In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 57

The Boys

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In the evening, Chiba Prefecture high-end apartment.

As the door closed with a bang, Lin Xiao threw himself heavily into the soft leather sofa.

The sports meeting is finally over.

Recalling the unreasonable "High Jump Charm Aura" of Emiya Shirou, and the shady Sayuri Sawamura, Lin Xiao, I can't help but feel a twinge of toothache.

He took a can of ice Karaku and called up the interface of Myriad Worlds Chat Group in his mind.

Just the moment he came online.

[Ding! New fluctuations in destiny nodes detected!]

["The longing-filled new hero" joins the group chat!]

The people in the group who were originally discussing today's tennis match were immediately attracted by this golden notification sound.

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Wow! Another newcomer is here! Welcome! Hey? New hero? Is he the same superhero as Brother Lin Xiao and Uncle Bruce?!"

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "Hero? What a great title. Hello newcomers, now that you have joined this group, everyone is a companion."

[A new hero full of longing]: "Oh my god! Is this... is this some kind of telepathic superpower?! Is it a hidden test session specially arranged by Vought International?!"

[A new hero full of admiration]: "Hello, seniors! I will perform well! My dream since I was a child is to join the seven-man team and save the world like Homelander!"

<The Boys>World. In an ordinary family of Iowa.

Annie January was wearing a battle suit that she had sewn by herself, looking excitedly at the chat interface that appeared out of thin air in her mind. She thought she had stumbled into some kind of high-end hero selection.

However, in this cross-dimensional chat group, when these three extremely recognizable words [Vought], [The Seven], and [Homelander] came out.

I was lying on the sofa drinking Lin Xiao from Karaku when my pupils suddenly shrank.

In Gensokyo's Eientei, the senior internet-addicted princess was even more keenly aware of something outrageous.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Wait... Vought? The Seven? And Homelander?!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hey, hey, newcomer, don't get excited. Tell me honestly, what is your real name? Is your hero codename Starlight?"

[A new hero full of admiration]: "Hey? How did the senior know my hero code name? My name is Annie January! The hero code name is "Starlight"! Please give me some advice!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]:"666!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Oh my God! I didn't expect that the system would actually bring in an unlucky guy who fell into the "ultimate cesspit of the universe"!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Still saving the world? Like Homelander?! Annie, right? Run!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "The so-called the Seven is not a heroic organization at all, it is an extremely perverted, obscene, radioactive garbage dump that cares little about human life!!!"

Seeing this crazy complaint and belittling, Annie, who was originally full of joy, was stunned for a moment, and then a surge of extremely strong anger surged up.

[Eager Rookie Hero]: "You... what are you talking about?! Vought is the greatest superhero management organization in the world!"

[A new hero full of admiration]: "Homelander is the greatest and most selfless hero in the United States! How can you slander them like this!"

Annie's eyes were red with anger. Her belief since childhood would never allow anyone to trample on it like this.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Slander? Ouch, I almost burst into tears laughing.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: Lin Xiao! Stop hiding and send the documents quickly! Let this innocent little sister see what the real [daily life of a capital giant and a perverted murderer] is!"

[He Is Simply God]: "Annie, Kaguya Although her words were unpleasant this time, she didn't lie to you."

[He Is Simply God]: "Find a quiet place to sit down and take a deep breath. The faith you have grown up with will soon be shattered to pieces."

[Ding! "He Is Simply God" uploaded a large memory copy <The Boys>!]

Seeing Lin Xiao using such a serious tone, all members of the group immediately clicked on the memory copy.

Annie Although he was deeply unconvinced, he still stubbornly opened the shimmering document.

Half an hour later.

The entire Myriad Worlds Chat Group fell into a depressing and terrifying silence. If <Puella Magi Madoka Magica> made them feel a tragic fate, then what <The Boys> brought to them was extremely pure physical discomfort and rage!

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Then... that guy named A-Train actually took drugs and directly knocked an innocent passerby into a puddle of flesh and blood?!"

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "It looks glamorous on the surface, but secretly it is using Compound V to artificially create Metahuman. It even condones scumbags and takes human lives?! This is simply an extremely bad criminal organization!"

At this time, in Batcave of Gotham City, Bruce·Wayne stared at the screen of Homelander using laser eyes to cut civilians in an extremely cold-blooded way, even abandoning an entire passenger plane because of the trouble.

With a "click", the tactical pen in his hand was forcibly pinched into two pieces!

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "A perverted giant baby who possesses the power template of Superman, but has no moral bottom line and has a mental age of only three years old."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "This... is simply a preview of the most horrific disaster in the multiverse."

Compared with the pure kindness of Clark·Kent, this Homelander has perfectly stepped on Batman's deepest inner ultimate fear of "Metahuman losing control"!

The one who was hit the hardest was undoubtedly Annie in Iowa's room.

"No... this isn't true... this can't be..."

Annie collapsed on the ground, looking at the god "Homelander" in his mind turned out to be an extremely twisted perverted murderer...

The dream she had had since she was a child, the pure belief she had fought for for more than ten years, at this moment, was extremely cruelly placed in a meat grinder and ground into a pulp!

[A new hero full of longing]: "Why is this happening... If this is the so-called hero world... then I would rather never awaken this damn superpower!"

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Annie, superpower is just a tool, it itself has no distinction between good and evil. The one who is wrong is Vought who uses capital and lies to package the devil."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "I just studied the mall rules of the chat group. I found that in addition to the group members themselves, as long as they pay an extra "travel fee" of 1,000 points, they can bring a non-group member from the same universe for cross-border teleportation."

[He Is Simply God]: "Oh? Bruce, what are you going to do?"

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Vought and that guy named Homelander are simply the most perfect "negative teaching materials" in the universe."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "I want to take Clark over for a field trip, and by the way... give him a vivid "practical training" in that world."

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahahahaha!!! 666, big bat!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Bring Superman over to beat Homelander?! Ouch, I am laughing so hard! Homelander's biological father is here!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "That's right! Big Bat, in that world there is not only a replica of Superman, but also a rich man named "Tek Knight"! That guy's entire set of high-tech armors were carved according to your Batman template!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "But... that Tek Knight is a pure super pervert with a brain tumor! He will go into heat with anything with a "hole" in it, even coffee cups!

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "You could just sue him for copyright infringement and clean up the portal of the Batman universe! (≖ᴗ≖)✧"

In Gotham City's Batcave, Bruce·Wayne looked at the line of text on the screen about "having sex with the hole", and the veins on his forehead beat hard twice.

Even if you just copy my outfit, you are actually a pervert who is in love with your coffee cup?!

Batman took a deep breath, silently raising the priority of Tek Knight from the bottom of his heart <Vought Purge List>.

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Wow! Are the real superheroes going to fight the impostors?! It sounds so passionate! Come on, uncle!"

[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "Use the purest light to crush the hypocritical darkness... Mr. Bruce, this is indeed a perfect practical teaching."

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