Douluo: Starting with Dual God Positions and Summoning the Five Tiger Generals
Chapter 1

Low-Martial Continent

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[Brain storage]

"Damn it, Tang San, how are you still not dead?"

"Fuck, if I were in Douluo Continent, I'd beat the shit out of you!"

The cheat king was still the cheat king. The moment Zhang Nan saw Tang San successfully resurrected in the animated series finale, he could no longer suppress the rage in his heart and punched the tablet in his hand.

Bang!!!

An explosion rang out. Zhang Nan had no time to dodge and instantly passed out.

"Hiss! My head hurts so much. This... where is this?"

A moment later.

Zhang Nan felt as though his head were about to split apart. Opening his eyes against the blinding light, he groggily looked around and shakily got to his feet.

All around him, strange flowers and exotic grasses grew thickly, while the trees were massive and brilliantly colored.

Wait, this was?

A patch of plants beneath a large tree ahead, glowing with blue-silver light, instantly caught Zhang Nan's attention. He rushed over, pulled out one, and examined it carefully in his hand.

Hiss... wasn't this that little bastard's Blue Silver Grass...? Why was it here?

Holy shit! Had he really fucking transmigrated?

He'd only casually said he wanted to beat Tang San up. Surely that couldn't have made it happen, right?

That cheat king was so damn powerful. Wouldn't he kill me in minutes? Where was justice? Where was the law? Where was my Martial Soul? Where was my Divine Position? And where the hell was my system?

Just as Zhang Nan was lost in thought, a sultry female voice suddenly reached his ears.

"Wuhu~, young man, are you looking for me?"

"Damn it! A system?"

Zhang Nan was genuinely startled by that flirty voice, but he quickly came to his senses.

As the saying went, when Heaven was about to entrust a man with a great responsibility, it would first strain his sinews, toughen his will, starve his body, and leave him in want.

It wasn't that Zhang Nan was narcissistic. From the moment he entered this world, he knew he was the chosen one.

Sure enough.

"Young man, the next time you call for the system, could you maybe not add 'damn it' in front of it?"

The system had now returned to its normal voice.

Zhang Nan gave an awkward cough.

"I got excited just now. I'll try not to next time. I'll try."

"Uh, System, hurry up and introduce yourself. Let me see what special abilities you have so I can beat that little bastard Tang San!"

Cheat king, cheat king, you'd finally met your opponent this time, hadn't you?

The moment I hear about the system's special abilities will be the moment your dog head hits the ground. Then I'll smash your Divine Position to pieces.

After asking that, Zhang Nan rubbed his hands together, anticipation already rising in his heart.

"This system is the Strongest Villain Infinite Summoning System. Once bound, you can summon the Five Tiger Generals. As time passes, completing system tasks will unlock further summons. The system will also grant the host any twin Martial Souls and any two god-blessed physiques, along with inheritance rights to two Divine Positions!"

"Host, what do you think?"

"I don't think much of it!"

He was going to become the greatest man in Douluo Continent, punch that little bastard Tang San, kick San Pao, then suck down spicy hundred-thousand-year rabbit heads and ascend to a Divine Position right from the start.

And this only gave him two Divine Positions? Twin Martial Souls?

The Shrek Seven Monsters were no pushovers now.

Besides, Tang San wasn't the little bastard he used to be. Behind him stood not only his father Tang Hao, his mother A Yin, the Clear Sky Sect, the Tang Sect, the entire Heaven Dou Empire, the Star Luo Empire... there were too many forces to name in one breath. And whenever he died, he just came back to life. How was anyone supposed to fight him?

It was utterly ridiculous!

The system sensed Zhang Nan's thoughts and tried to persuade him:

"Host, according to the current timeline of Douluo Continent, although Tang San is no longer a tadpole, he's currently just a cook in Holy Soul Village making meals for his father. Are you sure you want to give up such a perfect chance to punch him?"

Fuck!

So that was it!

Zhang Nan finally understood. He had thought this was a car crash of a situation, that he would be fighting the endgame Tang San right away. He hadn't expected such a dream start: growing alongside the little bastard on the same timeline.

Hiss!

That little bastard's past-life physics cheat against his modern technology cheat—just thinking about it was thrilling.

Hahahahahaha!

Zhang Nan could not help laughing out loud.

"System, issue the system rewards. I'm ready to dominate this continent!"

My fate was mine, not Heaven's. This time, if he had to choose between the little bastard's faction and Spirit Hall's faction, Zhang Nan would choose neither.

He would build himself up from nothing. One mountain could not hold two tigers. With the plot developments he remembered, he would cut off every path the original protagonist had toward godhood, recruit his own forces, and establish his own sect.

Especially since, as the plot progressed in his memories, the feud between Tang San and Spirit Hall would eventually engulf the entire Douluo Continent. By then, no one would be able to remain untouched.

So he absolutely could not let that little bastard grow up. With his memories from his past life and his identity as the cheat king, once he attained two Divine Positions, Zhang Nan still wasn't sure he could kill him.

"Host, choose the two Martial Souls and two Divine Positions you desire. The system will awaken them for you immediately!"

A system interface popped up.

Weapon Martial Souls, shield Martial Souls, beast-type Martial Souls, plant-type Martial Souls... food-type... elemental-type... there were even celestial-body Martial Souls.

The system interface vividly displayed detailed information on every Martial Soul, along with its appearance after awakening.

The ones Zhang Nan knew best were the Clear Sky Hammer... the Seraphim... Blue Silver Grass... the Seven Treasure Glazed Pagoda... the Nine-Heart Begonia...

The Clear Sky Hammer represented the Clear Sky Sect, while the Seraphim represented Spirit Hall. Blue Silver Grass was practically useless aside from control and restraint. Since he wanted to establish a sect, he needed a Martial Soul unique to this world.

Martial Soul: Peerless Sword Case

Grade: SSS

Detailed introduction: The Peerless Sword Case was the treasure of Peerless City. It contained thirteen swords: Cloud Shuttle, Azure Frost, Phoenix Flute, Red Leaf, Butterfly, Shadow Severer, Calamity Breaker, Life Slayer, Jade Ruyi, Finger-Winding Softness, Cang, Mang, Great Ming Vermilion Bird... After a Soul Master reached the Titled Douluo rank, they could control all thirteen swords simultaneously...

Martial Soul: Darknight Shadow Leopard

Grade: S

Detailed introduction: Awakening this Martial Soul grants one externally attached head soul bone. Its soul bone skill provides invisibility and can be used for surprise attacks and assassinations...

Fortunately, Zhang Nan did not suffer from indecision and quickly chose his twin Martial Souls.

Anyone who had watched The Blood of Youth naturally understood the power of controlling all thirteen swords with the Peerless Sword Case, while the Darknight Shadow Leopard Martial Soul was only single S-rank.

, but it possessed a particularly distinctive invisible soul bone skill.

It was like King Lanling activating stealth—he could harvest whoever he wanted.

"Host, please select your Divine Positions!"

Another system interface appeared, displaying countless Divine Positions of varying levels.

Among them were the Sea... pfft, the River God Divine Position and the Asura Divine Position.

"River God Tang San, River God Tang San. After nine trials, you couldn't even beat Qian Renxue, whose ascension process was watered down as hell. You can keep that Divine Position. The Asura Divine Position won't do either—a third-rank god couldn't even beat two first-rank gods... Forget Asura. Go fix the sewers instead..."

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