leader?!!

Director S.H.I.E.L.D., who has lived in the shadow of deception and intelligence all his life, crouched down tremblingly, his right hand wearing a black glove trembling violently, and carefully picked up the greasy hamburger wrapper on the ground.

Under the dim light, the paper was filled with the real code names of more than twenty senior S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, latent branches and HYDRA joint passwords!

Every word was like a soldering iron, burning into Nick Fury's one eye!

... It's absolutely right!

Nick Fury tightened his fingers on the hamburger paper and raised his head suddenly.

"You... how on earth do you know this?! Tony Stark... what kind of existence did you come into contact with?!"

And looking at the secret agent leader in front of him who completely broke through the defense,

Tony Stark leaned back comfortably on the high-end boss chair, and even raised his eyebrows at the live broadcast room in his mind in a playful manner.

[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "@All members. The wild Nick Fury has been completely penetrated by a piece of hamburger paper."

[New York's Richest and Smartest]: "Spoilers... It's so cool, hahahaha!!"

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