It's You

Lu Xingchuan watched Shen Yan clutch his phone tightly and cursed viciously in his heart. Bitch. So he really hadn't deleted the recording.

Not wanting an even bigger mess to erupt on the show, Lu Xingchuan said, "Three years ago, my company faced a financial crisis. I did borrow two million from Shen Yan, and I've always been very grateful for it."

[Very grateful? The last time Shen Yan visited you on set and got photographed, you went straight to Weibo saying you didn't know him well—and told him to stay away from you.]

[I remember that too. After Lu Xingchuan posted that Weibo, Shen Yan got cyberbullied for nearly a month.]

[Borrowing money doesn't mean selling yourself, does it? It was only because Shen Yan clung to Teacher Lu like a mad dog that Teacher Lu had to avoid suspicion.]

[I really hate some people's attitudes. Like just because you lent someone two million, they have to worship you like an ancestor. Disgusting.]

[Wuwuwuwu, he borrowed two million three years ago and paid back four million three years later, all just so Shen Yan wouldn't bully little Xie Li on the show. I'm crying so hard!]

Shen Yan looked at Lu Xingchuan and smiled.

"Even Teacher Lu personally admitted that he borrowed money from me. I wonder which bitch posted on Weibo for me yesterday, apologizing and admitting to doctoring images and spreading rumors. Hahahaha, let's all wish him and his accomplices a childless death and a horrible end!"

As he spoke, Shen Yan suddenly raised both arms high.

And shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Come on, everyone, say it with me—

"May they die horribly!"

[I suddenly think Shen Yan's mental state is excellent!]

Song Qianshan and Bai Jing were extremely cooperative, shouting along with him, "May they die horribly!"

As a domineering CEO, Pei Heng had no concern for his image at all.

Not only did he shout along.

After shouting, he even asked Lu Xingchuan, "Why didn't you shout? Are you trying to undermine unity?"

Song Qianshan said to Xie Li, "It seems you didn't shout either. Don't be so reserved. The production team had everyone play games so we could get familiar with each other faster. Shouting and yelling together helps build rapport."

Xie Li looked at Song Qianshan gratefully and nodded. "Thank you, Sister Shan Shan."

Then he said to Shen Yan, "May they die horribly!"

Lu Xingchuan: ...

The directing team was terrified that a perfectly good dating show would turn into a large-scale baboon-roaring scene.

They hurriedly reminded Bai Jing, "Bai Jing, you haven't completed your task yet."

Bai Jing slapped her forehead. "Haha, it's been so long since I wished someone a horrible death that I got a little excited and nearly forgot."

After saying that, Bai Jing thought for a moment, then added, "I can definitely win this one. I had my period twice last month. Can any of you top that?"

[Hahahahaha, you're incredible!]

[At least the four men here can't.]

[Look at Shen Yan's defeated expression, hahahaha, it's too funny. He wants to win so badly, but he hates that he's a man.]

Song Qianshan smiled and shook her head, saying she couldn't beat that.

The staff announced that Bai Jing had passed successfully.

Next, it was Pei Heng's turn to draw a card.

"Pei Heng drew Truth. May I ask Pei Heng, you..."

Pei Heng's status was what it was, and the staff member was a little afraid of him. Looking at the question on the card, she glanced uneasily at the director.

Before the director could speak, Pei Heng said first, "Ask it. Since I'm here, I won't hold everyone back."

His attitude was easygoing, and the staff member relaxed by half.

"May I ask Pei Heng, who among those present would you most like to kiss?"

[Whoa!]

[As expected of a dating show!]

[Why not make it a dare and have him kiss someone on the spot? Can you people get it together?]

[Does he like men or women?]

Pei Heng didn't hesitate at all before saying, "Can I only choose one?"

The staff member clearly hadn't expected him to ask that. She hurriedly nodded. "Yes, only one. And when it comes to the final person who makes your heart flutter on our show, you can only choose one too. You can't have them all."

[Hahaha, look how scared the poor girl is.]

This time, Pei Heng hesitated for a moment before raising his hand and pointing at Shen Yan. "Then him. I like men, and I thought what he said about dying childless was pretty good."

Shen Yan: ...

Why do I feel like you're insulting me?

Next, it was Shen Yan's turn to draw a card.

He blew on both hands with a laugh. "Good luck, come on!"

Then he reached out and drew a card.

The staff member took it and smiled. "Shen Yan got a Dare. Please choose one of the guests present and kiss them."

[Fuck, why did this kind of dare go to trash like Shen Yan!]

[Shen Yan must have bribed the production team. He's so despicable, doing this just to get Teacher Lu.]

[He'll definitely kiss Teacher Lu. Poor little Xie Li, poor Teacher Lu.]

The moment the staff member finished speaking, Shen Yan raised his hand without the slightest hesitation and pointed straight at Lu Xingchuan. "I'll kiss him."

The barrage instantly escalated from angry curses to outright obscenities.

Xie Li looked sadly at Lu Xingchuan.

Lu Xingchuan happened to see Xie Li's expression.

He already despised Shen Yan to the extreme. How could he possibly let this bitch's little scheme succeed now?

He immediately refused. "I don't agree."

Shen Yan rubbed his hands together, revealing a big bad wolf's smile. "It doesn't matter if you don't agree, man. You can't escape. Awoo!"

Shen Yan pounced like a starving wolf—

Lu Xingchuan wanted to dodge, but the sofa wasn't very spacious, and Shen Yan was too close. Before he could get away, Shen Yan pinned him down in one move.

Just as Lu Xingchuan was about to kick Shen Yan away.

"Bleurgh—"

Shen Yan faced Lu Xingchuan and dry-heaved hard, vomiting right at him.

The instant the filth landed on Lu Xingchuan's face, his entire body froze.

His soul practically shot out through the top of his skull.

Huh?

Even the barrage went blank for three seconds from sheer shock.

Shen Yan got up while cursing. "Why do I want to throw up the moment I touch you? Bleurgh, bleurgh—fuck, I need to go throw up in the bathroom. That was disgusting! I've never seen such a disgusting man in my life!"

Shen Yan turned and rushed into the bathroom.

The others stared wide-eyed, then looked at Lu Xingchuan with a little disgust.

His face was still covered in what Shen Yan had thrown up.

After holding it in several times, Xie Li pulled out a tissue and stepped forward. "Teacher Lu, wipe yourself off. Hurry and go wash up."

Lu Xingchuan's face was livid. He took the tissue Xie Li offered, wiped his face, then left in silence with a dark expression.

Lu Xingchuan did not go wash up immediately.

Instead, he went straight into the bathroom where Shen Yan was.

With a bang, he locked the door.

Murderous intent flashed in Lu Xingchuan's eyes as he looked at Shen Yan. "You think using this kind of tactic will make me fall in love with you? Before, I simply thought you weren't as good a person as little Xie Li. But now, I think you're vile, shameless, despicable, and disgusting."

Shen Yan swished mouthwash around in his mouth. After spitting it out with a puff, he moved with lightning speed, taking advantage of Lu Xingchuan's unpreparedness. He jumped up, grabbed Lu Xingchuan by the head, and shoved it into the toilet.

Then he pulled open the bathroom door.

"Help! Teacher Lu fainted! His head went into the toilet! Bleurgh—this man is even more disgusting! Xie Li, come help Teacher Lu! I can't take it anymore—I'm about to throw up again!"