Naruto's Dark Awakening: Even a Dog Wouldn't Want to Be Hokage
Chapter 57

Akatsuki's Response

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Deva Path Pain stood atop the highest fingertip, his Rinnegan glinting with cold violet light in the dim cave. His voice was utterly calm. "Oh? I have heard a little about it. The Empire of Heaven is indeed worthy of the Five Great Nations' attention."

Hidan instantly straightened up, and the Bloody Triple-Bladed Scythe in his hand crashed to the ground with a clang. He stamped his feet anxiously. "Tell us, hurry up! I'm still waiting to offer lives to Lord Jashin! If I'm late, Lord Jashin will get angry! That last mission only got me thirty-seven kills. That wasn't even enough to get my teeth into!"

A bead on Kakuzu's abacus snapped loose with a pop. Veins bulged on his forehead as he finally lost his patience. "I really want to kill you, you idiot! Every mission, you waste three hours performing your ritual. Last time, you nearly let the bounty target get away!"

Hidan did not hold back either. He slung his scythe over his shoulder and tilted his head provocatively. "If you can do it, then try!"

Kisame folded his arms and burst into laughter, baring a mouthful of shark-like teeth. "You two really love and kill each other! But do two immortal monsters really need to start talking about killing each other every time they open their mouths?"

Hidan rolled his eyes. "Being called a monster by a monster is quite an honor! At least I don't hug a sword all day like it's my wife!"

Deidara suddenly rubbed his hands together excitedly, rapidly shaping the clay at his fingertips into a little bird. "Excellent, I can smell art! Blowing up a newly established country and watching it turn to ash amid a sky full of flames—that is the ultimate art! What do you think, Brother

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