The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 52

Mo Yi, You Turned into a Cat?

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Hard to say. Maybe she would have to eat a pork cutlet bowl tomorrow before she could go home.

And the cuter a girl was, the less she should open the window while bathing. Because the moment she did, some creepy magic wand calling itself Ruby might fly in, then use every kind of threat and temptation to make her sign a contract and become a new generation of Magical Girl!

A Magical Girl was a high-risk job with no pay for all that labor. In certain age-restricted productions, there was no need to even mention it—Magical Girls never defeated the enemy even once. Even in kid-friendly productions, like Puella Magi Madoka Magica, that senior girl had looked so cool and powerful when she first appeared. With new companions by her side, she had nothing left to fear. Yet within the next twenty minutes, her head was bitten off.

This showed that no matter how strong or experienced a Magical Girl was, as long as she was not the Heroine, she could die the moment she finished her own role as a plot device. She would become an important guide who lived on in the Heroine's memories, appearing for ten seconds whenever there was a flashback.

Besides, even the Heroine might not survive until the finale in certain productions!

This showed that being a Magical Girl was one of the ten most exploitative jobs imaginable.

As Mo Yi pondered how to explain to Theresa that girls needed to protect themselves, and that when some cute pet resembling a rabbit asked her to become a Magical Girl, she should not hesitate to grab a handy heavy object like a brick and smash it at them, Theresa had already turned around. Moonlight fell upon her silvery hair, still glistening with water. She

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