"Ah!" A robber in a stocking mask was thrown out of the supermarket. Before his accomplice could avenge him, he was knocked unconscious by a deer swinging its fists.
Uh... more accurately, it was a human in a reindeer costume, and he moved fast.
The driver who had brought the robbers here in a car for a late-night supermarket free-for-all stomped on the gas, preparing to flee. The reindeer man charged over and picked up a brick from the ground.
With a crash, he smashed it into the car window, then threw a punch that landed heavily on the driver's face, twisting it out of shape. But the driver's foot also floored the accelerator.
The black modified car launched forward, its tires instantly rolling as it accelerated down the road.
"Where do you think you're taking the reindeer? Don't you know Christmas is busy? You're not getting any presents this year!"
Miao Mu, with a white beard hanging from his face and an Uzi Submachine Gun picked up from the robbers in hand, was dressed as Santa Claus. He unleashed a burst of fire at the sedan speeding away.
Sparks trailed across the ground as the bullets caught up with the car, blowing out both rear tires.
The rubber tires spun a few times like torn rags before their metal rims hit the ground, scraping sparks across the road and filling the air with a pungent burning smell.
The powerless sedan swerved into the roadside. The reindeer man clinging to the steering wheel in front rolled off the hood and onto the ground, the bell around his neck jingling once.
"So, how does it feel to be a masked hero?"
Miao Mu shoved the Uzi Submachine Gun into the gift sack hanging from his belt. The reindeer man lying on