Is Something Wrong with the Fact That My Childhood Friend's Older Sister Trembles All Over When She Kneels Before Me? / Do All Magical Girls Get This Freaky? ...
"Do you know these two magical girls? One is called Tan Xiang, and the other Yun Ye." Li Xuan took a sundae, picked up the cherry on top, and popped it into his mouth.
Childhood Friend's Big Sister Trembled All Over Because She Knelt Before Me—Was Something Wrong?
"How did Master know those two?" Wu Yan, who was drinking orange juice, looked startled and nearly choked on it.
"Wu Yan knows them?" Seeing the baffled looks on Xu Rou and Qi Mo's faces, Li Xuan asked curiously.
"I only transferred to Clear Lotus City in high school. Before that, I attended school in my hometown, Flower River City, so I met more magical girls. Those two are Church inspector deacons, specifically responsible for investigating unusual incidents in various regions and punishing magical girls who have committed misconduct. I heard they even executed several magical girls somewhere. They questioned me there too, and it felt... like being interrogated as a criminal. It was really unpleasant." Wu Yan shuddered as she spoke, a flicker of fear passing through her eyes. Clearly, that encounter had been far more than simply "unpleasant."
"Are they coming to Clear Lotus City?" Qi Mo asked in surprise.
"That's right. Wu Yan, tell me—are they strong?" Li Xuan asked the question that concerned him most.
"Very strong," Wu Yan said firmly. "Their magical power is both Grade B. It's only one grade above Grade C, but the gap is like that between adults and children."
Li Xuan nodded. After rising from Grade D to Grade C himself, he had clearly felt the Evil Energy within him increase dramatically. Fallen Blood, which once drained him dry after a single use, now felt effortless to use.
"And that's not all. The two of them work together extremely well. Tan Xiang is a Battle Type. Her physical abilities and reaction speed are outstanding, yet her firepower is no weaker than a Fantasy Type's. Her explosive power is especially terrifying. I once saw her take down a Grade B Evil Energy monster in an instant," Wu Yan said seriously.
"She can instantly kill someone at the same grade? That's too absurd, isn't it? Energy level doesn't completely determine strength, but anyone who reaches Grade B can't possibly be weak," Xu Rou said, equally astonished.
"But that kind of explosive power must come at a cost, right?" Qi Mo said calmly from the side.
"That's right. The cost of using her powerful magic is the accumulation of large amounts of toxins in her body. If she cannot detoxify within a certain period, her lifespan will be drastically shortened. She may even die on the spot," Wu Yan said with a nod.
"Wouldn't that mean hurting the enemy by a thousand while hurting herself by eight hundred?" Xu Rou said as she secretly stole Li Xuan's sundae and ate it.
"I suppose the one called Yun Ye can make up for that cost?" Li Xuan guessed.
"Master is wise. Yun Ye is a rare Prayer Type magical girl. She can use Purification magic to remove the lethal toxins from Tan Xiang's body. Together, they let Tan Xiang use her magic without restraint. Also, Prayer Types generally have no combat ability of their own, but since Yun Ye can serve as a deacon, she probably won't be easy to deal with either," Wu Yan replied.
"I roughly understand now. Then there's one more important question," Li Xuan said solemnly.
Seeing how grave Li Xuan looked, the three women all leaned closer and pricked up their ears. Even Xu Rou put down the half-eaten sundae in her hand.
"That is—are they pretty?" Li Xuan asked seriously.
Hearing Li Xuan worry about whether the enemy was attractive with a powerful foe at hand, Qi Mo revealed a meaningful smile. Xu Rou, meanwhile, wore an expression that said, "Just as expected of you," then grinned mischievously and shrank back to continue eating her sundae.
Only Wu Yan answered seriously. "Tan Xiang is very beautiful. At the very least, she's on par with Xiao Rou. But I haven't seen her in more than two years, so I can't say what she looks like now. As for Yun Ye... that's hard to say. She always covers her face with a veil, so you can't tell whether she's pretty or not."
Li Xuan thought that, purely in terms of looks, Xu Rou was probably the prettiest of the trio. If Tan Xiang was on par with Xu Rou, then she was undoubtedly a true beauty, worth putting some effort into subduing.
"What is her magic roughly like?" Li Xuan immediately asked.
"All of Tan Xiang's magic is fire-elemental. Its power when activated should be no weaker than mine when I underwent Awakening," Wu Yan answered.
"Fire-elemental? I'll have to think carefully about a countermeasure... Oh, right. Do they know the true identities of you three?" Li Xuan asked.
Qi Mo answered gently from the side, "Master, a magical girl's true identity is like what lies beneath her skirt. She would never reveal it lightly. Unless they are close friends like us, or fixed teammates who have worked together for a long time, magical girls rarely disclose their real identities to one another."
"Hmph. Who said I'm close friends with you?" Xu Rou put one foot on the table and rolled her eyes at Qi Mo.
"Be good, Xiao Rou. The table is for food, so you can't put your feet on it," Wu Yan said, unexpectedly playing peacemaker this time as she stroked Xu Rou's chest to calm her down.
"Ah, speaking of that, I almost forgot to do what I promised Qi Mo." Looking at Xu Rou's soft, pale feet in sandals, Li Xuan suddenly remembered that he had yet to fulfill his promise to Qi Mo. He quickly slapped his forehead. "Xiao Rou, take off your panties and give them to Qi Mo."
"What?" Xu Rou drew back her foot with a shocked expression. Instinctively, she clamped her hands between her thighs and pressed down her skirt, as if the panties beneath it would grow wings and fly away at any moment.
"Master, something like this should not be done in front of everyone..." Qi Mo looked terrified. She had assumed Li Xuan would quietly hand the panties to her, never expecting him to directly order Xu Rou to take off the fresh, still-warm pair and give them to her in person.
"As expected of Master, easily doing something Qi Mo could never do..." Wu Yan said from the side, clearly enjoying the spectacle.
"Do I need to repeat myself? This is an order." Li Xuan's tone hardened.
"I understand... Master must have been deceived by Qi Mo to issue such a shameless order. Even so, Master's orders are absolute. Xu Rou must obey." Xu Rou's expression seemed to freeze as she muttered to herself, inventing an acceptable reason for this. Then she turned and glared at Qi Mo with naked disgust.
"I'm sorry... Xiao Rou, I never thought it would suddenly happen in a situation like this..." Qi Mo rose from her seat, so flustered that she did not know where to put her hands.
"Kneel."
Qi Mo's legs slowly bent as she knelt on the cold floor, lowering her noble head before the childhood friend who had once regarded her as an older sister.
"Xiao Rou, this is too much no matter how you look at it. If you truly don't want to, we can beg Master together to withdraw the order," Wu Yan said with a frown, getting up to persuade her.
"Yan, stop trying to talk me out of it. This woman likes being treated this way. She is completely willing," Xu Rou said, staring at Qi Mo bowed on the floor with disappointment in her eyes.
Wu Yan lowered her head for a closer look and only then discovered that Qi Mo was trembling all over with excitement as she knelt there. Her scorching breath even formed white mist in the air-conditioned room.
"Unbelievable... How did I ever consider someone like this a role model?" Seeing this, Wu Yan gave up trying to persuade them and turned back to sit in Li Xuan's lap. Hearing Wu Yan's disappointed tone, Qi Mo became even more excited, as though she were about to awaken some bizarre new fetish.
Do You Magical Girls Usually Play This Wild?
"Lower your head further. If you dare look up, I'll kill you immediately," Xu Rou ordered in a disgusted tone.
Qi Mo did not speak. She simply kept kneeling and buried her head even lower. This made her rear stick up high, inviting all sorts of improper thoughts.
Xu Rou was dressed casually today. She placed her white sandal on top of Qi Mo's head, pressing her already lowered head down against the floor. Maintaining her look of disgust, she lifted her skirt and slowly slid her cool silk panties down to her ankles. After straightening the hem of her skirt, she bent down and threaded the panties through her sandal, strapping them over Qi Mo's face.
"Ah... Finally... this day has finally come. The scene from my dreams." Qi Mo drew a deep breath, her face filled with incomparable bliss.
"Qi Mo, I once saw you as someone I admired. You were calm, dignified, and resourceful. For years, I looked up to you and trusted you. Back then, I had no idea you harbored such disgusting thoughts toward me. Otherwise, I would have stayed far, far away from you." Xu Rou carefully worked Qi Mo's head beneath her sandaled foot, slowly rubbing the face bound by her panties across the floor.
"You're right, Xiao Rou... Admiration is the feeling farthest from understanding. You admired me, but all I wanted was to pounce on you. Please give me a little time to process this. This stimulation is far too intense for me..." Qi Mo wore an expression of pain and pleasure so extreme that even Li Xuan found it a little perverse.
"Do you magical girls usually play this wild?" Li Xuan asked Wu Yan in his arms.
"No. I'm perfectly normal. While they play house, I can take the opportunity to have Master all to myself..." Wu Yan said, shoving a large mouthful of shaved ice into her mouth before lowering her head and making gurgling sounds.
"Ah, so cold..." Every pore on Li Xuan's body tightened, and his worries about the Church duo were temporarily thrown to the back of his mind.
While Li Xuan was lost in the icy slush in Wu Yan's mouth, Qi Mo's shameful play had also come to an end. After repeatedly warning the three girls not to transform at will, Li Xuan dismissed them and returned alone to the shop to check on Li Sijie.
Li Sijie had only just arrived for work. Li Xuan did not disturb her, merely opening his laptop in the break room to review the accounts while watching Li Sijie bustle back and forth through the security cameras. Although she had not been at the shop for long, she was already handling everything with ease. Her conduct and speech were exceptionally proper; simply watching her was a pleasure.
Afternoon soon arrived. Li Xuan had spent half the day going over accounts and was starting to feel drowsy. It was nearly closing time, and there were fewer and fewer customers. So he ordered a coffee and specifically requested that Li Sijie bring it to him.
Li Sijie soon brought the coffee over on a tray. Seeing Li Xuan working on the accounts, she quietly stood behind him and watched.
"What? You can understand this?" Li Xuan teased.
"Of course. My aunt used to own a women's clothing store, and I often helped her with the books," Li Sijie said without the slightest modesty.
Seeing how casually she said it, Li Xuan could not help suspecting that she was bragging. He pushed the computer toward her. "You can you up, no can no BB."
Li Sijie burst out laughing at his Chinglish. Seeing no one nearby, she lifted her skirt and sat directly in Li Xuan's lap, her delicate fingers flying across the keyboard.
Li Xuan watched her quickly understand what he had been doing and continue it competently. He could not help feeling impressed. He lifted Li Sijie's rear and kneaded his numb thigh. "Putting aside your perverted personality, you really are a virtuous wife and good mother. You can cook, do housework, manage accounts—everything."
"Then do you intend to marry me?" Li Sijie asked with a smile behind her hand.
"Something like that can wait until I collect a hundred magical girls," Li Xuan replied jokingly, unable to tell whether she was serious or teasing.
"Then you'll have to work very hard. By the way, I have some news for you: Tan Xiang and Yun Ye have arrived in Clear Lotus City. Have you figured out how you'll deal with them?" Li Sijie asked.
"So what if they've arrived? As long as I don't use Evil Energy, they can't find me. I'll make my move after gathering enough information," Li Xuan said indifferently.
"Not necessarily. The reason I know they have arrived is that someone has placed a large number of Anti-Evil-Energy Beacons around Clear Lotus City. They are magical tools that can cover a vast area like signal towers. As long as there is even the tiniest trace of Evil Energy, they will react. If they are allowed to keep setting them up, Clear Lotus City will sooner or later become a forbidden zone for Evil Energy. Unless you can hide forever and never use even a trace of Evil Energy, you will eventually be found," Li Sijie said with a smile.
"The Church thinks that highly of me?" Li Xuan said with a headache.
"The Anti-Evil-Energy Beacons themselves release magical signals, so they are easy to detect. They are forcing you to reveal yourself. That also means they have absolute confidence in their own strength."
"Interesting. Then I'll see just how strong Grade B can be."
Li Sijie's words stirred Li Xuan's competitive spirit. During this time, he had created many monsters with fire-elemental resistance using Fallen Blood, nearly all of them lying in ambush around the suburbs. He ordered one of them to swagger into the city—there were no magical girls stationed in Clear Lotus City anymore, so if a monster invaded, Tan Xiang and Yun Ye would have no choice but to show themselves.
The monster he sent was the Fire-Extinguishing Prince that he had used against Wu Yan that day. Though it was specialized for fire-elemental resistance, it had consumed two hundred milliliters of Fallen Blood. Its frontal combat power was already close to that of a Grade C magical girl, and its appearance alone sent citizens fleeing in panic.
Li Xuan himself hid nearby. As long as he did not use Evil Energy, magical girls could not find him, while his system could detect their presence. As long as he made good use of the information gap, the difference in strength could be completely offset.
[Magical girls detected nearby]
[Distance: 100 meters, 75 meters, 63 meters...]
[Detailed information can be displayed after visual lock-on]
Li Xuan's guess was correct. Only a few minutes after the monster appeared in the city, a tall girl appeared before it.
Seeing a new magical girl appear, Li Xuan could not help feeling excited. He hurriedly examined her through the window:
The magical girl before him was even slightly taller than Li Sijie, seemingly over 175 centimeters. She had short silver hair, elegant gray-black eyes, strikingly handsome features, and a somewhat melancholy expression. She wore a green-and-white one-piece bodysuit that covered her completely from below the neck to the tips of her toes, including every finger. Not an inch of skin was exposed, yet it perfectly emphasized every curve of her body. Most clothing could never achieve that sensation of conforming one hundred percent to the body.
The relationship between the two seems different from what I imagined.
[Magical girl locked on]
[Name: Tan Xiang]
[Magical power level: Grade B]
[Type: Battle Type]
[Height: 177 cm]
[CUP level: B]
The system's prompt soon arrived. The girl before him was indeed one of the Church duo who had come to deal with him. Li Xuan quickly marked Tan Xiang with the Hunting Radar. Since the Hunting Radar could only mark three people, he reluctantly removed Xu Rou's mark—after all, she had fallen the most completely and was the least likely to be turned against them.
"Not humanoid? Was the information wrong?" Tan Xiang frowned as she looked at the strange-looking white giant before her.
"Forget it. I'll end this quickly." As Tan Xiang spoke, she took out a golden metal ring about the size of a hula hoop and spun it around her waist a few times. Blazing flames immediately erupted from the ring. Riding the momentum of her twisting waist, Tan Xiang flung the blaze directly at the Fire-Extinguishing Prince. Though the move looked ordinary, the air around Li Xuan warped from the heat, and he felt that this casual attack was no weaker than Wu Yan's ultimate move, Judgment.
However, the Fire-Extinguishing Prince was completely immune to fire-elemental attacks. The strike, scorching enough to sear the air dry, did not hurt it in the slightest.
"Strange. This thing doesn't look very strong, yet it can take one of my attacks?" Tan Xiang frowned, then suddenly flickered out of sight.
The next second, Tan Xiang appeared above the Fire-Extinguishing Prince in a forward flip. She extended her right leg and brought it down in a brutal chop, instantly smashing half of the Fire-Extinguishing Prince's body to pieces. The entire sequence was effortless and stylish, making even Li Xuan, her enemy, marvel in admiration.
Tan Xiang followed with several more kicks, thoroughly reducing the Fire-Extinguishing Prince to fragments. Her attacks were fast and fierce, and Li Xuan could not follow even her opening movements. Wu Yan's information had been entirely accurate. Tan Xiang's explosive power was truly astonishing. Even without magic, he would be no match for her.
Fortunately, the mark had already been placed. Li Xuan did not linger and quietly left the scene amid the fleeing crowd, finding a secluded place to observe Tan Xiang's next move.
After defeating the monster, Tan Xiang canceled her transformation. Without the bodysuit's wrapping, her body suddenly looked much frailer, as though the hot summer wind might blow her over at any moment. On closer inspection, Li Xuan noticed that her thighs were only slightly thicker than her calves. She wore an ordinary white T-shirt, denim shorts, and white sneakers. No socks were visible from the outside, though she might have been wearing low-cut socks hidden inside her shoes. She was clean and makeup-free, with no accessories other than a string of prayer beads around her left wrist.
For someone at an age when she should have cared about beauty, her outfit was far too plain.
After the monster was defeated, its corpse gradually disappeared. The damaged street around it automatically repaired itself as if a film were being played in reverse. Soon, the scattered citizens slowly gathered again, and the street returned to its former bustle and prosperity.
Li Xuan had heard Qi Mo describe scenes like this before. It seemed to be the world's corrective force. As long as magical girls won, it would repair the traces left by monsters as much as possible, and the memories of witnesses would be altered as well. However, those who died during an incident could not be brought back. Other people would automatically understand their deaths as accidents or something similar.
After confirming the monster's death, Tan Xiang hurried away from the scene, jogging toward a luxury hotel. Li Xuan was slightly surprised: this hotel was not cheap. Even an ordinary room cost over a thousand yuan. The Church really was generous with its spending.
Just then, Tan Xiang ran into the hotel lobby and stopped, panting, in front of a short girl. Using Tan Xiang as a reference, the short girl seemed to be around 150 centimeters tall. She was plump and wore a summer hat, its brim draped with a layer of gauze that concealed her face. Yet some of her features could still be vaguely seen. The color and shape of her face resembled a slightly deflated basketball.
"You're half an hour late. Do you know how long I waited? You actually dared make me watch the luggage. You've really grown some nerve," the short girl said, looking up at her. Though she was at a disadvantage in height, her tone carried an air of superiority.
"My deepest apologies, Lady Yun Ye. There should have been enough time, but after setting up the beacons, I happened to detect a monster's presence nearby. I was worried there might be casualties, so I dealt with it before coming here." Tan Xiang seemed deeply afraid of the short girl. As she spoke, she kept her eyes on her own toes, looking timid and nervous.
"Lady Yun Ye?" Li Xuan was stunned. Could this short girl be Yun Ye, the Prayer Type magical girl? Her name sounded so elegant, but her personality and figure left much to be desired. So not every magical girl was beautiful after all.
Just as Li Xuan felt his illusion shatter, Yun Ye snorted. "Why were you meddling? Aren't there three little pieces of trash in charge of Clear Lotus City?"
"But according to the Oracle Machine's information, the magical power reactions of those three have been cut off for some time. The archpriest also believes they may have met with misfortune, so I..."
"Don't use the archpriest's words to pressure me!" Yun Ye slapped the sofa armrest, making Tan Xiang tremble all over.
"Forget it. I won't argue with you over this. Why is this damned Clear Lotus City so hot? The latitudes aren't even that far apart, but it feels like I've changed seasons," Yun Ye said irritably.
"Lady Yun Ye, I brought short sleeves. Would you like to change in the restroom?" Tan Xiang asked cautiously.
"Who asked you? Don't think that just because the archpriest praised you a few times, you can stand on equal footing with me. We've been deacons for so many years and still haven't advanced, all because you've held us back! And now we've been sent here to investigate some humanoid monster... We have to conduct a carpet search too. It's all thankless work!" Yun Ye snapped without mercy.
"I'm sorry. I'll work harder. Please don't abandon me, Lady Yun Ye," Tan Xiang quickly apologized.
"Hmph. At least you know your place. Hurry up and get us a room. I'm dying from the heat." Yun Ye tugged at her collar while using a tiny USB-powered fan to blow air inside.
"Lady Yun Ye, isn't that inappropriate? The Church reimbursement allowance is only enough for budget hotels... If we spend too much, we'll be reprimanded. We should choose another place," Tan Xiang said awkwardly.
"Then pay for it yourself. It's not as if this city lacks jobs. Aren't you good at seducing men? Whatever you do, plenty of men will be willing to pay for you, won't they?" Yun Ye said impatiently.
"I don't... I'm sorry, I'll go right away." Tan Xiang wanted to explain herself, but after seeing Yun Ye's gaze, she swallowed her words. She could only take Yun Ye's identification and her own to reserve a room at the front desk, then drag their heavy luggage ahead of them. Yun Ye followed empty-handed, occasionally making sarcastic remarks about Tan Xiang's figure. Tan Xiang could only force a smile in response.
These two have a relationship very different from what I imagined... Li Xuan thought with complicated feelings.
It's Arranged
After arriving at the room, Yun Ye immediately removed her hat. Li Xuan discovered that the face beneath her veil was actually much prettier than he had imagined. Her bone structure was well-proportioned, and there was still a trace of charm in her features. She was also much younger than he had expected. Her face was somewhat distorted, though, likely due to her acquired "efforts."
Yun Ye casually tossed aside her hat, stripped at lightning speed, and rushed naked into the bathroom. Li Xuan did not even want to look at what followed, immediately shifting his view toward the silent Tan Xiang.
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