I, Homelander, Marvel's Only God Among Men
Chapter 108

What Kind of Outrageous Talk Is That?

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"Sam!!" Steve wanted to go to the rescue, but Winter Soldier's offensive was so fierce Stormfront that he had no time to escape.

"Da da da da da--!!!"

To make matters worse, there were dense footsteps at the end of the corridor.

A large number of heavily armed Hydra commandos rushed out, the assault rifles in their hands spitting flames, and the dense rain of bullets suppressed the three of them in a blind corner bunker.

"We are going to be finished!" Natasha shouted while firing back, "Captain! Where are your boss's people?!"

"On the way!" Steve held up his shield and blocked the waves of bullets.

Hydra soldiers pressed forward step by step, shrinking the encirclement circle smaller and smaller.

"Okay..." Natasha put on the last magazine and glanced at Steve, who was still calm next to him, "Captain, it's already this time, why don't you tell me that you can do magic and give me some hope."

Steve glanced at the communicator on his wrist.

The red light above is flashing rapidly.

He raised his head, looked at the Winter Soldier and Hydra warriors who were approaching step by step, and said calmly.

"I don't know magic, Natasha."

"But I have a... pussy boss."

The words just fell.

"Zi--"

Abrupt high-frequency noise suddenly penetrated the wall.

That's the sound of Heat Vision cutting concrete.

Immediately afterwards.

"Boom--------!!!"

The one-meter-thick reinforced concrete wall beside them was blasted to pieces from the outside!

Debris flew and smoke billowed.

All gunfire stopped at this moment.

Hydra's soldiers turned their heads in horror and looked at the huge gap.

Dazzling sunlight shot in through the gap, illuminating the dim space.

In that light.

A figure is suspended in mid-air.

Red and blue battle clothes, golden back, Stars and Stripes Cape fluttering in the wind.

He put his hands on his hips, facing the light, with a smile that was half arrogant and half joking.

Homelander.

Beside him, Jessica·Jones was making fist movements. Obviously, this gap was her masterpiece.

"I don't like this dark place."

"Yahhoo--!"

Pietro turned into a silver lightning and rushed in. Without any regard for Hydra's colleagues, he instantly disarmed a dozen soldiers in the front row.

He returned to the team in the blink of an eye, holding a submachine gun in his hand.

"BBQ time!"

A ball of flame followed, Angela was like the god of fire descending.

The Seven (except for a certain pervert in red), everyone is here.

And behind them, outside the huge gap.

They are countless SWAT team members.

And behind the special police... are dozens of news broadcast trucks carrying long guns and short-range artillery.

There are several helicopters hovering outside, and the camera is pointed at the hole.

The logos of major news media are printed on the fuselage.

FOX, CNN, BBC...

The heavily armed SWAT police were shouting in front of the camera, "Federal police! Put down your weapons! Raise your hands where I can see them!"

"This..." Natasha looked at the battle, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Oh my god..." Sam was dumbfounded, "Are you here to fight, or are you here to walk on the red carpet?"

"This is Vought." Steve breathed a sigh of relief, "No matter what you do, you must have a good reputation."

Homelander landed slowly, without looking at the stunned Hydra soldiers, and directly showed his rich voice to the camera:

"No matter how deep the darkness hides!"

"No matter how wildly evil laughs!"

"When the world needs heroes--"

Homelander waved his hand, and although the Seven members behind him had a bit of helplessness on their faces, they still cooperated and put on a handsome pose that had been rehearsed in advance.

"--the Seven, here comes the answer!!!"

"Click, click, click, click--!!"

The flash lights are connected together.

Hydra's soldiers were dumbfounded.

Is this a fucking war or a movie?

After Homelander finished speaking, he turned around and faced the three Siberia super soldiers and a group of Hydra minions.

The smile in his eyes remained unchanged, but there were two more scarlet death gleams.

"Why are you still standing there?! It's time to clear the place!"

Following Homelander's command, the Seven descended the mountain like a tiger.

Hydra, who were suppressing Steve just now, had no power to fight back.

This is completely a one-sided Carnage.

Homelander didn't even do it himself.

He only needs to be responsible for being handsome, smiling for the camera, and doing a good job of explaining.

"Look! That's Quicksilver! His speed makes the girl scream! It makes Invisible Man cry!"

"Oh! Jewel's punch! It's full of female power!"

Less than two minutes.

There are no enemies standing at the scene.

Except... three cheetah-like figures, who were running away towards the back exit of the hydropower station.

"Want to run?"

Homelander's eyes turned cold.

This is a live broadcast across the United States. If the bad guys escape, where will the Seven's face go?

"Ashley! Let the director mosaic it!"

Homelander's eyes suddenly lit up with red light.

"Zi--!!!"

Two high-energy Heat Vision cuts through the air instantly.

There is no suspense whatsoever.

The heads of the two Siberia super soldiers who were still running exploded like rotten watermelons.

"Bang! Bang!"

The headless corpse still ran two steps with the inertia, and then fell heavily to the ground.

"Perfect." Homelander nodded and praised himself, "This is called Decapitation Operation."

Then, his eyes locked on the last person.

The man with the metal left arm.

"There's only one left..."

The red light in Homelander's eyes condensed again and was aimed at the back of Bucky's head.

"Wait!!"

Steve·Rogers rushed over suddenly, blocking Homelander's line of sight.

The red light in Homelander's eyes gradually faded, and he slowly landed in front of Steve, looking at him with a half-smile.

"What's wrong? Captain?" Homelander pointed at the figure who was still running away desperately, "... could he be your 'cheating wife'?"

"Ahem!" Natasha almost choked on his saliva.

What kind of tiger and wolf words is this?!

"Anthony... don't make such a joke." Steve smiled bitterly and lowered his voice, "He is Bucky... my brother."

"Oh~~~"

Homelander lengthened his voice, with an expression like "I understand, I won't tell you when I see through it".

"Okay, since it's your 'household matter', I won't get involved."

"Go after her, don't let your Juliet get away."

Steve didn't bother to refute Homelander's bad words.

"Thanks!"

He picked up the shield and chased in the direction where Bucky disappeared.

Just when the captain turned around, a pleasant system prompt sounded suddenly!

"Ding!"

"The system has detected a strong character bond!"

"Characters: Steve·Rogers(Captain America) & James·Barnes(Winter Soldier)"

"Trigger hidden combination effects--[Captain and Winter Soldier]!"

"Special effect description: When Captain America and Winter Soldier are in the host camp at the same time and participate in any public actions or media exposure together, the host will directly draw 30% of the total Popularity Points obtained by the two as an additional bonus!"

"Ding! Team module upgrade!"

"Unlock a new team formation!--[Howling Commandos]!"

"The team's current headcount: 1/5."

"Core binding members: Captain America, Winter Soldier (missing). (If one of the two is missing, the team's special effects will be invalid)"

"Team special effects: When Howling Commandos members are within 3000 meters of the host, the host will receive 'Tactical Intuition', 'Super Will' and all attribute bonuses!"

"Bonus ratio: Each member provides 40% increase in all attributes! The upper limit is 200%!"

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