You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show
Chapter 1

Transmigrating into a Book

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A large flat.

In front of the dining room table.

The man had an impatient look in his eyes, his tone cold and detached, "Let's break off the engagement. Xiao Li is back."

Shen Yan leaned against the back of his chair, quietly looking at the man sitting opposite him.

Damn it!

He had transmigrated into a book!

Just like that, in the blink of an eye!

He had transmigrated into a minor cannon fodder in the book The Domineering Movie Emperor's Nightly Adoration, sharing the exact same name as him: Shen Yan.

As for the man opposite him, his name was Lu Xingchuan. He was currently his fiancé and also the male protagonist of this book.

The Xiao Li in Lu Xingchuan's mouth was his white moonlight, whose full name was Xie Li.

In the book, Lu Xingchuan and Xie Li loved each other to the death in a fierce, extreme tug-of-war, while he played the villain, jumping up and down like a clown before finally meeting a wretched end.

Hiss...

Since he was already here, he might as well deal with it.

Step one for a genius baby—

Sweep away morals!

Be yourself again!

Quickly adapting to the fact that he had transmigrated, Shen Yan dug into his ear and spun his phone around in his hand. "What did you just say? I didn't hear you clearly."

The impatience on Lu Xingchuan's face grew heavier.

"Stop putting on an act. Did you really think I would marry you? Don't have delusional dreams. You aren't even comparable to a single hair of Xiao Li's. Be a good sport and sign the agreement so we can break off the engagement."

Shen Yan glanced at the annulment agreement placed before him.

He flipped through it briefly. Dog thing, you want to call off the engagement without giving me a single benefit?

Call off your mom!

Tapping his fingers on the table, Shen Yan said to Lu Xingchuan, "Two million."

A sudden surge of disgust filled Lu Xingchuan's eyes. "Don't think I don't know that no matter what conditions you set, your ultimate goal is to get my body. You're truly disgusting!"

After saying this, Lu Xingchuan stood up indignantly and turned to leave.

Shen Yan: ...

How bold!

You actually compare yourself to money?

Flies don't bite seamless eggs.

You're a fly, but you don't get to call the shots!

The moment Lu Xingchuan turned to leave, Shen Yan leaped up onto the table.

"When we first got engaged, your career hit a bottleneck period, and you took two million from me. What? Now that we're calling off the engagement, you're not going to pay the money back?

"A person needs a face just like a tree needs bark; you don't have reason just because you have a mistress.

"Pay up!"

With no loudspeaker and relying purely on his mouth, he could still shout out a distance of eighty thousand miles.

Lu Xingchuan's departing steps came to an abrupt halt. He looked back in astonishment at Shen Yan, who was standing on the table.

Then, coldness filled his eyes as he let out a mocking sneer. "Pay you back? That two million was something you begged me to accept on your knees. I feel sickened just looking at you for an extra second. Don't you think you got a good deal using two million to buy yourself three years as my boyfriend?"

A good deal your mom!

For three years of dating, Lu Xingchuan had never publicly acknowledged the original owner's identity.

Instead, he used the original owner's connections in the industry to step on him in all sorts of ways to scramble for resources for himself.

Over three years, Lu Xingchuan grew increasingly popular, suddenly rising to become the current top movie emperor.

As for the original owner, he went from an up-and-coming actor three years ago to a street rat in the entertainment industry that everyone wanted to beat up.

Ha!

Tremble!

The gears of fate were about to go wild!

"Our chat just now was recorded. If you don't pay the money back, I'll send it to the mistress you just found, post it online, and print it into flyers to distribute on every street and in every proctology hospital!"

The anger on Lu Xingchuan's face escalated at a rate visible to the naked eye.

Shen Yan tilted his head, smiling brilliantly to reveal eight teeth.

"Two million, transfer it to me within five minutes and we'll call it even, otherwise..."

The next instant.

He took out his phone.

He pressed the play button.

"Let's break off the engagement..."

Lu Xingchuan's voice immediately played from the phone.

A tight sensation gripped Lu Xingchuan's heart, panic and rage surging in his eyes. This bitch actually recorded it.

He wasn't afraid of the recording, but he was afraid that this bitch's endless talk about a mistress would hurt Xie Li.

Grit-toothed, Lu Xingchuan said, "Shen Yan, you are truly nauseating!"

With that, he strode forward, making a grab to pull Shen Yan down from the table.

He had to snatch this recording away.

Shen Yan raised an eyebrow.

Leveraging his advantage of standing on the table, he raised his foot and kicked straight toward Lu Xingchuan's face.

Bang!

Lu Xingchuan instantly sprayed a heavy stream of bloody mist from his nose, sent flying with stars in his eyes as he crashed backward into the door.

He looked at Shen Yan in shock and blazing fury.

Shen Yan actually dared to lay a hand on him?

"Shen Yan, you..."

Shen Yan's smile widened, directly cutting Lu Xingchuan off. "Add another two million and I'll sell the recording to you, otherwise I'm calling the police to report you for marriage and financial fraud!"

Cloaked in ten thousand degrees of anger, Lu Xingchuan left.

Three minutes later.

Shen Yan successfully received a text message confirming the arrival of four million.

Along with a WeChat message that practically radiated a gritting of teeth as it was read.

[The money has been given to you. Don't pester me ever again. If you dare to bully Xiao Li on tomorrow's variety show, don't blame me for directly blacklisting you!]

Shen Yan tutted.

Look at him, acting all like a male lead—look at that, he just sent me another piece of leverage.

Clack-clack~

He double-clicked the screen to take a screenshot and save it.

Sure enough, three seconds later, the other party recalled a message.

Shen Yan bared his teeth in a pleased grin. Too late to recall.

Just as he was feeling happy, a push notification popped up on his phone.

The original owner had been crazily in love with Lu Xingchuan, and had always set Lu Xingchuan as a priority follow on Weibo, meaning he could immediately know the very first moment Lu Xingchuan posted an update.

#Lu Xingchuan Xie Li#

This hashtag hung high at the top of the trending search list, having exploded to a deep crimson.

Shen Yan clicked into the hashtag.

A minute ago, Xie Li had posted a Weibo.

[Xie Li]: I'm back, did anyone miss me?

Three years ago, at the height of his popularity, Xie Li suddenly chose to quit the entertainment industry and go abroad to study.

At the time, it caused his fans to howl in grief.

Now that he was back, although his fans cheered enthusiastically, back when he was at his most popular he could barely be considered a rising young star, after all.

The entertainment industry never lacked new faces.

Three years had passed, and well over half of his fans had climbed over to new fandom walls.

Now that he was back, for his very first Weibo post to explode like this, besides the full-force operations of his newly signed agency, there was another reason.

Lu Xingchuan had reposted Xie Li's Weibo.

[Lu Xingchuan]: I've been waiting for you all along @Xie Li.

Lu Xingchuan was a wildly popular movie emperor, and this single sentence directly propelled Xie Li to the number one trending spot.

[Ahhhhh, my dead CP is attacking me!]

[According to reliable sources, Lu Xingchuan and Xie Li are teaming up to go on a romance variety show!]

Feeling the festive, New Year-like atmosphere on Weibo and unable to curb the feelings of the four million he had just obtained, Shen Yan moved his fingers and also posted a Weibo.

[Shen Yan]: Excited heart, trembling hands, the big idiot has always been waiting for the dog, just waiting to have a drink with you!!!

The moment this Weibo post went live, it instantly drew an overwhelming avalanche of comments.

[Shen Biao's ass itching again? No cucumbers at home? Coming out to make a fool of yourself!]

[Obviously jealous, right? Everyone knows Shen Yan likes Lu Xingchuan, but Lu Xingchuan only has Xie Li in his heart and doesn't give a crap about him at all.]

[Seeing Lu Xingchuan and Xie Li getting together again, he acts the clown for attention, truly disgusting.]

Shen Yan looked at the overwhelming curses flooding in, and happily moved his fingers again.

He sent out the screenshots he had just saved.

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