One Year, Six Litters; Eighteen Kits per Litter

Original timeline—

The audience erupted as one!

"Holy shit! So the friend the Supreme Douluo mentioned was actually Bo Saixi, the High Priestess of Sea God Island! Makes sense—only someone on the High Priestess's level could call a Supreme Douluo a friend!"

"Wait! I remember Bo Saixi was the white moonlight of Clear Sky Sect's ancestor Tang Chen and Spirit Hall's chief worshipper Qian Daoliu, wasn't she? It looks like Bo Saixi and the Supreme Douluo had quite an ambiguous relationship!"

"Where's the class rep? Hurry up and check the notes!"

"Here, here! The Supreme Douluo once said that he stood the High Priestess up over something, and left a letter saying he did not want her to be hurt!"

"If there was nothing between those two, who the hell would believe it?!"

"Clear Sky Sect's ancestor Tang Chen and chief worshipper Qian Daoliu must already be crying themselves unconscious in the toilet!"

"Hahaha! The moment I think of the Supreme Douluo's description, I want to laugh! A fucking lonely old man over a hundred years old—wonder how the High Priestess of Sea God Island would feel if she knew?"

How did Bo Saixi feel?

At this very moment, on Sea God Island.

Bo Saixi, who had secretly hidden alone in her room, cast aside the High Priestess's bearing, and lazily reclined on the sofa, abruptly sat upright. Her face was filled with shock and confusion.

"Me? The Supreme Douluo's friend?"

"The person the Supreme Douluo specifically captured two Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast pets for was me??"

For a moment, Bo Saixi felt flattered beyond measure.

She had not expected it.

In the Sky Screen's timeline, her relationship with Lu Xuan was actually quite good. She wondered just how deep their friendship had been, and what exactly had happened between them.

However.

There definitely was no so-called affair the audience was speculating about!

After all, she had already sacrificed her life to the Sea God and guarded Sea God Island solely to await the arrival of the new Sea God. Then, through sacrificing her own Soul Power and soul, she would help the other party break through level one hundred and become a god!!!

Under such circumstances, it was impossible for her to fall in love!

It was probably just the friendship of gentlemen!

Suddenly.

Bo Saixi thought of something and was instantly furious, gritting her silver teeth.

"Lu Xuan, you bastard!"

"Over a hundred years old, huh? A lonely old man, huh? A pitiful island keeper, huh? No one to talk to, spending all day bored out of your mind and practically autistic, huh?"

"I really want to stomp you to death!!!"

Lies did not hurt people. The truth was the sharpest blade.

Bo Saixi had truly been shattered this time.

Worship Hall.

Qian Daoliu could no longer maintain his tranquil expression as he stared at the Sky Screen in shock.

Lu Xuan had a thing with Bo Saixi?

Lu Xuan and Bo Saixi were separated by an entire generation!

Qian Daoliu: (艹皿艹)

Couldn't young people keep their eyes on young girls?!

What was with setting your sights on the white moonlight of our older generation? If you actually succeeded, where the hell would I put my face?!

"Impossible! Bo Saixi probably just thinks highly of young people."

"Besides, Lu Xuan clearly has no interest in romance!"

Qian Daoliu muttered to himself, consoling himself.

Just as he was beginning to feel much better, he happened to notice the pitying look Golden Crocodile Douluo gave him...

Qian Daoliu: (╬◣д◢)

Golden Crocodile, I have tolerated you for a long time!

I really need to properly discipline you!

"Second Worship, I see you have improved quite a bit recently. How about this? Spar with me, and let me see just how much you have improved."

Huh?

Me?

Golden Crocodile: (ΩДΩ)

Slaughter City.

A confused look appeared in the parasitized Tang Chen's eyes.

Why...

Had his heart suddenly twinged with pain?

Had he drunk too much Bloody Mary and clogged his blood vessels?

Papal Palace.

Pope Bibi Dong snorted coldly.

Bo Saixi? She was some granny from the previous century!

And she thought she deserved rumors with Master?

Sky Screen timeline—

Lu Xuan grabbed Xiao Wu and Ah Rou, who were trying to flee, and said calmly:

"You two had better behave yourselves."

"I will not harm you for now, but if you anger me, that will be another matter."

"A monk may run away, but the temple cannot."

"I'll first head to the Star Dou Great Forest and wipe out that Sky Azure Bull Python and Titan Giant Ape. Then I'll catch you two again and find a nest of wild rabbits to mate you with. Six litters a year, eighteen kits per litter."

Xiao Wu and Ah Rou trembled, their pink gemstone-like eyes misting over as they looked at Lu Xuan as though he were a demon.

Lu Xuan rubbed the ears of the two rabbits and said:

"Now then, cute little rabbits, why don't you introduce yourselves?"

The larger Soft-Bone Enchanting Rabbit spoke first, timidly:

"Human powerhouse, I heard others address you as Your Supreme Eminence. Respected Your Supreme Eminence, my name is Ah Rou, and this is my daughter, Xiao Wu. Could you please spare my daughter?"

"As long as you can let Xiao Wu go, I'm willing to do anything..."

Lu Xuan chuckled and asked:

"You'd even agree to six litters a year, eighteen kits per litter?"

Ah Rou blushed and said awkwardly:

"Soft-Bone Enchanting Rabbits are Soul Beasts. We are fundamentally different from ordinary rabbits, so we cannot have children with wild rabbits. Besides, our reproductive cycle is similar to that of humans..."

Lu Xuan pinched his chin and asked curiously:

"Is that so? I have a question. What would be born from cross-species breeding between Soul Beasts? For example, rabbits and tigers. Could they also reproduce with humans?"

Ah Rou's face turned even redder.

In order to protect Xiao Wu, she did not dare anger Lu Xuan. Despite being ashamed to the extreme, she still forced herself to answer:

"Theoretically, only Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts can reproduce across species, including with humans. Once Soul Beasts reach one hundred thousand years, their bodies undergo miraculous changes. They can speak, and they can also choose to take human form."

Lu Xuan nodded slightly.

His curiosity had been satisfied.

Yet the smaller Soft-Bone Enchanting Rabbit at the side angrily rebuked him:

"Pervert! Big pervert!"

Ah Rou hurriedly tried to stop her.

"Xiao Wu, don't..."

But Lu Xuan merely glanced at Xiao Wu, then picked her up without another word.

"Ah! You stinking pervert, what are you trying to do?!"

Xiao Wu let out a scream.

Lu Xuan pressed her over his knee and gave her backside a thorough spanking, showing no intention of holding back.

He spanked her until Xiao Wu's eyes were brimming with tears.

Only then did Lu Xuan stop and say coldly:

"Dead rabbit, look how spoiled you are!"

"If you still have this kind of attitude when we get to the High Priestess, I can only show off my cooking skills. Would you prefer stir-fried, steamed, or braised?"

If it were up to him, stir-fried was best.

A good stir-fry soaked up the flavor.

Ah Rou pleaded sorrowfully:

"Your Supreme Eminence, Xiao Wu is ignorant. Please forgive her."

"If you are angry, you can punish Ah Rou..."

Lu Xuan: "..."

Why did this feel strange?

Had he somehow become the big villain?

In another time and space, outside the Sky Screen.

Xiao Wu's backside tightened. For no reason, she felt a stinging pain in her pert little butt. She stared at the Sky Screen with grief and indignation, hating Demon King Lu Xuan's brutal actions to the bone!

At the same time, she could not help but feel sorrowful.

Xiao Wu... had been tainted again...

Tang San, however, frowned at the Sky Screen, feeling deeply uncomfortable.

"That dead rabbit is actually called Xiao Wu too... What bad luck."

He subconsciously projected Xiao Wu onto that rabbit, and almost immediately felt miserable. He simply could not accept it.

He could not project people onto things carelessly, or he would go insane!!!

Shrek girls' dormitory.

Zhu Zhuqing casually remarked:

"That little rabbit in the Sky Screen is actually called Xiao Wu too."

Ning Rongrong held her chin without saying a word.

Yet her gaze gradually deepened...