The Chosen Monkey King

Yan Xianjue had started questioning Lei Xuan's ability to get things done.

There were so many famous mountains. Why did he have to pick one with so many monkeys?

Lei Xuan felt innocent too. "How was I supposed to know that not only were you the chosen fisherman, but also the chosen Monkey King?"

Yan Xianjue: "..."

No, Lei Xuan had gotten it wrong.

Actually, his whole family liked animals and was well-liked by them.

After his parents retired and had nothing to do, they often joined rescue teams to save small animals.

Yet they did not keep a single pet at home.

That was because he sometimes could not tell whether he was petting animals or the animals were petting him.

And this tendency was especially extreme among both highly intelligent and low-intelligence animals.

Seeing how depressed Yan Xianjue was, Lei Xuan casually comforted him. "It'll be fine once we get past this stretch."

Yan Xianjue returned with a dark expression.

What else could he do? It was not like he could chop Lei Xuan up and feed him to the monkeys right now.

"Hahaha, I hereby declare this the happiest episode I've ever watched."

"Sure enough, once Yan Xianjue becomes the one getting tormented, the joy doubles."

"Same."

"But he really does attract monkeys."

"Do you remember the first week? He attracted fish too."

"I get it now. This man attracts bees and butterflies."

"...That phrase doesn't seem to work like that, but somehow it doesn't seem wrong either."

"Haha, I just want to interview Shen Fangli about how she feels right now."

"Shen Fangli: I don't dare move. I really don't dare move."

"By the way, Shen Fangli's reasoning just now was so outrageous. Watching the moment her equation of herself equals monkey came together, I started