Xu Yong and Su Ran stared at Lin Tian, dumbfounded.
Half a second later, they spoke in unison:
"Ah???"
"No, bro?!"
"Y-you-you-you're human?!!"
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The call instantly descended into chaos.
It was filled not only with Su Ran's first-ever complete breakdown as a romance expert, but also Xu Yong's stream of colorful profanity:
"You said you weren't dating, but you're already engaged?!"
"Fuck, aren't you two high school students?!"
"How can you not be boyfriend and girlfriend if you're engaged? Are you screwing with me?! Is it that fun to bully your bro?! You really deserve to die!!"
Xu Yong covered his face in despair.
"I'm eighteen this year, and I don't even know what a pussy looks like, while you're already about to get married."
Faced with their machine-gun-like barrage,
Lin Tian hurriedly waved his hands and patiently explained,
"It's like this."
"Teacher Gan and I talked it over. If we started dating now, holding hands, kissing, doing lewd things... it would only affect our competition.
So we agreed that, at least until our dreams came true, we wouldn't do any of those things for the time being.
Once we won the Kohl Cup next year, we'd get married!"
"So when you ask what kind of relationship this is, I don't really know how to put it."
Lin Tian spread his hands.
He could understand their reactions.
After all, this kind of relationship probably looked strange to outsiders.
They didn't seem like a dating couple.
But at the same time, it seemed to go far beyond being boyfriend and girlfriend.
"Holy shit."
Xu Yong was completely dumbfounded.
"A whole year without kissing or doing lewd things, then getting married next year?"
Xu Yong had thought Tieba had long since corrupted his mind, leaving him unable to believe there could