I, Homelander, Marvel's Only God Among Men
Chapter 295

Surprise--!!

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With a strange sound, Harley Quinn's head, flattened into a pancake by Darkseid's punch, sprang back into shape like a sponge soaking up water.

Her eyeballs, dangling in midair, zipped back into their sockets.

Her neck snapped back into shape too.

The absurd sight made Darkseid pause. Confusion flickered in his eyes.

"Ha! My turn!!"

Harley reached both hands beneath her billowing skirt, rummaging for something.

To everyone's astonishment, she pulled out a gigantic black wooden mallet with a wildly exaggerated design.

"10000 T" was painted on its side in white.

"Feel the bride's wrath!"

Harley raised the mallet, swung it through three huge circles overhead, then brought it down on Darkseid's head with a howl of wind.

THOOOM----!!!

A dull, tremendous impact rang out.

Every hero watched in shock as disbelief crossed Darkseid's face.

The ruler of Apokolips, a tyrant who dominated the universe, had been hammered straight into the ground!

The earth shook. Dust billowed.

Darkseid's entire body was buried in the ground, leaving only his head exposed.

Several yellow cartoon birds appeared above it, circling in the air.

"Done!"

Leaning on her mallet, Harley struck a victory pose.

"..."

Everyone was stunned!

That was Darkseid! A tyrant who had terrorized the universe!

And some madwoman had just whacked him into the ground like a mole?!

The Dark Elite had fought alongside Darkseid for years and had never seen anything like it.

BOOM!

The ground exploded.

Darkseid hauled himself out of the crater. For the first time, open fury broke through his cold expression.

The blow had done him no real harm, but being hammered into the ground before his entire army was more infuriating than any injury.

"Embrace your destruction!!" he roared at Harley.

But Harley was no longer there.

She stood beside him, holding an enormous

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